What do you carry in your car?

a great public transportation system means nothing when you don't have a single Burger King in town.

You might not be a bad Frenchman after all.

Here in Paris we have a great public transportation system, you can go anywhere you want by using subways or buses, so there's no real need for a car.

Only problem is that they're on strike every other day...

Sunglasses, a bottle of chloroform, gasoline, some rags, several garbage bags, cleaning supplies, lots of rope, a hacksaw, and that's about it.

no candy to lure?

Naw, then it gets too suspicious.