kevC Pulls a Bloodninja

You know that guy who screwed with people with weird cybersex?

Well, I didn't do cybersex but I convinced this one girl on Facebook Games (it matches you up with random people on Facebook to play games)

I had this conversation with this girl over a game of pool.

KevC: go watch ratatouille

Girl: o really is it good?

KevC: yeah

Girl: even for a cartoon

KevC: it's very deep and adult

KevC: I actually work for Pixar

Girl: really?

Girl: no way

Girl: how old are you

KevC: 24

KevC: I helped on a lot of the animation

Girl: thats awesome

Girl: must be a great job

KevC: most of the times

Girl: sounds like fun

KevC: a lot of it is just manual labor

KevC: rending and stuff

KevC: pixar's fine but disney people make you do crazy stuff

KevC: *rendering

Girl: haha like what?

KevC: well, like with a joint project like Ratatouille the Disney people make ridiculous demands

KevC: they locked us in a room with 3 rats and a plate of cheese for one night

KevC: to study their movements

Girl: hahahahahahah

Girl: hahahahha

Girl: thats funny

KevC: it wasn't that funny when they strated biting

KevC: those little bastards are vicious

KevC: so the cute depiction in the film was not very accurate

KevC: which makes me mad because then what the hell was the point of that excercise

Girl: really?

Girl: hahaha no way

Girl: omg that sucks

KevC: yeah, but it's okay

Girl: sounds better than doing clerical work though

KevC: yeah

KevC: some of us put in little sexual innuendos here and there hehe

Girl: haha really no way

KevC: yeah look for them when you're watching the movie

Girl: haha ok

Girl: god it sounds interesting

KevC: I mean, for one, the rats' noses are very phallic

Girl: haha i'll look for that

KevC: the supervisor of texture rendering is also very anti-semitic

KevC: and he included hints of Jewish crimes throughout the movie too

Girl: hahahaha

Girl: god the things you never see and realize when you're watching the movie

KevC: there's this one scene where the rats are hanging from a rat poison shop

Girl: lol

KevC: totally ripped off of a picture from the holocaust

Girl: omg

Girl: thats terrible

Girl: wow

KevC: yeah that guy's an ass

Girl: i'm actually kinda curious about the movie now

KevC: but he pays for everything so we can't really say anything

Girl: true true

Girl: don't wanna piss'
off the boss

KevC: right

Girl: lol

KevC: yeah there are rats as jews connections all over the film

Girl: really?

Girl: jesus

Girl: i think i'm gonna see the movie

KevC: the rats infestation is an allegory to how the Jews destroy honest business men only to replace them with their own corrupted corporations

Girl: not cuz i don't like jews or anything just cuz i'm a little curious

Girl: you serious?

Girl: thats terrible

KevC: yeah..

Girl: so like are you going to be in the credits?

KevC: I should be

KevC: look for me

KevC: we have tons of animators so it'll be hard to find

Girl: awesome i will

KevC: I mean I'm like one of the fifty Koreans in the movie

Girl: lol

KevC: they actually pay us less because there are so many of us

Girl: cuz there's so many koreans?

KevC: yeah

Girl: not

KevC: it's like cheap labor for them because we are skilled but there's an abundance of

Girl: no way

KevC: I mean, we're still paid more than we'll ever be in Korea

Girl: thats not fair

KevC: so can't complain

KevC: they can ship us back whenever they want

Girl: you serious?

Girl: you're not a citizen

KevC: that's where we get our visa

KevC: oh no

KevC: work visa

Girl: oh i see

Girl: that sucks

KevC: I just speak english well because I grew up here

KevC: but then had to move back because of visa problems

KevC: and pixar issued the work visa

Girl: omg

Girl: thats terrible

Girl: why dont' you apply for citizenship

KevC: well I need a green card first

KevC: I'd have to do a few more projects for cheap before Pixar lets us

Girl: i see

Then I got kicked off from Facebook for some reason. I'm not as funny as Bloodninja but I still thought it was funny. :dontknow:

It's hilarious.

Especially when I remembered at the end that you really are Korean.

you should marry an american citizen to get a green card
that's what most Asian-Asians do. sorry, kevc, i won't marry you though

That was creative, and pretty funny. You made me want to see the movie.

KevC: the rats infestation is an allegory to how the Jews destroy honest business men only to replace them with their own corrupted corporations

kevC gets a 20 out of 10 for ingenuity.

I was actually hoping for a spectacular ending, something that bloodninja does, but too bad you got booted off before you could finish. Besides, it'd be more funny if the girl wasn't being such a boring dumbass with one word answers like, "yeah, omg, lol, true, really? jesus, haha, not." On the other hand, nice creative work!

Damn facebook booted you off... Nice work though.

I was actually hoping for a spectacular ending, something that bloodninja does, but too bad you got booted off before you could finish. Besides, it'd be more funny if the girl wasn't being such a boring dumbass with one word answers like, "yeah, omg, lol, true, really? jesus, haha, not." On the other hand, nice creative work!

You gotta understand though, this was all happening while we were playing pool and yeah, I was pretty pissed when I got booted off. I'm going to try to do it another time, .