Foreign Swearing and Why It's Fun

[J@3]

Ignore the "why it's fun" bit I'm just going to post some stuff from my mIRC thing

**DISCLAIMER**
I ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH SO I CAN'T VERIFY ANY OF THESE, I JUST CLICK A FEW BUTTONS AND THEY COME UP SO IF YOU'RE SOME FOREIGN HIPPY PISSED OFF BECAUSE I GOT IT WRONG, FUCK OFF

German

None of your fucking business:
das geht dich einen feuchten scheissdreck an

Go fuck yourself:
mach es dir selber

Kiss my ass:
lichten mein asch

Estonian

Fuck you:
kurat vo~tku

Fuck off:
mine vittu

I'm only doing these by request, so if you want some for whatever just say the country and I'll see what I can do. Alternatively if you just want the file I can upload it somewhere.

My personal favourite:

Japanese

Shut up you crazy motherfucker:
urusai kono bakayaro

[.]

Dutch:
I F*cked your mother last night and she sucks

Ik heb je moeder gister nacht geneukt en ze zuigt

[Bill Russell]

Portuguese brazilian:

Fuck you = vai se fuder

Kiss my ass = vai se fuder

Motherfucker = Filho da puta

Asshole = cuzão

Hold my dick = pega no meu pau

[Andre]

ITALIAN:

hooray for the pussy and for who gets it = viva la figa e chi la mastiga!



will we all be banned from this forum?

[Carlos Boozer]

dick=munn,türa In estonian

[J@3]

hooray for the pussy and for who gets it

Lol I've never heard anyone in any language say that

[Andre]

It's popular in Italy...we celebrate a lot...it's usually used for a toast.

[#12]

Spanish:

prostitute:
puta mare

shit:
mierda

fuck:
joda i think

[Jackal]

Go to the devil in spanish is vete al diablo.

Then you've got carajo, pendejo/a, puta/puto, conchita...hmm, chingar is to fuck.

Chingado is (the) fucked.

One I find quite amusing here in Holland is "Krijg de kleren". It's supposed to be fuck you but the exact translation is "Get the clothes". It cracks me up whenever I hear it since I think in English, meaning everything I hear I translate to English in my brains.

Another one I've heard alot of the kids use around here would be "kanker", it's supposed to be like fuck or something, but the exact translation is cancer. They use the two words together with the word "whore". It becomes "kanker hoer". It's quite normal for the kids to say that over here, like it's easy for Americans to say go fuck yourself or go to hell.

Anytime they need to swear it's "kankerhoer", me & my sisters' boyfriends have made it a mockery and turned it into cancerwhore. Everytime we swear, we say aah you cancer whore. It's funny.

I hear alot of "woelah" or something of that sort from the Turkish/Marrokkan people, I have no idea what it means but they sure do say it often.

In hindi motherfucker would be maderchod. Sisterfucker would be b(e)henchod. Fucker would be chod(u). Hehe, I love my languages.

[Rens]

I don't think it's funny using cancer when calling names.

[Jackal]

Bah, you're such a cancer whore.

[[Q]]

Vietnamese:

thay me-damn it

do di ngua-you bitch!

[cklitsie]

what i learned from a sicilian friend:
sticcio peloso di buttana in calore franchese='broken' pussy of a horny french bitch

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Vietnamese:

thay me-damn it

do di ngua-you bitch!

What does con cac mean?

[j.23]

Bah, you're such a cancer whore.

[[Q]]

What does con cac mean?

beats me... I only know those two

[Jowe]

Vietnamese:

thay me-damn it

do di ngua-you bitch!

What does con cac mean?

it means 'bitch'

[hmm]

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[Riot]

English

fuck off=siktir git
son of a bitch=orospu çocuğu
bitch,whore=orospu
dick=sik
pussy=am

[Big-D]

i cant verifie this or even spell this right but in itailian

mother fucker= Maudre funca

spanish.

Puto=whore or bitch
eat shit and die=come caca y se muede
son of a bitch=hijo de un chingada
ass hairs or hole= cavrone
dick=verga

sorry if i spelled something wrong.

[N0thin]

Danish...

Luder: whore.
ed lort og do: eat shit and die.
Din mor er en Kælling: your mother is a bitch.
numse hul: ass hole.
Pik: dick.

[Andre]

i cant verifie this or even spell this right but in itailian

mother fucker= Maudre funca

sorry if i spelled something wrong.

uhm..you did. "maudre funca" doesn't resemble anything in Italian...not even close to anything with a meaning..eh eh..it's like you made up those words, unless it's some kind of dialet from the south.

There's no real translation for "mother fucker", I guess it's something we don't use. We use "son of a bitch" a lot...which is "figlio di puttana".(spanish speakers will find similarities here)

[Stevan]

This is a disgusting display of foreign (to some) languages! And as a normal person, I quite enjoy it.

*cough*, I'll just whipe the cob webs off my Serbo-Cro-Bosnian. (I'm sure the key words are the same in all the languages).
The best phrases cannot be translated into English, so I do apologise.

Nataknem ti sestru - I'm going to poke your sister.

Drkadzio - jerk off/wanker/tosser/masturbator. (good luck pronouncing it, and no it's not a longer version of Darko )

Jebem te blentavog - fuck you dopey.

Here's one I can't translate:

Jebem te u tri picke materine.

[Hotshot]

In hindi motherfucker would be maderchod. Sisterfucker would be b(e)henchod. Fucker would be chod(u). Hehe, I love my languages.

It's actually ma choot and behen choot.

hah

[Big-D]

i cant verifie this or even spell this right but in itailian

mother fucker= Maudre funca

sorry if i spelled something wrong.

uhm..you did. "maudre funca" doesn't resemble anything in Italian...not even close to anything with a meaning..eh eh..it's like you made up those words, unless it's some kind of dialet from the south.

There's no real translation for "mother fucker", I guess it's something we don't use. We use "son of a bitch" a lot...which is "figlio di puttana".(spanish speakers will find similarities here)

i thought it was because thats what my uncle said.im part itailian and he was born in sicily. it might even be salvadorian because he lived there for a long time.