The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

God damn joe, it was almost 3 years ago. Throw me a freakin bone here.

i find it funny that the "post here when drunk" thread has 51 posts, none of them by drunk people.

we are just getting warmed up here

No offense but I think it's kinda stupid being able to get drunk after having just 4 shots.

It's cheaper

lol amen. if i'm going to a club, my first 3 drinks involve 2 shots of tequila and a heineken chaser.

beer probably is the best social greaser so to speak. perfect for sporting events or when at the sports bar. but not ideal if you're looking to get tanked.

it's too early over here to be drunk, let alone drinking, so forgive me, nick

Uh, I almost post here last night The only thing I did was posting a message in some girl's fotolog

I don't understand why people would use their PC when drunk, all I do when I get home is sleep?

Maybe because when you're drunk you do stupid things.

Well stupid things to me are like puking on your own floor, falling off your bike and stuff (:shifty:), not using your pc.

90% of the time I'll get home drunk and be bored, so I get on the computer since it's the easiest source of entertainment. Though I don't understand people who get drunk at the PC.

I came home from mate's engagement party pretty well tanked & thought momentarily of jumping on PC, but watched DVD instead....

Well whast can i tell yyou, im drunk as ass. shit i hsouldmt drank so mych beer vodksa and other sGUFF. oh well, i will feel bad tofmorov, but nmow irt's great !

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fuck im thre first to post here dtrunk. this is nort ritht, i fel like im speeecial or smomethjing. shyt, im fuked up now, i messed wiht osme computer thats not min, o wehkl, .

FUck i hate this. damnn that girl looks good, it shoufldnt write on tis compuiter htis drunk, but jhust becvause of this thread i will. YAY. going for that girgl@! im gonat goet her, i knov.

FUCK! everyghibt so blurty!

lol

Knowing you, it's a hoax.

Im gonna get drunk next weekend and write on here when I get home just so I can see the damage left behind

lol

Knowing you, it's a hoax.

hes like the chick from Not Another Teen Movie, "it was a non alcoholic beer"

right well im not technically allowerd here until i cant spell inebriated anymore... i was talking to fitzy and i devided i wouldnt go on the computer untuil i couldnt spell thjat

but then i spoke to sit and i could spell inebriated so i guess im not ready yet...

ILL BE BACK LATER GFOLKS





btyw backspace and lloking at the keyboad doesnt happen whilst drinmky drinky
YAYFOR MATYHS HOMEWORK

i always girufed id have something to talk abot... here


well nope... apparentyly im just saying everytninginteresting on msn


but il say this


FUCK YOU GHOODES west shdl have won the brownload tha motherfucker deservesit fucking hardcore none of this sydney bullshit my mate goes for sydne anfd uim sick of his crao

i swear if vucking sydnet iwins this yr and he gives anyone shit for it the shits gonna git the fan and this aint the good whit lie i was talkin bout in sits dynasty this si the shit shit i spoke about for like 2 words no t the shit but just shuit

yehj....

he was trying to do his maths homework then starts msging me drunk

for some reason i just think i will type properly when drunk... if i do get drunk this weekend il find out

You two are fucking pathetic.

Those 2 should learn from the expert. ^

Laxation got drunk doing his math homework?

I got bored...

I'm pretty hammered but I'm not bad enough to type like a retard. I'm just gonna fuck around with the NLSC and listen to Metallica.

I'm pretty hammered but I'm not bad enough to type like a retard. I'm just gonna fuck around with the NLSC and listen to Metallica.

Called any more kids racists since that post?

ok, yes I have been drinking, I can still type properly ( i think), but I had one of the craziests night of my life.

I feel like such a dick for everything that happened. I wasnt myself.

First off, me my cousin, a friend and some girl stole this dudes old school honda civic, and went for a joyride. Then we drive into a park and did he off burnouts then went to some party. I was in there for about an hour, and I thought it was prety gay. I went outside to see a friend of mine yelling at some dude, i thought nothing of it. Another hour passes and the alcohol hits me. Then I hear some dude go "you fuckin black piece of shit" to my friend Daniel. He nuts out and we chase the guy for a bit. Daniel is drunk as and he is a guy you dont mess with. The dude that said the racial slur was in my tech class before i left. Next thing I know, Daniel has called up his Aranui connections (aranui is the compton of chirstchurch, yeah, no where near as dangerous, but these guys are crazy) and 5 of the dudes + Daniel start fucking up the guy that was racist (his name is tim). I jump in to sorta calm the situation down, and daniel just misses me and hits tim wiith the biggest right hook i have ever seen in person, and sorta splits his eyeball. I felt sorry for the guy, but I didnt know what to do, here he is on the ground with meat and blood coming out one eye socket and it was a friend that did it.

daniel and the boys get back in the car, but all these fuckin white power skin heads surround the car, and smash all the windows and ripp the car to shreds, before the driver goes nuts and drives thru them (no1 was hurt to bad, fortunately) so im left on my own, and i start walking away, past the corner were the dude got smashed, i can see the blood on the fence and pavement. Im sorta sitting around by myself down a main street leaning on a fence waiting for whats gonna happen next, then i hear the guy that is probably now blind, yelling "fucking niggers!" and heaps of other racist shit, and theres white power signs everywhere. Me being white, and the guys I was with black, i had no idea what to do.

then the cops turn up, and start rushing everyone. two dudes that could not of been over 15 (probably their first party because i heard them say "we dont need to run from the cops because we didnt do anything wrong) get completely fucked up by cops in riot gear. Im looking for the car so i can get the fuck outta there, then i get a txt sayin that my cousin and friend are on the other side of town, took the car. I just run into a local school and luckily the cops walk right past the field i was in. Until some dude in the same place as me decides to shoot fireworks at this one cop. he gets hit a few times, and goes completely nuts, so i jump over the fence into some dudes backyard, and get the fuck outta there.

I decide to go home, because I feel luck sleeping, and the night has been frantic so far. and a ambulance passes, i can see the dude that daniel fucked up in the back. I think the nights over, and i decide to cut thru a car park that is completely isolated. bad idea. its no more than 200 meters from my house, yet this is almost were my night could of ended. I walk thru and i see about 5 of these dudes in some gay ass japno car. I have a bottle in my hand, thats it, plus i dont feel right. I knew that if they were gonna start shit, i was gonna have to run. as i walked past i sorta ignored them and pretended i was txtin some one. then a bottle hits me in the side (thrown from the car) and I nut off. I was tryin to stay calm, but it was like it wasnt me. I walked up to the car and was yelling "get the fuck outta the car faggot", so they get out, then i realize im about to get fucked up. one dude opens the boot and pulls out a crowbar (wtf? 5 vs 1, how much help do u need??) so i throw my bottle at hime, it hits him in the face, and i sprint my ass home. as i get to the end of my driveway, i see the dudes drive past and the guy in the front holding his face/nose.

now im writing this, tonite was one crazy night. im not happy about anything that happend - so before you call me a dick or whatever, I already know i was for this night. i still cant believe it, i hope that guys eye is alrite.

All I can say is wow... something to remember. What about tomorrow huh?