by SVG18 on Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:45 am
cyanide wrote:It's a scene from a comedy show in Belgium, from what I've read. Something like MadTV.
by Dramacydal on Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:08 am
by Patr1ck on Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:09 pm
next_warrior wrote:
Smartass
They just blew up the Omni in Atlanta. I hope you are not near there!
I am over by the beach... I am hiding in the sewer hoping dem don't find me... RUN!!! They are heading west!
Dammit! Russia beat us to teleportation technology! Ok! This has happened before! Here's what you do!
A: Get every bottle in your house and fill it with water. Russians melt when they make contact with water! I learned this from 'The Wizard of Oz'
B: Run in the direction of the nearest large body of water! If there is none nearby, see B2
B2: Call the police, they will send fire trucks to your location. The fire trucks have high-powered hoses that instantly destroy anything Russian made.
C: Wait for already said forces from Michigan to come. It has already been reported on the news that their private army has been equipped with the latest Super-Soakers. They will be moving out as soon as possible!
D: Change your radio station to 94.2FM, they will be giving evacuation locations.
E: If you do not have access to a radio, phone, or any other source of communication, find the nearest fire hydrant and open it. Michigan forces will be looking for water blasting into the sky, and will come to you immediately
F: If all else fails, hide in the nearest enclosed area with a knife. Russians have no ability to open doors and will attempt to slide underneath it. When they do, strike!
I just heard on cnn that Chuck Norris is on the way to help the peeps down in georegia fight off those rushkies..
Nothing can stop chuck norris when hes on a mission to kill, even the invisible, soundless tanks created by the russians
Russians are very stealthy creatures. Kind of like ninjas. They are probably hiding in your kitchen right now...give yourself up, they will be merciful.
Relax. I'm in Michigan and we heard about it on the news. Many of us are on our way in a convoy of pick-up trucks to help! Stand-by and stay where you are until we get there!edit: We are bringin' shot-guns and hound-dogs!
You are probably already dead and don't know it yet.
i dont ritely no nothin bout no rusians i here say them comee sunsabiches caynt find they bely butin ifn they aint got no map
Oh Hai! Rush'nz makes invisbul attak. Ceiling Cat to the reskoo! Wayt fr me.
by Dramacydal on Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:52 am
by [Q] on Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:49 am
by diddy on Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:58 pm
Ricky Roma from Miami Heat forums wrote:" Celtic fans: We lead the league in age, fat aszes, O'neals, senior citizens, and acting! Don't mess with us, cause we got rondo!! YOU HEAR ME!! RONDO!!!!"
2pac wrote:through every dark night, there's a bright day after that, so no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it
by Andrew on Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:06 pm
by diddy on Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:13 pm
Andrew wrote:Skewering children's programming and movies:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQhgXTrT4UI[/youtube]
Not a bad sync job on the last one.
that one was just AWESOME!Ricky Roma from Miami Heat forums wrote:" Celtic fans: We lead the league in age, fat aszes, O'neals, senior citizens, and acting! Don't mess with us, cause we got rondo!! YOU HEAR ME!! RONDO!!!!"
2pac wrote:through every dark night, there's a bright day after that, so no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it
by diddy on Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:34 pm
Ricky Roma from Miami Heat forums wrote:" Celtic fans: We lead the league in age, fat aszes, O'neals, senior citizens, and acting! Don't mess with us, cause we got rondo!! YOU HEAR ME!! RONDO!!!!"
2pac wrote:through every dark night, there's a bright day after that, so no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it
by Andrew on Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:45 pm
by bowdown on Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:21 pm
by Andrew on Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:56 pm
by cyanide on Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:03 am
by cyanide on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:04 am
by diddy on Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:53 pm
bowdown wrote:http://www.youtube.com/v/PbRh2DzOt8M&hl=en&fs=1
Lmao. so embaressing. She leaked a lil bit.
edit: idk how to make video screen appear right here
that was awesome!Ricky Roma from Miami Heat forums wrote:" Celtic fans: We lead the league in age, fat aszes, O'neals, senior citizens, and acting! Don't mess with us, cause we got rondo!! YOU HEAR ME!! RONDO!!!!"
2pac wrote:through every dark night, there's a bright day after that, so no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it
by Andrew on Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:10 pm
cyanide wrote:A couple talks about how beautiful it is to make love to a miniature stallion.
by Dramacydal on Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:18 pm
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