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Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:38 am

Jim Carrey quotes

"SMOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGG"
"take care now bye bye then" :lol:

anyways a more serious one
"when you get what you want but not what you need......could it be worse?"

so true (Y)

and yeah to have X's quote on reverse is good also.

in every begiinning there is an unevitable end.....something like that :mrgreen:

Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:25 pm

Anybody read Paul Shirley's blog? :lol:

"My responsibilities include...entering games when my team is up by in insurmountable margin and attmpting to break the shots-per-minute-record."

"Saying the Hawks are a bad basketball team is like saying that living in Beirut would be exciting --- true, but not reallythe whole story. The Hawks are really, really bad"

"Based on the crowd at the game, the use of silicone per capita in Miami has got to be the highest in the U.S"

"I am not going to suggest that the Miami Heat just went to some local (gentleman's) club and hired the whole roster as their dance team. Instead, I will simply say that I am impressed with their dancing abitities."

"When, after 60 games, the team being announced has a winning percentage hovering around the same area as most pitcher"s batting averages, it loses the right to a grand entrance. No more dance team. no more theme song, no more dimming the lights. The players just walk onto the court and play the game. Thats it"

"I began considering the possibility that there could very well be a bit of playing time in the offing (in a game against Charlotte) and started paying at least attention to what was going on in the timeouts, in case Coach D'Antoni said something like, "From now on tonight, everyone will be shooting with his left hand. Deviation from this plan of attack will result in castration."

"I am afraid Memphis may get kicked out of the league. I could be mistaken, but I think they started three white guys - three American white guys at that. I am pretty sure there is a rule against that."

"For those not familiar with my apperance, I may be, with the exception of Kirk Hinrich, the whitest player in the NBA."



:lol:

Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:00 pm

who the hell is paul shirley? lol

Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:42 pm

Before reading his blog, I didn't knew who he was :P

Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:49 pm

He is like the 15th man in the Suns. He is just hilarious. I've seen an interview with him and he is funny. He makes the fact that he never plays a humorous thing

Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:25 pm

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086250/quotes

Heil to the Chief.

Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:11 am

Cable Guy wrote:I didn't think they did, but I might be wrong. You'd think that someone as important as him would get someone to write them for him.

Presidents rarely write their own speeches. They assign that to their cabinet members, who in turn the cabinet members assign the task to their staff. The President just edits the speech written by the speech writer. In a sense, the President still has the last say on what goes in or out of the speech or article.

Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:42 am

These are priceless :lol:

Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:02 am

:lol: What a spammer. He's on probation now :x

Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:09 pm

My favourite quotes are probably "The Truth Hurts."
And "Get out of my house" i usually say that when ever i pwn someone at anything, usually basketball as i suck at everything else..

and this made me laugh so hard:
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Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:48 am

LMFAO, I saw that picture in another forum...

Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:03 pm

Wormy10 wrote:"If you can't impress someone with your knowledge, then confuse them with your bullshit "


love it.... absafuckinglutely brilliant

Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:12 am

how bout this one

Speaking @ a press conference in france
GW goes "Whats french for entrepreneur"

Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:14 am

I don't get that one Aussie???

Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:15 am

And1_Aussie wrote:how bout this one

Speaking @ a press conference in france
GW goes "Whats french for entrepreneur"

Actual quote: "The French don't even have a word for entrepreneur."

Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:12 am

Doobie, entrepreneur is french.

Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:14 am

Funny , I took french in school a few years ago . Oooh well , I guess we find out something new everyday.
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