Worst thing you've done while drunk?

by **Sauru** on Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:35 am

that is a very good idea. i tend to take that a step further. if i am going to an actual party i will not bring anything of value, not even my phone. infact i will wear clothing that if they get ruined i wont care. also, i tend to wear more confortable clothing just incase i end up spending a night behind bars

by **[Q]** on Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:11 pm

no phone? how will big pimp daddy Sauru get a girl's number?

by **Drex** on Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:26 am

Write it down?

by **Sauru** on Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:25 am

Qballer wrote:no phone? how will big pimp daddy Sauru get a girl's number?

in my premarriage days i didnt want thier number, it was that night or never ya know

by **[Q]** on Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:30 am

Drex wrote:Write it down?

makes sense, but who carries a pen to a party?

by **Drex** on Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:12 pm

Who needs a pen? All you need is a knife.

by **Sauru** on Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:26 pm

its simple, if you want her number that bad, when you wake up in the morning just roll over and ask her. another piece of advice is to never ask her what her name was again, just wait til one of her friends sees her and shouts her name out

by **Riot** on Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:52 pm

Sauru wrote:its simple, if you want her number that bad, when you wake up in the morning just roll over and ask her. another piece of advice is to never ask her what her name was again, just wait til one of her friends sees her and shouts her name out

I call my bitches by their number.

by **[Q]** on Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:59 pm

Sauru wrote:its simple, if you want her number that bad, when you wake up in the morning just roll over and ask her.

unfortunately, I've been to plenty of parties but i never got that far.

Sauru wrote:another piece of advice is to never ask her what her name was again, just wait til one of her friends sees her and shouts her name out

lol i got that one down. usually if they're hot enough, i remember by myself, but then again I have a really bad memory so sometimes I could use some help.

by **Sauru** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:32 am

Riot wrote:
Sauru wrote:its simple, if you want her number that bad, when you wake up in the morning just roll over and ask her. another piece of advice is to never ask her what her name was again, just wait til one of her friends sees her and shouts her name out

I call my bitches by their number.

haha top notch, so what number are you on now?

by **Oznogrd** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:38 am

reserving since today is unofficial st patricks day on my campus, if i dont have something to put here you may all e-bitchslap me

P.S. yelling to random girls and throwing liquor bottles offa balcony is the best i can do..shame on me

by **Not Me** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:13 am

doing this too

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVskHc-MEZY[/youtube]

by **Jackal** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:17 am

Dude, what is it with you & those chicks? Are you trying to pimp them out?

by **Not Me** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:26 am

that's what they do when their drunk, i did that too

by **[Q]** on Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:04 am

lol silly Asians.

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:43 am

Is that what teenagers are doing now? No wonder they're stupid.

Damn I'm grumpy.

by **Riot** on Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:10 pm

Sauru wrote:
Riot wrote:
Sauru wrote:its simple, if you want her number that bad, when you wake up in the morning just roll over and ask her. another piece of advice is to never ask her what her name was again, just wait til one of her friends sees her and shouts her name out

I call my bitches by their number.

haha top notch, so what number are you on now?

Well, once I find a bitch she'll be "#1"!

by **Jugs** on Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:44 pm

the worst thing i did was probably your mom...

by **Sauru** on Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:31 am

Jugs wrote:the worst thing i did was probably your mom...

my friend i feel for you, i really do

by **Wall St. Peon** on Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:49 pm

I forget her name...

by **Fizdale** on Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:00 pm

Same here, Had sex with the Girlfriend of my pal, We were from a party then my pal asked me to drive her home, but we were really in sweet discussions while in the car, thinkin of having fucking each other, so I said let's fuck each other (i was totally out of control) and i was really feeling drunk, Didnt drive her to her apartment instead drove her to my house, took a shower and off we go to bed, DOGSTYLE. I was so drunk that I asked her to not wear underwear....

Then we kept it a secret since....

by **JT_55** on Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:56 pm

What kind of secret is it if you went out on some internet forum and told everyone there?

by **Fizdale** on Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:26 pm

^^You interpreted it wrong. What I meant is we kept it as a secret to my Friend, whose now broke up with her (Just to find out that my friend has a GF that he loves more)

We havent met since then, but Im trying when my studies are stepped aside,

by **JT_55** on Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:37 pm

Oh, sorry, now I understand. These love triangles...

by **Sauru** on Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:03 am

Cuban_31 wrote: I was so drunk that I asked her to not wear underwear....

Then we kept it a secret since....

i used to like making girls choke on thier panties while i did them... yeah it was good stuff

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