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So I just met my half sister...

Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:03 am

(not me)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... id=2191192

locdogg wrote:I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.

"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over."

Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.

My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.

But wait, I didn't have another sister?

Wrong.


Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.

Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the fuck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?

Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that asshole.

Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw fucking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.
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My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn't really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

I don't know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don't really know what to do. Any advice?



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:06 am

LAWL :lol:

Wow I don't even know what to say to that except what I already said.

Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:11 am

This is kinda amusing, but somehow I doubt it's true. ;) Who knows.

Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:14 am

Wow.... extremely hilarious

Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:32 am

Donatello wrote:This is kinda amusing, but somehow I doubt it's true. ;) Who knows.


Ditto.

Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:39 am

haha :twisted:

What a story. If it's true that must've really been a crazy dinner.

Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:16 am

Small world, pretty awkward if true.

Even funnier (almost) are the replies on that original thread, especially if the story is true.

Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:40 am

Oh my god that would be awkward. I couldn't imagine what that guy is going through right now :lol:

One thing that really made me laugh was this reply in that thread:

haha that is awesome, I have like 5 videos with her. Congrats.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:49 am

bigh0rt wrote:
Donatello wrote:This is kinda amusing, but somehow I doubt it's true. ;) Who knows.


Ditto.


Same. Like the Mike Tyson fiasco, it just seems too funny/disturbing to be true.

Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:05 am

Even if the possibility of it being true is there, that's quite a story to tell the grandkids :lol:

Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:08 am

ahahahahahahahahaahahha

Man, that better be a joke. I wonder what he would have done if he met her before without any family around...

Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:46 pm

:lol: :lol: Awesome! That was the best read i've had in a while.

I wish i had a hot half sister.

Wait, or do i. I don't even know.

Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:50 pm

You been eying your sister man.....sick! :lol:

Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:03 pm

Hey hey, let's get one thing straight. I don't have a sister.

But if i did i'd hope that she was hot so i could penetrate that bitch! lol j/k.

Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:50 pm

If it's true, it's kind of weird that a married man with twins jerks off lol.

Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:35 pm

Owned.

Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:47 pm

You guys have to go to the link and read some of the comments. :lol:

Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:34 pm

LOL :mrgreen:

is she really that famous? ive neva seen/heard of her

Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:47 pm

JunkieXL on the Awful forums wrote:Dude.. your sister has a hairy asshole..

:lol:

Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:15 am

nets4life wrote:LOL :mrgreen:

is she really that famous? ive neva seen/heard of her


Just google Kacey.

Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:09 am

hammertime23 wrote:If it's true, it's kind of weird that a married man with twins jerks off lol.

Actually it's not. Possibly the weird thing could be that he posts it on the internet. I guess you have no idea how many married men with kids stroke the banana.

Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:06 pm

geez thats awkward, but it seems fake to me

Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:12 pm

As everyone said: this is too hilarious/weird/disgusting to be true...

Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:33 pm

Yea, funny as the story sounds, I don't buy it. Then again, Kacey might have a family and they might have to live with her decisions in life :lol:

Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:29 am

I think I saw Kacey at Oprah Winfrey's show. The topic was about being nymphomaniac and a sex maniac, maybe this is where this whole thing came upon.
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