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Postby Username123 on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:21 pm

Riot wrote:
wisdom_kid wrote:
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hit the gym boy, muscles are weight, good weight.

Is there a faster way?


Like, illegal ways?

If the illegal way is easy and fast, then yes.


1. I mean this, you are a douchebag.

2. Sometimes I think you try to be "badass" too much.

3. I think you should seriously die. Go kill yourself.

I just wanna be fat. And no i dont try to be a badass, thats stupid and has no relation to the topic.
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Postby hipn on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:39 pm

Oh snap!!! Thats a big ass sandwich! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
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Postby nbalive744 on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:54 pm

If I ate that sandwich I would go throwing up everywhere :shock: . And my sacred six-pack would be lost forever :cry: .
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Postby j.23 on Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:03 pm

note to self: never say oh snap again.

wisdom_kid, go take weight gain. buddy of mine gained 20 pounds of fat using that shit, sounds pretty gross though.
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Postby Fitzy on Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:53 pm

Jackal wrote::drool: Now that's how you're supposed to make a frigging sandwich. :drool:


Yeah!! :headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:
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Postby Its_asdf on Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:02 pm

I just wanna be fat.


Being fat isn't necessarily the best thing in the world for your body you know....... I've never actually heard someone that wanted to be fat before....
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Postby Steve [The Spiderman] on Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:05 am

That's fucking sick!!! 1/2 lb. of butter!!! :lol:
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Postby hipn on Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:56 am

Tha guy probably just finished smoking like a lot of weed, and I mean a lot... Im talkin bout like 5pounds,dam straight
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Postby Mazzocchi on Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:50 am

I wish I was bigger :(

I'm 5'8" and 135 that is mad skinny.

I just had 7 soft tacos from TacoBell and a Large Mountain Dew today (thats what a normal trip to TB is like for me) and I eat like that all the time, and I dont gain an ounce :(
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Postby shadowgrin on Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:58 am

Change the meat in that sandwich to bacon and it's ok for me. :headbang:
That's one biggie sandwich. :shock:

wisdom_kid, drink or eat lots of protein. Soy milk, tofu, egg whites, are just some great sources of protein.
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Postby kibaxx7 on Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:43 am

Oh Snap! :shock: :twisted:
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Postby Its_asdf on Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:08 am

Thierry Henry wrote:Oh Snap! :shock: :twisted:


I can see that not only do you like to plagiarize off the Piston's official site, but Old School Fool as well.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Postby Riot on Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:16 am

If you want to gain weight the only way is to do it naturally through HARD WORK. The fast and easy way is also the unsafe and illegal way.

But to each their own, you'll be living off welfare when you grow up. Which is a shame that the tax payers money must go to bums like you who have no motivation to help themselves.
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Postby Username123 on Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:17 am

Being fat isn't necessarily the best thing in the world for your body you know....... I've never actually heard someone that wanted to be fat before....

Let me rephrase that, i want to gain weight.
I'm 5'8" and 135 that is mad skinny.

If you think thats mad skinny, i am 6'1 and 120.
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Postby Mazzocchi on Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:25 am

Oh Snap!
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Postby Its_asdf on Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:26 am

Well gaining weight by getting "fat" isn't really the correct way to go about it. Lifting weights and eating properly is probably the best advice I can offer.
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Postby BOSS on Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:26 am

Mazzlowcchi™ wrote:I wish I was bigger :(

I'm 5'8" and 135 that is mad skinny.

I just had 7 soft tacos from TacoBell and a Large Mountain Dew today (thats what a normal trip to TB is like for me) and I eat like that all the time, and I dont gain an ounce :(


That aint bad.

Im about 5'8" and 146.
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Postby cyanide on Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:30 am

wisdom_kid wrote:
Being fat isn't necessarily the best thing in the world for your body you know....... I've never actually heard someone that wanted to be fat before....

Let me rephrase that, i want to gain weight.
I'm 5'8" and 135 that is mad skinny.

If you think thats mad skinny, i am 6'1 and 120.


That is fuggin skinny :shock: If you bothered to read what I wrote above, then maybe you can start gaining weight.
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Postby J@3 on Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:18 am

Oh snap!
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Postby Username123 on Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:20 am

Thanks for the advice guys, and whats up with "Oh Snap!"?
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Postby Wormy10 on Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:47 am

Mazzlowcchi™ wrote:I wish I was bigger :(

I'm 5'8" and 135 that is mad skinny.

I just had 7 soft tacos from TacoBell and a Large Mountain Dew today (thats what a normal trip to TB is like for me) and I eat like that all the time, and I dont gain an ounce :(

Shit Maz, we are the same size
Only I seem to bounce around from 135 and 140
But I'm 5'8'' too :cool:

...Inserts a "but my dick is bigger" joke here...
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Postby JoshD on Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:50 am

that is the biggest sandwich i have ever seen!! :shock:
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Postby Amphatoast on Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:57 am

wow and i thought i was skinny when i was 6'1" at 165..
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Postby Wormy10 on Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:25 am

Hell, you are to be 6'1''
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Postby j.23 on Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:40 pm

i dont get the logic in frying bacon with butter, that's a fucking heart attack waiting to happen
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