MySpaces?

Ben Gordon has a real myspace, it was on Bulls.com, forgot what it was.

http://www.myspace.com/ben_gordon7

The criticisms are harsher here than on the pictures thread

Even if you're not emo, wankster, that photo of you looks very emo.

Male
14 years old
Yardley. The Ghetto., PENNSYLVANIA
United States

Wait...I thought you lived in College Park? Oh, wait, nvm, you're just a wigger...and not a very good one, either. I've seen much better wiggers than you. Step your game up little boy.

And don't call yourself gorgeous until you can grow a pubic hair.

Sorry man, but mine actually stared to grow when i was 12, tough luck on your insult, buddy.

Pubic hair? We're talking about pubic hair?

This must be the new standard for manliness.

Myspace isnt that bad, I dont use it because I think its just a phase teenagers go through and anyone older on there had a deprived childhood.

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Yea public hair. my mustache started to grow when I was 12. But I shave it cause it looks like shit.

Public hair? But ofcourse.

You ought to resort to slicing the skin off of your face, your entire face looks like shit.

Oh, just for the record, a milk mustache doesn't need shaving, just wipe it off.

You ought to resort to slicing the skin off of your face, your entire face looks like shit.

I dont know why I found humour in picturing that in my mind. I'm a sad human.

Male
14 years old
Yardley. The Ghetto., PENNSYLVANIA
United States

Wait...I thought you lived in College Park? Oh, wait, nvm, you're just a wigger...and not a very good one, either. I've seen much better wiggers than you. Step your game up little boy.

And don't call yourself gorgeous until you can grow a pubic hair.

Sorry man, but mine actually stared to grow when i was 12, tough luck on your insult, buddy.

T'was a joke. But the whole College Park Wigger thing...that wasn't.

I hate MySpace. I really despise it.

Too bad I have an account.
I have no self controll

I've had an account for a really long time (before all the emos, and every preppie bitch had one)

and I even had an account before the "Tom" guy bought it and it was a file sharing/hosting website

MySpace is fucking stupid. It was designed for indie bands to advertise, and now people use it to see how many friends they have.

I really don't see the point, basically everyone who uses it also has MSN, so they don't need it to display a profile or for free email. Its a stupid fad and its only getting worse, now movie companies are using it as homepages so they don't have to pay for hosting.

I hate MySpace. I really despise it.

Too bad I have an account.
I have no self controll

I've had an account for a really long time (before all the emos, and every preppie bitch had one)

and I even had an account before the "Tom" guy bought it and it was a file sharing/hosting website

agreed.. and i got one too

Yea public hair

LMAO Public hair, oh my god

I have myspace. Theres nothing wrong with it..

Maybe theres nothing essentially wrong with myspace but the eccentric personalities that are in there don't go too well with everyone.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You're the biggest attention I've seen here, and you sit in judgement of others. Pathetic.

Show me an example and i'll stand corrected.

*grabs popcorn and watches this one unfold*

Click

Ya'll are just haters. Nah mean.

Woah! Tyson Chandler.

"Body type: 7'1" / Athletic" Atleast you know they're not lying.

Found Charlie V's too: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=30609151

I don't really have an opinion on MYspace... i dont get it... what's the point o it?

Good find Nick, found some links to heaps.


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=76091967

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=71458324

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=34350690

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=85158910

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=85601842

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=72372136

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=86610636

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=44404618

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=86501550

If you follow the links theres tonnes more.

Edit: The one and only.. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=88976883

Hmm, i get the feeling most, if not all of these are fake. Some quotes from Steve Nash apparently.

M.V.P Kobe Had Nothing On ME!

Well, YOU won the MVP. And i doubt you became 15 years younger over night.

This season my team had the best record in the whole NBA

The whole NBA? Cool!

WE Came Back against the Lakers to upset them in a 4-3 series.

O RLY? Only the whole NBA world knew about that.

I remember having quite a bit of fun with Mazz and his former girlfriend's Live Journal. Good times.

Haha, i remember that. He changed his journal like 3 times because of you.

The best one was when his girlfriend signed up for a new account under a fake name, and I took about 10 minutes to find it posted one comment and it was gone.

Found this on Carmelo's Myspace:

About me:
Basketball is my thing man. I am the best of my class, fuck LeBron, Dwyane, Chris, etc.

The all lie on TV tellin that they respect each other...