Joke to make you smile

>>>> > >> 1.You're reading this email

























>>>> > >> 2.You just finished #1

























>>>> > >> 3.You're thinking how the hell was that funny
























>>>> > >> 4.Like I'm just wasting your time
























>>>> > >> 5.You're thinking how to flame me now
















































>>>> > >> 6.You're wonderin' wtf
























>>>> > >> 7.WHAT THE FUCK?
























>>>> > >> 9.You're a pissed now
















































>>>> > >> 10.You're so pissed you didn't notice there isn't #8
























>>>> > >> 11.You scrolled up and check
























>>>> > >> 12.And now you've scrolled back... Haha
























>>>> > >> 13. You scroll down
























>>>> > >> 14. You scroll down faster
























>>>> > >> 15. and faster and faster
























>>>> > >> 16. so damn fast
























>>>> > >> 17. you didn't notice there were two #13's
























>>>> > >> 18. And you scroll up and check, again
























>>>> > >> 19. I was just kidding...
























>>>> > >> 20. You shake your head and wonder what the heck email is this
























>>>> > >> 21. Total nonsense
























>>>> > >> 22. But I still made you read til #22
























>>>> > >> 23. See? Now you're smiling or giggling...

Wow I read this while I was at work and almost just started laughing hilariously

That was some good stuff.

That was 30 seconds I'll never get back.

Very simple but funny! I really didn't notice that #8 was missing. And I really checked for #8 and the two #13's.

......bastard enjoy your grin

When I realised there were not two number 13s and before i read the line after i thought u messed up on the translation You made me smile well done

I... don't... get... how... that... was... funny.

That's funny.

It made me smile.

...may send it to someone...dunno.

I didn't smile.

I didn't smile.

...because you had the mindset before you came it that you wont smile at all costs.

I didn't smile.

...because you had the mindset before you came it that you wont smile at all costs.

That happens to me sometimes.

I didn't smile.

...because you had the mindset before you came it that you wont smile at all costs.

That happens to me sometimes.

And...? Who cares? Seriously, try to use your brain and think about what you're going to post before posting. it's getting annoying.

Annoying are such kinds of posts from people like you. I suggest you don't bother me just because I am mentally more sophisticated than you are, as shown in the Lebanon/Israel thread, and go and live your adolescent life. If nobody cared about what I write, nobody would answer to it. But you did. Who cares, you ask me? You do. If everybody impugned such simple posts that are being posted quite abundantly all over this place, these forums wouldn't exist. So just let me post what I want to, and if it's wrong I'll be sentenced by Jae or Jackal.

Last edited by 8-Hype on Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:05 am, edited 1 time in total.

Or me. Just kidding but Joe is partly right, more people should do that over here.
"Thinking before you post isn't the same thing as posting everything you're thinking".

I think I've probably done that a little too many in the past as well, 5000+ posts is absurd.

just because I am mentally more sufisticated than you are

Learn to spell Mr. Sophisticated.

Nice one yea i actually went back and checked there isnt #8 and no 2 #13's

just because I am mentally more sufisticated than you are

Learn to spell Mr. Sophisticated.

Regrettably, I am not a native English speaker. Such posts, Cable, wouldn't be welcome, as well.

8-Hype. if you are going to argue, go argue somewhere else.
you are really going off topic

I was on topic until Joe came and told me not to post things that actually fit the topic (and I am not the only one who is going off-topic ). And I am not going to argue, because I am not the wirepuller.

Annoying are such kinds of posts from people like you

Why? Because I'm telling you what I think? Wasn't it you the guy who said that anyone should have the right to say what he thinks/feels, when everybody was bashing you for posting things like:

Yeah, I digged that straight away!

You got that right, homies! I'm livin' like a hustler and I am above the law.

I'm glad I got this thing straight with you short motherfuckaz. You could never fade a Compton banger!

I suggest you don't bother me just because I am mentally more sufisticated than you are, as shown in the Lebanon/Israel thread

Yeah, I don't have to bother you or you will call ya homiez and kill me. Stop acting like you just got out of the ghetto, seriously, you're making yourself look ridiculous. And anyways, where the fuck in the Israel/Lebanon thread did you show to be more "sufisticated" than me? Ohhh, maybe because you say Israel should continue to kill innocent people to "eliminate Hezbollah" and I say they should stop playing with guns like they've been doing for 40+ years and negotiate with the enemy.
How dare you say you've a more "sufisticated" mind than me when you don't even know how to spell the word "sophisticated"? Stop wasting your time listening to that crap music you listen to and start reading some books. You'll see how your mind will become more sophisticated. I'm not a native English speaker either but at least I try hard to make people understand what I mean and if I don't know how to spell a word I search on a dictionary. And also, I don't act like a stupid wigger like you were doing days ago. I may not be a good poster and I may not contribute to this community at all, but I'm sure I'm better than you.
Sorry to you all who are reading this, I went really off-topic but I had to say this, sorry once again.

Last edited by Joe' on Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.

That joke did the opposite of what it was meant to do.

I am mentally more sufisticated than you are

:lol: Welcome to my sig.

Maybe it's the silly mood i'm in, but that made me smile. ">>>> > >> 11.You scrolled up and check " That got me.

This isn't MySpace buddy

Joe, you started all this crap by telling me that nobody cares. If you think that what I posted is nonsense, then keep it for yourself. There are a lot of posts like that on these forums. And if you didn't yet notice, I am not acting like I came from the ghetto, because I dropped that at the request of Jae, and maybe you don't like the music - some other people do.

I am mentally more sufisticated than you are

:lol: Welcome to my sig.

As I said, English is not my native language. Very funny to make a fool of someone who counts English as his third best language.

they've doing for 40+ years

Maybe you have to try to speak proper English and check your Grammar. Just because I made one mistake it doesn't give anybody a reason to get pissed off at me, like this guy Cable did. And you continued mentioning that, and then you wanna tell me that I am the one who wants to argue?

Wasn't it you the guy who said that anyone should have the right to say what he thinks/feels

No. Some other guy said this, and I just picked it up.

Sorry to you all who are reading this, I went really off-topic but I had to say this, sorry once again.

Last edited by 8-Hype on Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.