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Postby Null17 on Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:37 am

It's been a while since I made a thread. It's one of those quiz thingies. Kinda lame but I was bored

here's the link
http://www.jokesunlimited.com/adultjobquiz.php

I'm a viagra dealer :?
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Postby Doobie on Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:38 am

Guess I'll be calling you sometime soon.
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Postby Jackal on Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:45 am

You just made yourself look quite stupid there. You're only 15, how flacid could you be? :|

I seem to be a "fluffer". Whatever the fuck that is. :lol:
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Postby J@3 on Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:48 am

Adult Book Store Clerk.
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Postby Null17 on Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:51 am

a fluffer? I think I've heard that term before...I think it's the person who um...arouses the male porn star before a take...you know you "fluff" them :lol:
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Postby Doobie on Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:54 am

i got a fluffer as well , god :-( this job sucks if i gotta arouse porn stars .I dont think i would be arouse a female pornstar because they are so loose , i think my arm could just slip in.
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Postby Jackal on Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:57 am

Ooh, I like my job. Strictly female pornstars though, male pornstars all die of exhaustion anyways.
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Postby J@3 on Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:15 am

Ooh, I like my job.


But it only actually applies to male pornstars :lol:
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Postby Jackal on Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:25 am

Mohfucker. I quit.

Bitches. :x
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Postby Cloudy on Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:38 am

Phone Sex Operator.
Not bad... :P
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Postby Null17 on Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:09 am

Jae wrote:
Ooh, I like my job.


But it only actually applies to male pornstars :lol:


yeah, females don't need "fluffing" :lol:
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Postby shadowgrin on Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:15 am

Phone Sex Operator. :D
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Postby Null17 on Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:26 am

I don't think many girls call phone sex hotlines so you'll be "operating" with guys :lol:
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Postby Andreas Dahl on Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:36 am

Adult Book Store Clerk

Damned, I was hoping something in the lines of 'stunt double' or something like that.. (No, not for the females :evil:)
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Postby shadowgrin on Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:37 am

^^^ You won't be getting any. Stunt doubles are the ones who give the "money shot." The "actors" do all the "acting." :D

I don't think many girls call phone sex hotlines so you'll be "operating" with guys

Damnit. :(

Maybe I could make those callers miserable about their lives. :twisted:
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Postby Riot on Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:38 am

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Postby Drex on Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:55 am

LMFAO...I'm a stunt ass :lol:
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Postby Mazzocchi on Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:56 am

Ahaha! :lol:

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Postby Andreas Dahl on Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:03 am

shadowgrin: Pff, doing the "money shots" is better than sitting in a Adult Book Store all day long... I think...
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Postby cyanide on Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:07 am

Drex wrote:LMFAO...I'm a stunt ass :lol:


That's what I got too :lol:
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Postby Rip32 on Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:18 am

Im a viagra dealer. Is that anything like a drug dealer...I would rather sell Levitra the official drug of the NFL. At least then after my clients are done with the drugs they'll be able to throw their football through their wifes tire swing.
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Postby Drex on Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:23 am

Lol, what can I say? Girls always tell me that I have a great ass :P :crazy:
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Postby Mazzocchi on Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:35 am

Rip32 wrote:Im a viagra dealer. Is that anything like a drug dealer...I would rather sell Levitra the official drug of the NFL. At least then after my clients are done with the drugs they'll be able to throw their football through their wifes tire swing.

Raffael Palmiero takes Viagra... :D
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Postby Anthony15 on Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:36 am

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Postby Emiliano on Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:53 am

Im a Stunt Ass....and I take my job seriously :mrgreen:
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