Heys Guys, Britney Spears is Single Again!

Call me crazy, but even Christina Aguilera has a face that just doesn't cut it. She can sing damn well though.

Agreed. It's all about the Hollywood wrap-ups... But Angelina Jolie is a real beauty though.

Wait, wait. Nobody saw this?

I do like a couple of her songs though

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL Almost got away unscaved there, Cyanide.

And that's a great Ad, Matt. Magazine girls are a horrible influence on society. And not just in girls.

If you look in the Music Thread, there's a handful of guys who have 'Lucky' on their MP3 list

deam, i have read all day that this topic is called "Heys Guys, Britney Spears is Sings Again!" and i thought what a weird topic

well it isn't very big suprise, when fed started to sing then i undersatand that this thing is going to the wrong way

I'm so glad this dude's 15 minutes are up.

I'd like to believe it, but it seems he's somehow cracked the A List. After all, a hotel employee in an elevator with Drew Barrymore informed her that they'd have to go back down to the lobby because "Federline is in the building". So not only do people go to extraordinary lengths to cater to him, he also apparently outranks someone like Drew Barrymore who actually had the class not to make a fuss about it.

Whenever Federline is discussed, you bring up the same incident. The Barrymore incident really made an impact on you, didn't it Drew?

Not attacking, being a smartass or anything rude, just making a joke.

Wait, wait. Nobody saw this?

I got it dont worry :p

I never really liked Britney Spears, even at her peak. My friends would go gaga over her, but there's something about her face that's not too special. I do like a couple of her songs though

your gayest post ever?

Britney was always hot - with makeup... Every picture I saw of her without makeup on and she was just average, but with make up... ho boy

Wow, even though the pic was airbrushed to the max, the first pic of her posted by bigh0rt was fucking hot .

Whenever Federline is discussed, you bring up the same incident. The Barrymore incident really made an impact on you, didn't it Drew?

Hey, only the second time by my count. I was genuinely appalled when I heard it though. I don't know if anyone in the world truly deserves that kind of special treatment but if there is, it's not him.

Heys Guys, Britney Spears is Single Again!

I would rather hit Jamie Lynn Spears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-IVT4REMTs

I only found out about this today, for anyone else that hasn't seen the "Lose Control" video, watch it there.

My favorite part is the "Don't hate because I'm a superstar, and I married a superstar, can't come between us no matter who you are"... I mean what the fuck kind of a lyric is that? This guy is a complete joke. I want to fuck him up so bad.

Britney Spears says he's impotent, he says he'kk sell their sex tape for 65mill.....hahaha

Heys Guys, Britney Spears is Single Again!

I would rather hit Jamie Lynn Spears.

I'd do her too if only she didn't have such a big ass...

Some people like big asses. I'd beat her, but that's jailbait right there.

Hey, next year she'll be legal....in Europe.

I heard a rumor that Britney would give away the sex tape for free so he wouldn't make any money off it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yxpSd6zq98

Bye bye K-Fed...

Oh my that was pretty messed up. Ah well, that guy is a disgrace to men.

Hey, next year she'll be legal....in Europe.

What do you mean by "she'll be legal in Europe"? "Legal age" is eighteen in the European Union, not sixteen.

Maybe he's just lobbying for the legal age to drop. Cant knock him for trying.

Personally I'd rather hit trailer trash Britney than that little sister of hers. At least I'll come out loaded like Kevin.

Hey, next year she'll be legal....in Europe.

What do you mean by "she'll be legal in Europe"? "Legal age" is eighteen in the European Union, not sixteen.

Thought it was 16 somewhere out there.

Hey, next year she'll be legal....in Europe.

What do you mean by "she'll be legal in Europe"? "Legal age" is eighteen in the European Union, not sixteen.

Thought it was 16 somewhere out there.

I think someone might be in trouble with the law it seems.

Its 16 over here. Isn't that Jamie Lynn like 12?

As for asses, I despise chicks with small asses. Its un-womanlike. I would rather a chick with an ass like Vida Guerra than Nicole Kidman by more than any number you can think of.

Damn right. I'll take a girl with a great ass and an average face over a fine girl with a pancake butt.

'Now thats what mom used to make. Nice and flat. No cup, its not necessary....line starts all the way at the bottom. Not even like a line, its like a tiny incision, if you will.'
- Dave Chappelle