King James is a Knick! (well, almost)

King James is a Knick...well, almost... LOL



Sorry for this stupid post but I felt like it.

More like Jester James.

Attention-whore, eh?

No, just crazy.

But at this point, a common fantasy of Knicks fans everywhere I'm sure. LeBron, that is; not Jerome.

My fantasy is a top rookie, 7' 1'', center. From Georgetown.

jerome "the king" james! HA-HA-HA! the savior!

He is not injured. He has to pretend. The thing is that he would lead the Knicks to 5 straight titles. Therefore, all teams but the Knicks paid him 100 millions not to play. I know he wasn't that good but a wizard cast a spell on him and now he would average 50 PPG, 20 RPG and 10 BPG. All teams know that and they rather pay than be totally destroyed on the court.

The Knicks could pay him more of course but more than 100 millions? They can't.

He is not King James. King James dunks on people, Jerome James gets dunked on

Well, yes, that's the gag.

Jerome James' defender (the pic above) is not white! He is black but turned pale because he is so afraid of Jerome's skills.

Jerome James' defender (the pic above) is not white! He is black but turned pale because he is so afraid of Jerome's skills.

Isn't that defender Robert Swift? No wonder the sudden change in his look... he got spooked by King James' skills, it all makes sense now