30K Calorie Sandwich!

hit the gym boy, muscles are weight, good weight.

Is there a faster way?

Like, illegal ways?

If the illegal way is easy and fast, then yes.

1. I mean this, you are a douchebag.

2. Sometimes I think you try to be "badass" too much.

3. I think you should seriously die. Go kill yourself.

I just wanna be fat. And no i dont try to be a badass, thats stupid and has no relation to the topic.

Oh snap!!! Thats a big ass sandwich!

If I ate that sandwich I would go throwing up everywhere . And my sacred six-pack would be lost forever .

note to self: never say oh snap again.

wisdom_kid, go take weight gain. buddy of mine gained 20 pounds of fat using that shit, sounds pretty gross though.

:drool: Now that's how you're supposed to make a frigging sandwich.

Yeah!! :headbang::headbang::headbang:

I just wanna be fat.

Being fat isn't necessarily the best thing in the world for your body you know....... I've never actually heard someone that wanted to be fat before....

That's fucking sick!!! 1/2 lb. of butter!!!

Tha guy probably just finished smoking like a lot of weed, and I mean a lot... Im talkin bout like 5pounds,dam straight

I wish I was bigger

I'm 5'8" and 135 that is mad skinny.

I just had 7 soft tacos from TacoBell and a Large Mountain Dew today (thats what a normal trip to TB is like for me) and I eat like that all the time, and I dont gain an ounce

Change the meat in that sandwich to bacon and it's ok for me.
That's one biggie sandwich.

wisdom_kid, drink or eat lots of protein. Soy milk, tofu, egg whites, are just some great sources of protein.

Oh Snap!

Oh Snap!

I can see that not only do you like to plagiarize off the Piston's official site, but Old School Fool as well.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

If you want to gain weight the only way is to do it naturally through HARD WORK. The fast and easy way is also the unsafe and illegal way.

But to each their own, you'll be living off welfare when you grow up. Which is a shame that the tax payers money must go to bums like you who have no motivation to help themselves.

Being fat isn't necessarily the best thing in the world for your body you know....... I've never actually heard someone that wanted to be fat before....

Let me rephrase that, i want to gain weight.

I'm 5'8" and 135 that is mad skinny.

If you think thats mad skinny, i am 6'1 and 120.

Oh Snap!

Well gaining weight by getting "fat" isn't really the correct way to go about it. Lifting weights and eating properly is probably the best advice I can offer.

I wish I was bigger

I'm 5'8" and 135 that is mad skinny.

I just had 7 soft tacos from TacoBell and a Large Mountain Dew today (thats what a normal trip to TB is like for me) and I eat like that all the time, and I dont gain an ounce

That aint bad.

Im about 5'8" and 146.

Being fat isn't necessarily the best thing in the world for your body you know....... I've never actually heard someone that wanted to be fat before....

Let me rephrase that, i want to gain weight.

I'm 5'8" and 135 that is mad skinny.

If you think thats mad skinny, i am 6'1 and 120.

That is fuggin skinny If you bothered to read what I wrote above, then maybe you can start gaining weight.

Oh snap!

Thanks for the advice guys, and whats up with "Oh Snap!"?

I wish I was bigger

I'm 5'8" and 135 that is mad skinny.

I just had 7 soft tacos from TacoBell and a Large Mountain Dew today (thats what a normal trip to TB is like for me) and I eat like that all the time, and I dont gain an ounce

Shit Maz, we are the same size
Only I seem to bounce around from 135 and 140
But I'm 5'8'' too

...Inserts a "but my dick is bigger" joke here...
jk

that is the biggest sandwich i have ever seen!!

wow and i thought i was skinny when i was 6'1" at 165..

Hell, you are to be 6'1''

i dont get the logic in frying bacon with butter, that's a fucking heart attack waiting to happen