the i wish i was an elephant thread

And .... ?

Figures you'd find this.

Last edited by Cable on Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:38 am, edited 1 time in total.

You would kill a woman with that weapon.

fuck lethal injection, the US should implement death via lethal penetration

That's um, large

That's bigger than a horse's dick.

Hahaha LMAO, this is a funny ass thread. You thats like, umm.... smaller than mine... lol jks.

I doubt Elephants can get as intimate.

That elephan is black. LOL jokes, dont mean to start anything racist.

That elephan is black. LOL jokes, dont mean to start anything racist.

OMFG ARE YOU SAYING BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BIG EARS?!?!?! OMFG RACIST!!!

LOL and I even wrote that I had no intention on making my post racist. LOL dont start another one of these theads Riot.

I was being sarcastic, don't worry.

riot i'm surprised you haven't thrown in kevin garnett or george bush in this thread

George W. Bush is the greatest President of all time.

Kevin Garnett is the greatest basketball player of all time.

George W. Bush is white. I love him.

Kevin Garnett is black. I love him THE SAME AMOUNT. NO RACISM OVER HERE.

It is, indeed, an extremely large penis.

For a second i thought the picture was put because of the large shit the elephant took WMD!!!

george bush does not care about black ranger!


wow what an elephant

I still dont want to be an elephant

For real... you cant do stuff humans can do when you an elephant, but when you are an elephant, you can have sex with a lot of elephants and dont have to worry about aids, std and cheating, cuz you an elephant.... yea thats sounds weird but im just saying

and id rather be human than an elephant...

Dude, stop talking about Isabella, my transexual elephant sister.

if your an elephant you have sex with dirty sl*ts who enjoy beastiality woohoo

For a second i thought the picture was put because of the large shit the elephant took WMD!!!

You just happened to miss the giant man beef stickin outta him?

but when you are an elephant, you can have sex with a lot of elephants and dont have to worry about aids, std and cheating, cuz you an elephant

But your ass is going to be shot by poachers who want your ivory tusks. Considering elephants are an endangered species, I don't want to be an elephant, even if it means having a big dick, great memory, cool tusks, and big flappy ears that can cool me on a hot day.

OMFG ARE YOU SAYING BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BIG EARS?!?!?! OMFG RACIST!!!

Thank you for that, Riot . That was hilarious

Good for the elephant, but I like my dick as it is. And the girls too

You should be satisfied with what you got. Weather your 3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 10+ inches, be happy. As they say, it ain't the size that counts, it's how you work it.