Thu May 03, 2007 5:59 am
I guess that's kinda funny, but not so much because it's a really good idea for a good cause. I did laugh at the pink bats last year though.
Thu May 03, 2007 6:24 am
I was more laughing at the idea of 'ticking your mother's pink', the way it was worded (innuendo), and the phallic use of a bat. 
And the idea of buying your mom a baseball bat for Mother's Day.
And the idea of buying your mom a baseball bat for Mother's Day.
Sat May 05, 2007 6:51 am
Fro what? Love it. 
I can't wait for the series to start.
I can't wait for the series to start.
Sat May 05, 2007 7:10 am
'80s Porn Found In Class of '57 Time Capsule
News Edition: 05/04/2007
WASHINGTON-- There were a few surprises for the University of Washington's Class of 1957 when they opened a time capsule sealed 50 years ago.
Among audiotapes and copies of the yearbook and school newspaper were 1980s-era porn, a condom and some dirty underwear.
Alumni opened the capsule earlier this week in preparation for a public unveiling Saturday during a celebration of the 50th anniversary of the university's communications program. The capsule had been placed in an interior wall of the then-new Communications Building in 1957.
The capsule is being replaced by another created by a student-faculty team.
"The good news is that all the things that were in there are still there," said Jerry Baldasty, chairman of the Department of Communication. "The interesting news is that some other things were added."
There aren't any suspects in the case. But it was located outside the offices of The Daily — the campus newspaper — and it's assumed someone from the paper was responsible for the revisionism, said communication alumni and development manager Victoria Sprang.
The new capsule will be filled with digital media with a focus on "communication from a global perspective," said Coma Te, a senior among six students who created the new capsule.
News Edition: 05/04/2007
WASHINGTON-- There were a few surprises for the University of Washington's Class of 1957 when they opened a time capsule sealed 50 years ago.
Among audiotapes and copies of the yearbook and school newspaper were 1980s-era porn, a condom and some dirty underwear.
Alumni opened the capsule earlier this week in preparation for a public unveiling Saturday during a celebration of the 50th anniversary of the university's communications program. The capsule had been placed in an interior wall of the then-new Communications Building in 1957.
The capsule is being replaced by another created by a student-faculty team.
"The good news is that all the things that were in there are still there," said Jerry Baldasty, chairman of the Department of Communication. "The interesting news is that some other things were added."
There aren't any suspects in the case. But it was located outside the offices of The Daily — the campus newspaper — and it's assumed someone from the paper was responsible for the revisionism, said communication alumni and development manager Victoria Sprang.
The new capsule will be filled with digital media with a focus on "communication from a global perspective," said Coma Te, a senior among six students who created the new capsule.
Sat May 05, 2007 7:17 am
1980s-era porn, a condom and some dirty underwear.
Whoever did that was probably playing with himself.
Tue May 08, 2007 10:57 pm
Wow, just wow. What is the world coming too? Using sex as a currency to buy something for a video games.
Funny, but incredibly sad and unbelievable at the same time
Funny, but incredibly sad and unbelievable at the same time
Wed May 09, 2007 12:50 pm
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For exampple, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Wed May 09, 2007 1:24 pm
^that's funny.
Wed May 09, 2007 3:06 pm
Brilliant 
That got me out of my shit mood
That got me out of my shit mood
Wed May 09, 2007 3:26 pm
Haha, that was awesome
Thu May 10, 2007 10:56 am
When the guys are bored and have cellphones things like this one happens....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUY4Jwy_5YI&eurl=
Thats my class room , lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUY4Jwy_5YI&eurl=
Thats my class room , lol
Thu May 10, 2007 4:58 pm
or they do things like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAP-6R6MQEA
thats yours truely throwin the ball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAP-6R6MQEA
thats yours truely throwin the ball
Thu May 10, 2007 5:30 pm
That reminds me of this:
"Sack Tap Heard Round the World"
When bullying goes wrong
The foreshadowing thing had me cracking up.
"Sack Tap Heard Round the World"
When bullying goes wrong
The foreshadowing thing had me cracking up.
Thu May 10, 2007 7:52 pm
argh crap
sack tap, all on the floor
sack tap, give me some more
sack tap, till you get sore
sack tap, ooooooooooh
sack tap, all on the floor
sack tap, give me some more
sack tap, till you get sore
sack tap, ooooooooooh
Fri May 11, 2007 2:15 am
ahhhhhhhh that hurts 
Fri May 11, 2007 2:37 am
Or stuff like this.
I wasn't actually there for this but that's a friend of mine.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9uCHtR7RTvo
I wasn't actually there for this but that's a friend of mine.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9uCHtR7RTvo
Fri May 11, 2007 2:49 am
http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=2822 <= NBA related....absolutely funny!
Fri May 11, 2007 3:08 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA GREAT
hey whats the name of the 2nd song ?? i mean the original one
hey whats the name of the 2nd song ?? i mean the original one
Fri May 11, 2007 3:16 am
Mims- this is why i'm hot
Fri May 11, 2007 3:28 am
Matt, that was absolutely hysterical. Thank you.
Fri May 11, 2007 3:44 am
Screw the dog on the skateboard, this dude should be the famous one...
Fri May 11, 2007 5:45 am
Haha yeah this is wicked funny. The very beginning of the Dirk song is hilarious. "Dirk Nowitzki def."
Fri May 11, 2007 6:01 am
Fri May 11, 2007 1:01 pm
That was great.
"He's gotta a small Canadien body!"
EDIT:
I compiled a list of all the "Chopper" skits.
It's from an Australian show and Chopper aka Mark Read is a legendary criminal. I'm guessing most of the Aussies here have seen alot of these skits. Anyway, they are hilarious.
1. Harden The Fuck Up - "This is Stephan, his name's Stephan... Harden the fuck up Stephan!"
2. Art Auction - "When does he turn 6?"
3. Airport Security - "Fuckin Bulalalalala!!!"
4. OH & S - "Argh my fucking eyes!"
5. Chopperware Party - "Neville Tomatos"
6. Horoscopes - "Do I go to a vet or a fucking hospital!?"
7. Job Interview- "Fuck your seat!"
8. Heimlich Maneuver - "That poor bloke is choking, and now someones boofing him up the bum!"
9. Christmas Poem - "... Or fucking nothing, because I'm a fucking mouse"
10. Bingo - "Sit the fuck down old man"
11. Stranger Danger - "I would take his fucking drugs, and follow him home. Because where theres drugs, theres fucking cash"
12. CPR - "Oi!, Drowny boy!"
13. Fuck Counter - "Choppers gotta be a little more friendly to the fucking kiddies"
14. List Of People "Who can get fucked" - "Smurf is not a fucking adjective, you put in smurf and double the length of the fucking script"
15. Weather - "A hail of fucking bullets at Neville Bartos' house"
16. Story Time - "Look at me! I'm fucking flying!"
17. Driving School - "60, this means if your over 60, get off the fucking road"
18. Farm Animals - "Your not fucking flying, alright, your one of 3 birds that can't fly"
19. Chop Air - "Look at me, I'm on fire! I'm having the best fucking time of my life!"
20. Driving Lesson - "The other fucking left!"
21. Neville's CD's - "This bloke can't go for a year without having a press conference to change his name!"
22. Choppers Health Retreat - "Tweet fucking tweet"
23. French Lessons - "Fucking ding dang fucking dong"
24. Nursery Rhymes - "Hang on... what the fuck is a tuffet?"
If you wanna know exactly what he's famous for go here: http://www.chopperread.com/history.htm
God damn that took ages, I hope all the links are right.