j.23 has good news :D

Will she be up at 11? Alot of girls go to sleep at like 10:30 or whatever if they have school or something. I'd go with 9:30-10.

You can wake her out of her wet dream then and give her the sexy macho voice which will only add fuel to her fire.

Only guys have wet dreams (atleast thats what I've known up to this point in life) . On a side note, if she really is "wet," do what dada said, "add fuel to her fire" and hope that she is thinking of you to get herself wet .

On a more serious note, 9 or 930 as you suggested is actually a good time to call .

Call at around 3-4am in the morning so she knows you are serious (and she is probably really tired and drugged out so she might say something stupid that goes to your advantage).

i think Riot's right


nah seriously...
i think it's better to call her first instead of paying her a visit, that would probably too much at once

and when u'll talk to her try not to think too much about what u'll be actually saying, be spontanious, be yourself (that's why u 2 were such close friends before ) but u should have a little concept, though
u would be in a very bad situation if u don't find any words

my suggestion:
if u want to meet her soon, tell her after u changed some words with her that u like to see her again, but suggest to take it slow

that's my overall suggestion anyways.... take it slow

u'll make it

this is far more better than that of meloboy/kid's girl problem

I don't know if you happen to know if she watches any TV shows, but I hate it when people call me during the shows I like to watch. Watch out for that.

Only guys have wet dreams

I thought we were talking about a tranny.

i lost my nuts again tonight. i think i'm gonna show up at her work tomorrow.

so you don't have the balls to call her, but you'll happily look like some sort of stalker showing up at her work?

Whatever you do, j.23, just do it. Seriously. Do not sit back and think about it, count back from 5, or 10, and just do it.

If you do it and get rejected, you wont feel as bad as if you didnt, or you will live to regret it. Trust me.

it's best not to hold back, otherwise you will regret it....I know....I was the 'nice' guy & held back & waited for right time & someone else beat me to it....it all works out in the end but it's best to not have to wonder what could have been....do it....

too much thinking going in your head. The best situation for you would be if you randomly (and i mean randomly and not hanging outside her window or work place) bump in to her. That way you don't have to think of all the WRONG things that could happen.

That's what happens to people with no nurries, they always think of the bad shit that could happen instead of the good that is likely to happen. Gotta keep it positive. So whatever you do don;t over think it because it'll just hold you back from what you wanna do and you'll be stuck here posting how you still can't find your balls.

hope that helps.

My advice is, after all is said and done, don't leave yourself in a position where you're wondering "what if"...

alright fellas, i found my nuts today

anyways, i decided to go with the old stalker route and went to her work. i circled the entire place twice but i couldn't find her anywhere so either she was in the back or she didn't show up for work yet, so i left

i decided to phone her after but no one picked up so i left her a voicemail. i reallllllly should've thought over what i had to say because when the "please leave your message now" prompt came up, i froze for around 5 seconds and came out with the most pathetic "heyyy" in the history of mankind. i left her a message saying i needed to talk to her and provided her with a callback number. god dammit, i wanted to sound confident and hard like raja bell but i'm pretty sure my voice came out as kwame browns twin

i'll keep ya folks updated

bad luck

bad luck

My english may be bad but is this guy serious?


Anyway,let`s hope that everything goes well.
exciting story

anyways, i decided to go with the old stalker route and went to her work. i circled the entire place twice but i couldn't find her anywhere so either she was in the back or she didn't show up for work yet, so i left

that's classic!!!!

it all sounds like your trying to meet this girl for THE FIRST TIME...way too nervous dude.

Only guys have wet dreams

I thought we were talking about a tranny.

LMAO , who knows, she might be wet from "other" reasons...

anyways, i decided to go with the old stalker route and went to her work. i circled the entire place twice but i couldn't find her anywhere so either she was in the back or she didn't show up for work yet, so i left

that's classic!!!!

it all sounds like your trying to meet this girl for THE FIRST TIME...way too nervous dude.

tell me about it. it wasn't that bad actually, she works in the make up section of the store so i walked in there with a purpose and my head up high. she wasnt there though just a bunch of old ladies, so i was the sore thumb sticking out. i haven't got a callback yet either, so yeah, my anxiety is through the roof right now. but hey, at least i did it

*bump* it's been 2 days and nothing. now, either

a.) she didn't get my message
b.) she wants me to rot

if it's a.), i have absolutely no problem pulling the stalker route/phoning her again
if it's b.), its over and done with

although i can't really see why she'd want me to rot, i hope it isn't because of this: (i was a fucking tard in high school)

basically her and a couple of girlfriends got drunk one night and took pictures of themselves in questionable pieces of clothing in unorthodox positions. anyways, me and my friend dropped by the house they were at & chilled. she was upstairs sleeping, and the other girls and us were just hanging around. at one point during the night, the girls went to the basement to do something, so we (me and my buddy) started to snoop around one of the girls' laptop and found all those pictures. being drunk and not thinking of the repercussions we sent it to both our e-mails. we told ourselves we wouldn't send it to anyone.

long story short, one of our friends snooped into his computer one night and found the pictures. he did exactly what we did and sent it to his own e-mail. and being the fucking jerkoff that he is, he showed it to a couple of his buddies, one of whom is the girls friend and liked (thats what he said) her as well. (we'll call this guy jackass)

how does this tie in with the original story? "jackass" hung out with my friends and I. he was quite annoying, kinda like the flea of the group. around the time he saw the pictures, it was his birthday and he wanted to throw a party on a certain day. however, one of our other friends shares exactly the same birthday as him. so without telling him until it was virtually last minute, we shifted the party one day later and told him to come then. he never showed and was pissed. he didn't talk to us for around 3 months. after the 3 month period, he told us that he was so choked at us and that he "almost" told her about the pictures. it wasn't a straight yes/no answer, it was pretty gray. i'm gonna ask him about this tomorrow, but if she is mad about the pictures, then what should i do? should i backoff?

Three words : She's Not Worthy

Yeah if that's what she's mad about don't confront her, I mean you'd have to justify emailing them to yourself to start with which won't go well. On a lighter note, feel free to post them

yep, I agree with Jae....now that we all know about them, it's only fair

Post! Post! Post!

*unzips pants*

fuck fine.. here you go



nick i hope tight muscular ass is in your list of fetishes

fuck fine.. here you go



nick i hope tight muscular ass is in your list of fetishes

*goes to get some tissue*

Damn those girls are thick.

Here's my advice. Strip down naked, sneak into her house, and rub your dingdong on her forehead when she's asleep. That gets 'em every time. Chicks go nuts for that shit.