How many basketball trophies do you have?

[McDwyane]

Early,our coach looked for ages 12-24.Then the new rule of our association states that team will only choose ages 14-21.When i was 9,i joined in the leauge and that rule isn't applied yet.I was in the jrs.I was the bench player back then.But now i'm the ace.I plan not to play basketball in our leauge after the game tommorow.When i was 10,i started winning mvp until now.

[---]

So you're what, 17? (10 years old - 7 MVP's later)

I don't know any chefs that young.

I'm not doubting your winning all these awards, the league you play in sounds incredibly retarded. I'm saying that alot of what you say barely makes sense.

[McDwyane]

Yeah dude.17.Our leauge is boring-i have to admit.So bye for now.I'll practice.

[shadowgrin]

I'll practice

I just finished one barrel of KFC.Yummy.Burp.

Practice is hard you know. Better buy the bucket (21 pieces) and finish it all. We don't want you getting weak and losing your mvp edge just because you didn't have too much nutrition in your body.
I barrel of KFC here contains 15 pieces of "chicken".

[puttincomputers]

are you forgetting the regular season and the playoffs are separate entities

[McDwyane]

We won!But there is no mvp cause the head said we all played hard.I quit in the leauge.It's boring.Well...i guess i'm going to regular sked now.

[Lean]

Alright so I bumped the thread.

I just realised how talented Dwayne is and how he got time for everything that he does and for everyone of us.

Any videos or something?

[shadowgrin]

Don't be silly. We are not worthy to view the greatness of Dwyane.

[JT_55]

That's a great idea. We can learn from what he does, and maybe we'll win a few MVP's after it.

[McDwyane]

Ok guys,here are my secrets

-jog from 6-7 am
-eat a nutritious breakfast
-sleep for 1 hour
-shoot 1000 shots daily
-read books
-take a bath
-drink gatorade
-EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sauru]

and use the internet to make shit up?

[shadowgrin]

-jog from 6-7 am

You're a machine. I don't know how your knees can support your 248 lbs. frame while jogging for an hour. You're a beast.

-eat a nutritious breakfast

That would be a bucket of KFC?

-sleep for 1 hour
-shoot 1000 shots daily
-read books
-take a bath
-drink gatorade
-EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's NLSC forum time? Where's work time?
I also suggest to drink gatorade after jogging for 1 hour in the morning.

Ok guys,here are my secrets

Keep it to yourself, we are not worthy of your greatness.

[Dean]

I just find it funny that he actually posted tips

Also, whats the point of waking up, eating then going to sleep? Aside from the fact that you were already awake, you dont sleep straight after eating, because your body wont burn the calories and you will get fat. Fatter is probably a better word actually..

[Indy]

I've come to the conclusion that there cannot only be one McDwyane. I bet there is a rotation of like 5 or 6 people that combine to make this one supersmapper.

Either that or McDwyane is a fat guy that lets us know every time he polishes off a meal, but at the same time pretends to be an in shape basketball star deserving of MVP trophies and praise of his Rocky like workout routine.

[JT_55]

Wow, I can't even dream of doing that. The max I can run is 30 minutes. My knees have never tried withstanding my 125 lb. frame for over that time. And you have great perserverence, too. Shooting baskets for 4 straight hours?

[shadowgrin]

whats the point of waking up, eating then going to sleep?

No, no. See the order which the Greatness posted..

-jog from 6-7 am
-eat a nutritious breakfast
-sleep for 1 hour
-shoot 1000 shots daily
-read books
-take a bath
-drink gatorade
-EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

He wakes up, jogs, eats, then goes to sleep. Everyone knows jogging is tiring, especially if you're 248 lbs.

[Dean]

Hahahaha, BURN!!