No Running Allowed

I think I just crapped my pants...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUqYkllQTaw[/youtube]

Rules include no jumping, no running.
If your ankles or upper arms show skin - tech foul!

Now thats my kinda ball...

I have to admit I was hoping one of them was going to break out with a 360 windmill while they were shooting around in the background. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little disappointed that didn't happen.

Seriously though, good for them. Seems to be quite popular judging by the amount of people in the stands.

Where can I get a pair of those pants?

Iverson also takes part.

Some of those grannies can shoot better than me. No surprise there.

http://grannybasketball.com/

The Official Granny Basketball Rules (Abreviated version)

1. A team consists of two guards, two forwards, and one or two centers, all of whom remain in their designated court. The coach may play if otherwise qualified.
2. The floor is divided into three courts.
3. No running or jumping. (Hurrying is allowed).
4. Two dribbles per possession per player.
5. No physical contact.
6. Alternate possession after tie-ups.
7. A game consists of 8 minute quarters with a continuous clock.
8. One time out per team per quarter
7. Three fouls only are allowed. Players are disqualified after the third foul and are not replaced. The game may continue with not fewer than 5 players.
8. 3 points are scored for underhand shots; 2 points for other field goals; 1 point for free throws.
9. No upper arms or legs may be revealed.
10. In case of a tie after regulation play, an additional 4 minute period is played. Each team is allowed one time out during the overtime period.

Just like the NBA now.

Qualifications

be able to sustain moderate physical activity for several minutes without collapsing.

I can finally get a vivid image of when people say that their grandmother plays better than I do.

I've seen this about 100 times, and it cracks me up every time.

Hey man, where have you been? Good to have you back.

Looks boring...

I have to admit I was hoping one of them was going to break out with a 360 windmill while they were shooting around in the background. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little disappointed that didn't happen.

Seriously though, good for them. Seems to be quite popular judging by the amount of people in the stands.

Agreed.

2:04

Lethal pump fake right there.

It's hard to imagine that these people were once our age and actually played normal basketball...

With that in mind, I expect some of you to post pics while playing geriatric basketball.