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the i wish i was an elephant thread

Postby j.23 on Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:57 am

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Postby Cable on Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:58 am

And .... ?

Figures you'd find this.
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Postby Riot on Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:00 am

You would kill a woman with that weapon.
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Postby j.23 on Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:02 am

fuck lethal injection, the US should implement death via lethal penetration
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Postby Jugs on Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:02 am

That's um, large
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Postby cyanide on Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:14 am

That's bigger than a horse's dick.
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Postby hipn on Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:21 am

Hahaha LMAO, this is a funny ass thread. You thats like, umm.... smaller than mine... lol jks.
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Postby Axel on Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:39 am

I doubt Elephants can get as intimate.
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Postby hipn on Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:53 am

That elephan is black. LOL jokes, dont mean to start anything racist.
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Postby Riot on Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:56 am

hipn wrote:That elephan is black. LOL jokes, dont mean to start anything racist.


OMFG ARE YOU SAYING BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BIG EARS?!?!?! OMFG RACIST!!!
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Postby hipn on Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:01 pm

LOL and I even wrote that I had no intention on making my post racist. LOL dont start another one of these theads Riot.
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Postby Riot on Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:01 pm

:lol: I was being sarcastic, don't worry. :wink:
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Postby j.23 on Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:03 pm

riot i'm surprised you haven't thrown in kevin garnett or george bush in this thread :wink:
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Postby Riot on Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:04 pm

George W. Bush is the greatest President of all time.

Kevin Garnett is the greatest basketball player of all time.

George W. Bush is white. I love him.

Kevin Garnett is black. I love him THE SAME AMOUNT. NO RACISM OVER HERE.
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Postby Jona on Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:08 pm

It is, indeed, an extremely large penis. :roll:
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Postby Username123 on Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:26 pm

For a second i thought the picture was put because of the large shit the elephant took :lol: WMD!!!
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Postby Jing on Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:41 pm

george bush does not care about black ranger!
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wow what an elephant
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Postby Fitzy on Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:45 pm

I still dont want to be an elephant
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Postby hipn on Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:52 pm

For real... you cant do stuff humans can do when you an elephant, but when you are an elephant, you can have sex with a lot of elephants and dont have to worry about aids, std and cheating, cuz you an elephant.... yea thats sounds weird but im just saying

and id rather be human than an elephant...
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Postby Indy on Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:27 pm

Dude, stop talking about Isabella, my transexual elephant sister.
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Postby Laxation on Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:31 pm

if your an elephant you have sex with dirty sl*ts who enjoy beastiality (Y) woohoo
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Postby Jackal_ on Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:21 pm

wisdom_kid wrote: For a second i thought the picture was put because of the large shit the elephant took :lol: WMD!!!


You just happened to miss the giant man beef stickin outta him?
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Postby shadowgrin on Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:00 am

but when you are an elephant, you can have sex with a lot of elephants and dont have to worry about aids, std and cheating, cuz you an elephant

But your ass is going to be shot by poachers who want your ivory tusks. Considering elephants are an endangered species, I don't want to be an elephant, even if it means having a big dick, great memory, cool tusks, and big flappy ears that can cool me on a hot day.
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Postby Drex on Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:13 am

OMFG ARE YOU SAYING BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BIG EARS?!?!?! OMFG RACIST!!!

Thank you for that, Riot (Y). That was hilarious :lol:

Good for the elephant, but I like my dick as it is. And the girls too :cheeky:
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Postby Amphatoast on Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:59 am

You should be satisfied with what you got. Weather your 3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 10+ inches, be happy. As they say, it ain't the size that counts, it's how you work it.
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