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King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

Postby Leander on Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:08 am

King James is a Knick...well, almost... :cheeky: :D LOL

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Sorry for this stupid post but I felt like it.
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Re: King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

Postby MaD_hAND1e on Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:34 am

More like Jester James.
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Re: King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

Postby Heiks on Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:22 am

Attention-whore, eh?
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Re: King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

Postby Leander on Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:57 am

No, just crazy. :wink:
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Re: King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

Postby Andrew on Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:11 am

But at this point, a common fantasy of Knicks fans everywhere I'm sure. LeBron, that is; not Jerome.
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Re: King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

Postby Leander on Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:19 pm

My fantasy is a top rookie, 7' 1'', center. From Georgetown. ;)
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Re: King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

Postby diddy on Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:51 am

jerome "the king" james! HA-HA-HA! the savior!
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Re: King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

Postby Leander on Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:49 am

He is not injured. He has to pretend. The thing is that he would lead the Knicks to 5 straight titles. Therefore, all teams but the Knicks paid him 100 millions not to play. I know he wasn't that good but a wizard cast a spell on him and now he would average 50 PPG, 20 RPG and 10 BPG. All teams know that and they rather pay than be totally destroyed on the court.

The Knicks could pay him more of course but more than 100 millions? They can't.
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Re: King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

Postby Fcuk Orlando on Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:19 am

He is not King James. King James dunks on people, Jerome James gets dunked on
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Re: King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

Postby Andrew on Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:30 am

Well, yes, that's the gag. ;)
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Re: King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

Postby Leander on Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:23 pm

Jerome James' defender (the pic above) is not white! He is black but turned pale because he is so afraid of Jerome's skills.
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Re: King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

Postby MaD_hAND1e on Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:46 pm

Leander wrote:Jerome James' defender (the pic above) is not white! He is black but turned pale because he is so afraid of Jerome's skills.

Isn't that defender Robert Swift? No wonder the sudden change in his look... he got spooked by King James' skills, it all makes sense now
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