From: Jae Hatton <something@gmail.com>
Reply-To: Jae Hatton <something@gmail.com>
To: kings@arcoarena.com
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 00:37:03 +0930
Subject: Is Mike Bibby really Jason Biggs in disguise?
Hello,
Myself and an associate recently noticed a strange resemblance between
Mike Bibby and Hollywood "star" (he's pretty non-famous but still)
Jason Biggs. We believe they are the same person, and would like Mr.
Bibby removed from the Sacramento Kings roster as soon as possible.
Thank you for your co-operation.
No reply, we suspect either Mike Bibby or Jason Biggs will be found murdered in a ditch somewhere outside of Sacramento.
From: Jae Hatton <something@gmail.com>
Reply-To: Jae Hatton <something@gmail.com>
To: fansfirst@timberwolves.com
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 00:44:19 +0930
Subject: Sam Cassell & Kevin Garnett
Hello,
After watching numerous Timberwolves matches I have come to the
following conclusions:
- Sam Cassell is not human
- He is potentially an alien, probably of the planet Zion
- He has somehow affected Kevin Garnett with ultra aggressive gamma rays
- Kevin Garnett has become a punk
I feel as though these are all connected, as Cassell was beamed down
and has constantly made KG feel asthough he needs to randomly bash his
team-mates.
Would you please inform Mr. Garnett that despite his massive ego it is
not necessary to physically assault everyone he sees, unless it's Sam
Cassell. Thank you.
No response here either, but I'm sure Riot will enjoy it.
. 
Fun times 
