Your adult industry job

It's been a while since I made a thread. It's one of those quiz thingies. Kinda lame but I was bored

here's the link
http://www.jokesunlimited.com/adultjobquiz.php

I'm a viagra dealer

Guess I'll be calling you sometime soon.

You just made yourself look quite stupid there. You're only 15, how flacid could you be?

I seem to be a "fluffer". Whatever the fuck that is.

Adult Book Store Clerk.

a fluffer? I think I've heard that term before...I think it's the person who um...arouses the male porn star before a take...you know you "fluff" them

i got a fluffer as well , god this job sucks if i gotta arouse porn stars .I dont think i would be arouse a female pornstar because they are so loose , i think my arm could just slip in.

Ooh, I like my job. Strictly female pornstars though, male pornstars all die of exhaustion anyways.

Ooh, I like my job.

But it only actually applies to male pornstars

Mohfucker. I quit.

Bitches.

Phone Sex Operator.
Not bad...

Ooh, I like my job.

But it only actually applies to male pornstars

yeah, females don't need "fluffing"

Phone Sex Operator.

I don't think many girls call phone sex hotlines so you'll be "operating" with guys

Adult Book Store Clerk

Damned, I was hoping something in the lines of 'stunt double' or something like that.. (No, not for the females )

Last edited by Andreas Dahl on Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:38 am, edited 1 time in total.

^^^ You won't be getting any. Stunt doubles are the ones who give the "money shot." The "actors" do all the "acting."

I don't think many girls call phone sex hotlines so you'll be "operating" with guys

Damnit.

Maybe I could make those callers miserable about their lives.

Last edited by shadowgrin on Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:40 am, edited 1 time in total.

Adult Book Store Clerk

LMFAO...I'm a stunt ass

Ahaha!

Stunt Ass
Not all adult actors want to have their
backsides on camera. This is where
you come in and stand in. Your perfect
job is a Stunt Ass

shadowgrin: Pff, doing the "money shots" is better than sitting in a Adult Book Store all day long... I think...

LMFAO...I'm a stunt ass

That's what I got too

Im a viagra dealer. Is that anything like a drug dealer...I would rather sell Levitra the official drug of the NFL. At least then after my clients are done with the drugs they'll be able to throw their football through their wifes tire swing.

Lol, what can I say? Girls always tell me that I have a great ass

Im a viagra dealer. Is that anything like a drug dealer...I would rather sell Levitra the official drug of the NFL. At least then after my clients are done with the drugs they'll be able to throw their football through their wifes tire swing.

Raffael Palmiero takes Viagra...

Adult Book Store Clerk

Im a Stunt Ass....and I take my job seriously