Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

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Can't believe how a person can change, from a renowned world class heavyweight champion to a loser to a male prostitute...

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I can't believe this is true.

Last edited by Donatello on Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:11 am, edited 1 time in total.

I'm not really surprised. He is kinda cuckoo. If I was a woman, I'd be scared if he was nibbling on my ear.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Tyson is always good for a laugh every time he opens his mouth.

This is horrifying and hysterical at the same time.

Thats hilarious, I wonder how much he is getting paid

What a loser. I wonder how many girls are willing to pay for him.

This is horrifying and hysterical at the same time.

My sentiments exactly.

This one might even trump OJ's latest stunt. It must be the latest celebrity trend.

I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it.

So are the ladies going to get screened on the way in or what?

Hmmm...for a minute there I thought I was dreaming.

It is an easy high-paying job though

Can't believe how a person can change, from a renowned world class heavyweight champion to a loser to a male prostitute...

As long as theres hot women involved, moving from loser to male prostitute aint so bad.


Still, which woman in their right mind would want him inserting his raggedy assed dick inside her? ...very disturbing.

Mike Tyson is almost as weird as Michael Jackson.

that just about sums it up, really.

I think the reverse of that is what happened for me. From laughter, to thinking "hey, are they serious", to "oh my god women will actually be touching him".

I'm not really surprised. He is kinda cuckoo. If I was a woman, I'd be scared if he was nibbling on my ear.

hahahaha its funny cuz its true hahaha

Fot those of you who say being a male prostitue would be a good job, just remember, hot chicks don't need male prostitutes to get laid.

It depends. Male prostitutes, U would imagine, are alot more professional about having unattached sex.

Mike now is officially somebody's else's bitch! and then some

hot chicks don't need male prostitutes to get laid

yeah but do you know how many hotties will lineup just to say they've been raped, err i mean, banged by Mike Tyson?

then again he'll have fatties.