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Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute

Postby Cloudy on Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:21 am

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

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Can't believe how a person can change, from a renowned world class heavyweight champion to a loser to a male prostitute...

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Postby Donatello on Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:41 am

<blinks>


<blinks again>


I can't believe this is true. :lol:
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Postby cyanide on Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:11 am

I'm not really surprised. He is kinda cuckoo. If I was a woman, I'd be scared if he was nibbling on my ear.
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Postby Indy on Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:24 am

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Tyson is always good for a laugh every time he opens his mouth.
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Postby bigh0rt on Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:43 am

This is horrifying and hysterical at the same time. :lol:
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Re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute

Postby Axel on Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:44 am

Thats hilarious, I wonder how much he is getting paid :lol:
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Postby Flash 3 on Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:26 am

What a loser. I wonder how many girls are willing to pay for him. :wink:
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Postby Andrew on Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:26 am

bigh0rt wrote:This is horrifying and hysterical at the same time. :lol:


My sentiments exactly.

This one might even trump OJ's latest stunt. It must be the latest celebrity trend.
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Postby MG-Hass on Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:58 am

I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it.


So are the ladies going to get screened on the way in or what? :lol:
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Postby Null17 on Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:59 am

Hmmm...for a minute there I thought I was dreaming.

It is an easy high-paying job though :lol:
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Re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute

Postby dada on Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:39 pm

Cloudy wrote:Can't believe how a person can change, from a renowned world class heavyweight champion to a loser to a male prostitute...

:?


As long as theres hot women involved, moving from loser to male prostitute aint so bad.


Still, which woman in their right mind would want him inserting his raggedy assed dick inside her? ...very disturbing. :shake:
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Postby Gundy on Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:00 pm

Mike Tyson is almost as weird as Michael Jackson.
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Postby koberulz on Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:31 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

that just about sums it up, really.
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Postby dada on Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:00 pm

I think the reverse of that is what happened for me. From laughter, to thinking "hey, are they serious", to "oh my god women will actually be touching him".
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Postby j-Art on Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:05 pm

cyanide wrote:I'm not really surprised. He is kinda cuckoo. If I was a woman, I'd be scared if he was nibbling on my ear.


hahahaha its funny cuz its true hahaha
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Postby Christopherson on Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:24 am

Fot those of you who say being a male prostitue would be a good job, just remember, hot chicks don't need male prostitutes to get laid. ;)
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Postby dada on Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:08 am

It depends. Male prostitutes, U would imagine, are alot more professional about having unattached sex.
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Postby MacGuyver on Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:14 am

Mike now is officially somebody's else's bitch! and then some
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Postby Matt on Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:56 pm

hot chicks don't need male prostitutes to get laid


yeah but do you know how many hotties will lineup just to say they've been raped, err i mean, banged by Mike Tyson?

then again he'll have fatties.
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