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Man breaks Mastrubation record

Postby . on Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:45 am

http://sridhar.venki.of.richmond.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php
It's official, Sridhar Venki of Richmond is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Sridhar Venki of Richmond achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

wow....thats sick.....36??? :shock:

is this Thread against any NLSC rules btw?
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Postby madskillionaire on Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:26 am

i dont know if its not allowed at the board but...thats just nasty :oops:
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Postby #12 on Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:57 am

heres more

http://kobe.swellserver.com/news/top_st ... record.php

http://kobe4mvp.swellserver.com/news/to ... record.php
(no offence) (sorry)

http://osama.bin.laden.swellserver.com/ ... record.php

http://george.bush.swellserver.com/news ... record.php

http://saddam.hussein.swellserver.com/n ... record.php
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Postby TRUball on Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:04 am

those are stupid, after seeing what #12 put, i doubt that one kobe4mvp put is actually real...
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Postby Full Surface on Sat Sep 27, 2003 11:13 am

"my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning"


rofl.. (Y)
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Postby Jackal on Sat Sep 27, 2003 11:33 am

It's a fake, those are the site's where you fill in anybody's name you feel like, and they it will show up like a report.

Although I'm pretty sure I could break a record if there in fact was one, all I would demand is to put Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson completely nude in front of me, and let them touch each other...would snap that record in a couple of hand movements. :P
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Re: Man breaks Mastrubation record

Postby Andrew on Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:30 pm

K0be4mvp wrote:is this Thread against any NLSC rules btw?[/color][/b]


Uh...not as such...I guess... :? :wink:
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Postby nublu01 on Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:32 pm

http://kobe4mvp.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php
(no offence) (sorry)


puhahahaha.... oh man....
#12, you're killing me.... :lol:
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Postby Bill Russell on Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:59 pm

lol... sick, sick...
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Postby The Big Racist on Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:32 pm

yeah these kind of sites are kewl...i have seen 2 more,one was that you are my best friend and other was that you type the persons name to the adress and it says like
Pervis Ellison has the smallest penis in the world...and then there are damn nasty pics of it (puke)
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Postby . on Sun Sep 28, 2003 1:54 am

yeah...Im cool :lol: ...only I have very short hair instead of what the guy has in the pic :wink:
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Postby Filip on Sun Sep 28, 2003 2:04 am

Shit 36 times in a 24h period. That means that he average 1 orgasm per 40minuts. Big respect to him :)

I think my record is líke 4 or something :(
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Postby LeBron James on Sun Sep 28, 2003 2:07 am

masturbation record?thats gay!!!
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Postby . on Sun Sep 28, 2003 2:56 am

LeBron James wrote:masturbation record?thats gay!!!

why is that gay?
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Postby Dramacydal on Sun Sep 28, 2003 2:59 am

i think he didnt mean masturbating is gay but counting how often one masturbates is gay, if thats what he meant hes rite
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Postby LeBron James on Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:30 am

Dramacydal wrote:i think he didnt mean masturbating is gay but counting how often one masturbates is gay, if thats what he meant hes rite

you are right.
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:42 am

I betcha he had some serious cramps the next day. :lame:

makes me cringe to think about it.......Sheesh.
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Postby Dramacydal on Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:38 am

ruffryder8 wrote:I betcha he had some serious cramps the next day. :lame:


lol yeah, fo sure... :lol:
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Postby Shadyon on Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:39 am

perhaps you should put this thread in the "other sports" section with this record :lol:
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Postby Robby on Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:39 am

LeBron James wrote:masturbation record?thats gay!!!


Wow Heidi, talk about being a hippocrite. Look at what I just found:

http://Heidi.swellserver.com/news/top_s ... record.php
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Postby LeBron James on Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:45 am

fuck you.
www.amanda(ROBBY)cocksucker.com
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Postby Robby on Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:51 am

LeBron James wrote:fuck you.
www.amanda(ROBBY)cocksucker.com


Andrew, could you please tell this poster to tone down his language. I've never cursed him out and he seems to curse me out in every one of his posts. He's even pm ing me and swearing at me. Here's a copy of it:

LeBron James wrote:stop refering me as heidi you fucking idiot.
fuck you asshole.
you are amanda.stop calling me

btw karl malone is fatface

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Postby LeBron James on Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:54 am

Robby wrote:
LeBron James wrote:fuck you.
www.amanda(ROBBY)cocksucker.com


Andrew, could you please tell this poster to tone down his language. I've never cursed him out and he seems to curse me out in every one of his posts. He's even pm ing me and swearing at me. Here's a copy of it:

LeBron James wrote:stop refering me as heidi you fucking idiot.
fuck you asshole.
you are amanda.stop calling me

btw karl malone is fatface

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THEN PLEASE STOP CALLING ME AS HEIDI!
MY NAME IS HEIDO.
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Postby Old School Fool on Sun Sep 28, 2003 5:52 am

Heido...silly sicko :wink:


I'm too scared to even think of Masturbating....

Maybe in 20 yeaars i'll do so



By the way Heidi why don't you take off Caps Lock....its very disturbing and VERY annoying....believe me...and Tone down your langugage....Robby isn't doing nothing....Why don't you respect Robby for calling You Heidi? I would if i were you...yeah thats right..
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Postby . on Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:59 am

By the way Heidi why don't you take off Caps Lock....its very disturbing and VERY annoying

your signature is aswell
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