Sat Sep 20, 2003 4:31 pm
colin826 wrote:[b]Tim Duncan - I respect him being so damn good, but I just don't like the guy. No explaining, just don't.
Sun Sep 21, 2003 3:46 am
Question: What's the story with Doug Christie?
Did you see that New York Times article about Christie and his wife, the piece that resulted in the Whipped Hall of Fame being quickly changed to the Doug Christie Memorial Hall of Fame? Everyone has that one buddy who constantly makes up lame excuses because his wife or girlfriend won't let him leave the house, but Christie takes it to another level. This is unprecedented stuff. Few things have rendered me speechless over the years, but check out some of these tidbits:
You know when Christie raises his arm, extends his pinky and index fingers and signals into the air? He's actually signalling "I love you" to his wife (Jackie), something that happens 50-60 times a game, even during crunch-time. It's almost like he suffers from a whipped version of Tourette's.
Some direct quotes and excerpts: "With few exceptions, Doug Christie does not look at other women, avoiding dialogue or even direct contact" ... The Christies remarry every year on their anniversary, "not a mere renewal of their wedding vows but an actual wedding -- replete with friends, family cake and a reception" ... Mrs. Christie attends 25-30 of the Kings road games, always riding on the team charter ... "(She) arrives before games with her husband and leaves with him after" ... "She sends him a note in the locker room before every game, taken there by a team attendant. He writes a reply and sends it back" ... "Sometimes on the road, Jackie will ride in a car behind the team bus, talking to Doug until he arrives at the hotel or arena."
(I kept waiting for this part: "When Doug asked if he could attend Mateen Cleaves' bachelor party this season, his wife burned his clothes and set his BMW convertible on fire.")
My favorite part: "When Christie played for the Raptors, his wife once confronted a female fan seeking an autograph and a kiss in Toronto. 'A security guard grabbed her, but I put my hand up and told her to back off really loud,' she said. 'It scared me, because my voice sounded like a demon ... she was touching someone she shouldn't have been.'"
I guess there are three appropriate reactions here:
1. If you had one TV wish, wouldn't it be for the Christies to appear on "Temptation Island." I always write how this-and-that would make for the greatest TV series ever, but realistically, a "Temptation Island" with the Christies ... that would never be topped in the annals of TV history. That's the Comedy Ceiling right there, isn't it? Even my idea for the HBO talk show with Corey Haim, Corey Feldman and an open bar couldn't come close.
2. If you were granted an alternate TV wish, wouldn't it be for an "Osbournes"-style reality-TV show called "The Christies"? Just Doug getting harassed by his wife in episodes entitled "I wasn't looking at her!" and "I told you, that was Peja's fiancee!"
3. From this point forward, doesn't Christie's replica Kings jersey immediately become the best possible way for a group of guys to humiliate one of their emasculated buddies? Let's say you have that one friend who's spending a little too much time with a new girlfriend, and it seems like she's wearing the pants in the family, to the point that your buddy has been blowing you off. BOOM! Everyone chips in five bucks, you purchase the Christie jersey, and you mail it anonymously to him.
Sun Sep 21, 2003 5:11 am
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Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:46 am
I really think he's a great and graceful player, worthy of MVP but I JUST DON'T LIKE HIM. Maybe it's because how he's all big on fundamentals, maybe that I don't like such a rigid style of play. By rigid, I don't mean not versatile, I mean like... not fluid, you know... not explosive, not... fun.... yeah
Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:48 am
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Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:41 am
karl malone is dumb saying those comments about magic way back when...crazy ass
Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:49 am
wonkajane wrote:i'm not even a kings fan, but i notice everyone is saying essentially the entire kings roster...how gay of you...do you notice that the only times that divac and webber are "whining" are the times they play against the lakers...hmm maybe it has to do with shaq and kobe and their 'phantom fouls' when no one touches them, but since they missed it someone had to have fouled them....strange why dont you mention kevin garnett or tim duncan for "whining"? or just about any center in the league who plays against shaq and kobe...and someone up there said 'doug christie (overrated)' hahahahahaha okay no one talks about doug christie anyways...besides the fact hes incredibly whipped, which is funny, but he is way underrated, especially with his defensive ability....the only reason everyone is listing all these people is because the kings are the only team besides the spurs that actually can beat the lakers...im sick of people being such king haters...its so gay, i mean i dont like the lakers at all, but i respect shaq and kobe's game, and at least im mature and smart enough to not say 'i hate kobe because he raped a girl' or 'i hate shaq cos he made racist comments about yao ming' which are actually reasonable calls, not 'well he whines about a play'...c'mon guys get some real reasons
Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:57 am
Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:12 am
wonkajane wrote:my bad sorry
divac is a flopper yes but its good strategy...mark madsen did it on garnett...worked excellent
Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:22 am
i'm not even a kings fan, but i notice everyone is saying essentially the entire kings roster...how gay of you...do you notice that the only times that divac and webber are "whining" are the times they play against the lakers
strange why dont you mention kevin garnett or tim duncan for "whining"?
and someone up there said 'doug christie (overrated)' hahahahahaha okay no one talks about doug christie anyways...besides the fact hes incredibly whipped, which is funny, but he is way underrated, especially with his defensive ability
c'mon guys get some real reasons
id have to say rick fox because he has injured many players and i remember an interview with various small forwards in the league saying how they had bruised ribs and an assortment of other injuries, after playing against the lakers...hmm strange...
jason kidd: hes an awesome basketball player i love his game but i think his kid might get fucked up in the head being in the spotlight all of the time...although kidd, jr. and iverson, jr. together was pretty cute
grant hill: the hype is always on him...even though he doesnt play
Mon Sep 22, 2003 1:12 pm
grant hill: the hype is always on him...even though he doesnt play
Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:39 pm
he referees didn't squander a 25-point lead in Game 4
Vlade "Flopper" Divac religiously wear their whiny, "What? Me?!?!" expressions whenever charged with a foul, and both cower from the bright lights of crunch time
Hmmmm, what interview?
but we can't fix a goddamn ankle? Amazing.
Okay, so you dislike an athlete simply because his son's getting a little air-time? That's fine, but it sounds awfully ridiculous when you turn around and challenge everyone else to submit to you a legitimate reason for not celebrating another player.
hes an awesome basketball player i love his game
Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:52 pm
Mon Sep 22, 2003 6:03 pm
just like grant hill is too fucked up to be good again...im sure hell be a solid contribution, and no doubt will help the magic but until he actually plays, i just dont think he should be considered as still one of the greatest...
no but they did call phantom fouls, which helped contribute to the 'squandering'
good thing chris webber wasnt they're bestplayer, and good thing vlade didnt make a buzzer beating 3 pointer himself....oh wait...they did...good job guy
oh just cos i dont have a link means i made it up right?? in that case 'uhhh durrr i dont think vlade's middle name is really 'flopper'...can you show me an article saying that? or a birth certificate
you're on fire...fixing a living organism just MAY be a little difficult...
okay jason kidd is an excellent athlete i love his game....wait...didnt i already say this??? oh yeah good point einstein
Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:02 pm
Sure, Christie ranks among the league leader's in steals, but that's only telling half the story. He's unjustly gained a reputation as being a good defender, mostly because he gambles for steals and is sometimes successful
You know when Christie raises his arm, extends his pinky and index fingers and signals into the air? He's actually signalling "I love you" to his wife (Jackie), something that happens 50-60 times a game, even during crunch-time
Tue Sep 23, 2003 3:36 am