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Harry Potter to bone horses....

Postby Matt on Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:04 pm

in an exciting career move.

Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is to appear on the London stage next year, playing a stable boy who has an erotic relationship with his horses.
Richard Griffiths will co-star in the revival of Peter Shaffer's 1973 play Equus, to open in the capital in March.

Radcliffe and Griffiths are currently shooting the fifth Harry Potter film.

The role will require Radcliffe, 17, to appear naked and symbolically blind six horses. Richard Burton and Peter Firth starred in the 1977 film version.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5223520.stm

What kind of a sick freak wrote that play?
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Postby Dean on Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:21 pm

Exactly what im thinking.. What the fuck? :?
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Postby Cloudy on Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:22 pm

He might just be a teenage star who won't have a great success after the Harry Potter films are over... I guess he has to try something shocking to will get global attention onto him again... :lol: Weird though, can he appear naked on the TV underage?
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Postby cklitsie on Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:40 pm

Who said it was going to be on TV?
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Postby Dean on Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:42 pm

It says 'appear on stage', but still you wouldnt think so.
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Postby shadowgrin on Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:07 pm

symbolically blind six horses

Money shot on the face of the horse.
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Postby Dean on Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:14 pm

Wow. That just painted an unwanted picture in my mind. :|
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Postby cklitsie on Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:32 pm

DJ [Dean] wrote:Wow. That just painted an unwanted picture in my mind. :|
One look at your avatar and it's gone again.

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Postby Jing on Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:39 pm

oh wow... how the hell would he do something like this... it better boost his popularity like 100 fold. or not worth it
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Postby Old School Fool on Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:11 am

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!

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Postby J@3 on Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:13 am

That's fucked up... awell, at least now my girlfriend won't think he's "cute" I'll be like "cute enough to FUCK A HORSE?" or something less aggressive.
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Postby Cloudy on Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:52 am

Reefer Alston wrote:Who said it was going to be on TV?

Appearing on stage is even worser... Naked with horse on stage?
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Postby cyanide on Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:25 am

I don't know how much he's getting paid to do this, but I find the "symbolically blind six horses" part disturbing.
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Re: Harry Potter to bone horses....

Postby hipn on Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:50 am

Matt wrote:in an exciting career move.

Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is to appear on the London stage next year, playing a stable boy who has an erotic relationship with his horses.
Richard Griffiths will co-star in the revival of Peter Shaffer's 1973 play Equus, to open in the capital in March.

Radcliffe and Griffiths are currently shooting the fifth Harry Potter film.

The role will require Radcliffe, 17, to appear naked and symbolically blind six horses. Richard Burton and Peter Firth starred in the 1977 film version.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5223520.stm

What kind of a sick freak wrote that play?


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Postby Its_asdf on Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:57 am

I was hoping for the title of the thread to some sort of witty joke or pun to it, but instead it was the last thing I wanted to hear about. :|
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Postby Led Zeppelin on Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:28 am

Is he doing this for just the fun of it? you'd think he could score at least a small movie role if he needed some money.
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Postby Andrew on Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:25 pm

He has indicated a desire to play different roles and not just be known as that guy who played Harry Potter. Mission accomplished, I guess.

Jae wrote:That's fucked up... awell, at least now my girlfriend won't think he's "cute" I'll be like "cute enough to FUCK A HORSE?" or something less aggressive.


How about: "Cute enough to root Phar Lap?" That softens the vulgar slang with the more acceptable "root" and classes it up with an historical reference. Well, perhaps not but I'd say it's slightly less abrasive. ;)
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Postby Null17 on Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:59 pm

I think it's supposed to be an artsy play and I guess he's hoping to garner critical acclaim. I checked on wikipedia and the play was inspired by a psychological account so that's even creepier since it also happened in real life.
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Postby J@3 on Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:02 pm

Andrew wrote:He has indicated a desire to play different roles and not just be known as that guy who played Harry Potter. Mission accomplished, I guess.

Jae wrote:That's fucked up... awell, at least now my girlfriend won't think he's "cute" I'll be like "cute enough to FUCK A HORSE?" or something less aggressive.


How about: "Cute enough to root Phar Lap?" That softens the vulgar slang with the more acceptable "root" and classes it up with an historical reference. Well, perhaps not but I'd say it's slightly less abrasive. ;)


She's only been in the country for 8 years, I doubt she'd know who Phar Lap is :lol:
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Postby Andrew on Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:06 pm

In that case, Makabe Diva.
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Postby Nick on Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:07 pm

Harry Potter is one of those actors who will always have to put up with being the "harry potter" actor his whole career. He'll only ever be recognised as who he acted as. But this role might take the cake! :o Now he'll be known as that "horse fucker" actor.
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Postby cyanide on Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:13 am

:lol: This thread has shifted from disturbing to hilarious.
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Postby hammertime23 on Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:59 am

It's kind of like the movie clerks II and Kinky Kelly.
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