Anybody read Paul Shirley's blog?
"My responsibilities include...entering games when my team is up by in insurmountable margin and attmpting to break the shots-per-minute-record."
"Saying the Hawks are a bad basketball team is like saying that living in Beirut would be exciting --- true, but not reallythe whole story. The Hawks are really, really bad"
"Based on the crowd at the game, the use of silicone per capita in Miami has got to be the highest in the U.S"
"I am not going to suggest that the Miami Heat just went to some local (gentleman's) club and hired the whole roster as their dance team. Instead, I will simply say that I am impressed with their dancing abitities."
"When, after 60 games, the team being announced has a winning percentage hovering around the same area as most pitcher"s batting averages, it loses the right to a grand entrance. No more dance team. no more theme song, no more dimming the lights. The players just walk onto the court and play the game. Thats it"
"I began considering the possibility that there could very well be a bit of playing time in the offing (in a game against Charlotte) and started paying at least attention to what was going on in the timeouts, in case Coach D'Antoni said something like, "From now on tonight, everyone will be shooting with his left hand. Deviation from this plan of attack will result in castration."
"I am afraid Memphis may get kicked out of the league. I could be mistaken, but I think they started three white guys - three American white guys at that. I am pretty sure there is a rule against that."
"For those not familiar with my apperance, I may be, with the exception of Kirk Hinrich, the whitest player in the NBA."
by COOLmac© on Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:38 am 
