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Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:41 pm
Donatello wrote:Here's what you do.
Take your dog to the vet and get a flea dip.
Lick the dog.
Get two pepperoni pizzas. Eat one, give the other to your mother. Tell her to sit on it, and screw the neighbors.
About this time, you should be ready to get out your Legos and build a flying machine. Fly to Mexico City, buy a really good burrito. Bring it to your mother and tell her to screw the neighbor again, but this time with the burrito.
Smile for the camera, lick the dog again, take 18 allergy pills, go to sleep.... wake up, and WHAMMO, you've shat your pants.
Oh, you want to get taller? I don't know.
Classic

You better stay round here if you can make posts like that, I missed it the first time round
Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:31 pm
that Donatello character is so sick, man!

hahaha! whew!
c.b.4, at 16, you're at the rapid growth stage. Anytime now you'll spurt up too quicky. jerk off a bit
No, seriously, just eat the (healthy) right kind of food, take enough rest, help your mom around the house, don't overwork, don't be lazy to exercise, and don't do drugs. But you really have to jerk it off, kid
Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:51 pm
Bad Goodboy wrote:But you really have to jerk it off, kid

Don't do that! My youth was a jerkfest and now I'm only 5'8 or whatever 1,75 meters are in your sick measurements system...
Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:33 pm
just move to china town, u'll feel like and be treated like a giant.
Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:01 pm
Yeah 5.8 is about 174 to 176 cm. I stopped there too but I'm happy with it.
Hail to the metric System!
Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:05 pm
Jowe wrote:just move to china town, u'll feel like and be treated like a giant.

Ya, great. In my town, there are one or two asian families. That really sucks for me. We got an elementary school in our neighbourhood, though. Maybe I should start hanging out there. Wait...nah... I see a restraining order coming in. Maybe I should just accept the fact that I'm a midget(at least compared to my Bball buddies).
Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:37 am
A lot of people in my school are asian, and they all treat me like I'm very tall.. but when I go to the park by my house it's all black people and I feel really short.
Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:36 pm
I'm 5'11" and I am 17
Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:44 pm
I'm pretty certain that if you start weights at an early age, like 13-15, you will stop growing sooner then others. Something to do with the body still going through change or something. Learnt about it a few years ago. Im 17, 6'1" with a brother 2 years younger the same height and an elder brother, 22 years of age, standing at 6'6", you could say its a rather tall family.
Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:57 pm
basically if you want to grow taller you will have to wait. Men stop growing from 16-20, it depends highly on ur parents. if ur mum and dad are both short its a low chance that you'll be tall etc. drinking loads of milk etc will help but not a great deal maybe a couple of inches in total. im 16 and im 5"10 bout 155lbs btw
Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:59 pm
I think family genetics is more important than your two parents... both of mine are like 5'5, I'm almost 6'6 and all of my uncles/male cousins are over 6 foot aswell.
Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:02 pm
jesus christ jae, i never pictured you to be that tall. nice! you pulled off any windmills?
Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:17 pm
Lol nah, I was always too scared to try it in games. Plus I probably wouldn't get my arms around quick enough.
Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:11 am
I guess I'm screwed then.. my dad is about 5'7", my mom is like 5'4" and all my relatives are in between..
Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:37 am
nah man, there's hope. nobody in all my family is over 6'0(my uncle) and i'm getting there. So you could probably be 5'10

Anyway, don't screw up your back. keep it straight and strong.
Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:31 am
masturbate three times a day. works for jae.
Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:45 am
Six times if you want to be as well hung as I am. Sorry you missed the memo
Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:14 pm
you're right. it all makes sense now. the extra inch had to come from somewhere.....
Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:20 pm
I know, it's like play-do. You pull at it long enough and it stretches out
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