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Awkward introductions.

Postby Doobie on Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:56 pm

So my father and his girlfriend are getting married today, big occasion for the family. Long story short my future step-mom has 2 kids and a bunch of relatives. My step-sister's cousin came to spend the night from New York and I guess no one told her I lived in the house as well.

Apparantly she thought it was just her family in the house (since my dad was out) and everyone was sleeping. She decided to go shower and walked to the bathroom completely naked. On her way to the bathroom she ran into me for the first time in her life. She was scared, I was surprised, she didnt cover up though for like 20 seconds. Then we just walked our seperate ways and acted like we just met during breakfast. Needless to say that was a really odd introduction.
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby J@3 on Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:59 pm

Only Doobie could run into a naked chick who doesn't seem to mind being naked in front of him and not get laid.
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby Doobie on Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:09 am

She's going to be my family soon. Plus I have no idea about her age, I think she's 16-17.
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby cyanide on Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:46 am

she didnt cover up though for like 20 seconds

Twenty seconds is a pretty long time. So you just stared at each other Clint Eastwood style as if you were in a cowboy shoot-out? Or were you thoroughly exploring her naked 16-17 year old body with your hungry, lustful eyes?
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby Lean on Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:05 am

Doobie wrote:...I think she's 16-17.


There goes Doobie! :cheeky:
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby deihatein on Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:26 am

Jae wrote:Only Doobie could run into a naked chick who doesn't seem to mind being naked in front of him and not get laid.


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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby The X on Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:42 am

Step-sister's cousin isn't family
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby [Q] on Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:33 am

The X wrote:Step-sister's cousin isn't family

i agree. that's pretty far out. and its even better if youll never see them again.

and 16-17? i dunno how old you are doobie are you old enough to have to ask her age?
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby Lean on Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:13 am

The X wrote:Step-sister's cousin isn't family


:cheeky:
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby dare on Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:15 am

Lean wrote:
The X wrote:Step-sister's cousin isn't family


:cheeky:

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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby Houndy on Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:26 pm

dare wrote:
Lean wrote:
The X wrote:Step-sister's cousin isn't family


:cheeky:

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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby NovU on Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:47 pm

The X wrote:Step-sister's cousin isn't family

indeed...

how old is doobie anyways? judging from the pics he posted, 35?
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby Fresh8 on Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:46 pm

For future reference Doobie, it isn't statutory if you have no knowledge of her age and reasonably believe she was not a minor. (Y)
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby Patr1ck on Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:55 pm

You should....return the favor.
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby [Q] on Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:02 pm

Sit wrote:For future reference Doobie, it isn't statutory if you have no knowledge of her age and reasonably believe she was not a minor. (Y)

lol maybe in australia. here, they've pretty much got you by the balls (literally & figuratively) if the deed is done... as far as i know.
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby benji on Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:10 pm

Especially once they learn of the INCEST angle.
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby J@3 on Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:14 pm

Sit and koberulz should hang out sometime
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby Fresh8 on Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:20 pm

Jae wrote:Sit and koberulz should hang out sometime


I was clearly being saracastic :roll:
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby Oznogrd on Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:52 pm

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Doobs, you lead a weird life sir.
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby Doobie on Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:13 am

I am 21, and found out she's 13. She is just 5'8'' and has an over developed body for a 13 year old. Doobie is staying the fuck away for the rest of the weekend, and the next 5 years as well.

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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby el badman on Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:34 am

I am 21, and found out she's 13.

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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby Oznogrd on Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:42 am

fucking 13? damn doobz. you probly need to re-evaluate your idea of what certain aged girls look like...
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby Doobie on Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:59 am

Trust me I'm not the only one. Everyone at the wedding thought she was atleast 16. I know I'm not crazy for this.
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby cyanide on Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:00 am

Oznogrd wrote:fucking 13? damn doobz. you probly need to re-evaluate your idea of what certain aged girls look like...

Well, I did see an article a couple years ago about younger girls appearing more mature for their age, and somehow research are saying it may be attributed to hormones found in food. To be fair, how many 5'8" girls do you know that are 13?
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Re: Awkward introductions.

Postby Patr1ck on Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:18 am

There were plenty of well developed young teenage girls when I was that age.
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