Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:02 pm
http://www.smthop.com/articles1details.asp?NewsNum=790 wrote:Some Interesting Google Search Engine Queries
By Mark Motz
Just Google it!
Ever wonder what's on others people's minds? Well, of course you do, and I think we can help. Listed below is a brief 2 day log file history, from March 6-8, of two hundred or so user search engine queries (each from a unique visitor IP) that resulted in a hit on our page.
Okay, so what does that mean?
Notice for Newbies: When you go to a search engine, like Google, and type in a keyword or keywords, such as "Kodak+film" for instance, and click on a search result (let's say you opted to visit the kodak.com homepage) your unique visit to the Kodak site, along with a time stamp, your IP, and what keywords you typed in the Google search window can be viewed by the Kodak webmaster via a raw weblog file.
Same deal here. These are keywords that browsers around the world typed in searching for something, that lead them to our website, Smooth Operator. The vast majority of queries utilized Google USA, UK and Canada, and to a far lesser degree, Yahoo search, MSN search and Alta Vista, along with a smattering of less popular others.
Of course, the user query keywords (or part(s) of them) correspond to keywords in our stories, although some seem to offer no resemblance at all. We have about 800 stories posted on our site with an eclectic mix of subjects, and our search engine relevance is very high. Smooth Operator search results normally appear on the first page or two of the search engine result listing for many popular subjects, especially on Google. (Don't ask us how we do it, cuz we ain't tellin'!)
Keep in mind that these are keywords that resulted in a click to our site only, as that is the extent of our administrative access regarding public search engine queries. Some of them are obvious, others are confusing, all are listed in no particular order or relevance, entirely unedited, exact duplicates omitted (we've gotten about ten zillion requests for American Idol), but all are intriguing and entertaining. You might even recognize one of your own. Enjoy!
gorillas+eating+their+poop
mexican+food+graphics
danny+bonaducci
sammy+castro
toilet+paper+tube+tv+screen
world+record+pillow+fight
SATURN+salvation+army
whale+anatomy
dangerous+plastic+bag+suffocation
motaba+virus
eating+paste
mcgruff+lenhard+limo
scotts+miracle+gro+smoking
copywrite+odot
kris+lythgoe
homemade+rocket+launcher
kaiser+permanente+thrive
Stranded+Man+Rescued+From+Island
he+still+lives+with+his+parents
gordon+clune
backwards+c
Devon+Walters
smooth+operator+singer
jack+bauer+knive
cool+people+talk
women+kicking+men
who+came+up+West+nile+virus+name
olsen+twins+picture
heidelberg+compensator
automobile+and+deer+strikes
heinz+shop
i+hate+maine
remote+control+gags
cool+cartoon+cars
why+do+dogs+eat+their+own+poop
dmv+experience+horrible
al+bundy+shoeman
how+to+negotaite+overdraft
gang+shooting+in+ER
paris+hilton+foto
Dustin+Diamond+Jail
Brokeback+Mountain+naked+pics
hilarious+nicknames
longest+penis
Frontier+House+Karen+Glenn
top+inventions+20th+century
worst+co-worker+award
Jilian+Barbieri
Mariah+Carey+starring+in+a+movie
flat+chested+women
men+fuck+sheep
ashley+olsen+with+zits
Flat+Chested +Gals
us+toaster+deaths
hoot+porn
jack+bauer+season
American+Idol
bubble+boy
crab+apple+cove
pope+mobile
HERBIE+lOVE+bUG+BATTERY
nanny+child+behavior+problems
meatnormous
build+a+glass+house
LARGEST+BREASTS+ON+RECORD
Gregory+thompson+the+viking
selling+a+house
i+hate+dmv
1950+beehive
kellie+pickler+breast+implants
history+of+dodgeball
I hate+Simon+Cowel
Worst+National+Anthem
bicep+hematoma
filthy+whores
filthy+whore
godzilla+vs+chuck+norris
largest+human+penis+on+record
national anthem
were+you+born+an+asshole
Taylor+hicks
Derek+jeter
put+it+in+her+ass
alfred+castro+in+prison
rules+for+being+smooth
budweiser+chairs
gordy+simon+law
Dangers+of+Pez+Dispensers
marijuana+mountain+dew
stay+puft+marshmallow+man+video
simon+cowell
sardinian+worm+cheese
simon+idol+American+jail
arkansas+laws+on+taser+guns
capture+lightning
fuck+koizumi
roller+rink
hardcore+celebrity+nude
THE+MACH+5+CAR
history+of+commode
brian+wilson+father+murry
latrell+sprewell+comment+about+contract
nude+britney+spears
gas+powered+doll
clavtango
smoky+bandit
HOUSE+M.D
longest+penis
KELLIE+PICKLER+OF+AMERICAN+IDOL
nude+angolina+jolie
LARGEST+AFRICAN+PENIS+ON+RECORD
DOS+XP
government+censorship+of+Einstein
footlocker+employee+site
top+inventions+ 20th+century
henry+repeater+rifle
Peter+Griffin+or+Hank+Hill
death+by+blog
heather+gram
napkin+in+restuarant
mulder+and+scully
longest+white+penis
matsui+sword+hideki
nude+Hasselhoff
dell+computer+marketing+strategy
transvestite+prostitutes+orlando
people+getting+hit+in
really+cool+cars
cool+cars
martin+brennan
disney+mascot
giantess+anus
Anna+Swan+v
mol
famous+newspaper+articles
largest+penis+on+record
dodgeball+history+human+heads
what+is+the+largest+penis+on+record
spanish+response+to+sneezing
short+haired+blondes
flat+chested+women
cool+words
drunken+woman
female+arts+thats+smooth
nude+china+idol
who+sung+song+smooth
eat+less+diet
diet+coke+vs+diet+pepsi
chinese+silk+stockings
slippery+vagina
spongebob+squarepants+on+cocaine
Kevin+Covais+pictures
james+dean+finger+pose
Lifetime+Woman+of+the+year+Award
hockey+tv+ratings
largest+vagina
Ben+Curtis+Dell+Guy
Yahoo+ip
david+bowies+son
photos+for+bigass
world+largest+penis+of
sumo+fuck
Mantis+ancient+greece
toilets+commodes+in+india
Top+Child+Stars
Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:11 pm
Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:12 pm
Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:14 pm
slippery+vagina
Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:19 am
sumo+fuck
Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:46 am
Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:32 am
Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:54 am
men+fuck+sheep
Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:35 am
(Something in common)
why+do+dogs+eat+their+own+poop
gorillas+eating+their+poop
(From a hater, I guess)
I hate+Simon+Cowel
i+hate+dmv
dmv+experience+horrible
worst+co-worker+award
were+you+born+an+asshole
i+hate+maine
Worst+National+Anthem
(A footlocker employee, wanna be cool and funny)
footlocker+employee+site
al+bundy+shoeman
he+still+lives+with+his+parents
cool+words
cool+people+talk
rules+for+being+smooth
female+arts+thats+smooth
hilarious+nicknames
(Gay porn)
Brokeback+Mountain+naked+pics
meatnormous
nude+Hasselhoff
LARGEST+AFRICAN+PENIS+ON+RECORD
longest+penis
longest+white+penis
world+largest+penis+of
what+is+the+largest+penis+on+record
largest+human+penis+on+record
largest+penis+on+record
sumo+fuck
(Weird porn)
transvestite+prostitutes+orlando
gas+powered+doll
men+fuck+sheep
ashley+olsen+with+zits
(Porn!)
olsen+twins+picture
paris+hilton+foto
hoot+porn
filthy+whores
filthy+whore
hardcore+celebrity+nude
nude+britney+spears
nude+angolina+jolie
short+haired+blondes
drunken+woman
nude+china+idol
(Fetishes)
slippery+vagina
put+it+in+her+ass
photos+for+bigass
giantess+anus
largest+vagina
LARGEST+BREASTS+ON+RECORD
Flat+Chested +Gals
flat+chested+women
(Probably from a pot/crackhead)
marijuana+mountain+dew
spongebob+squarepants+on+cocaine
godzilla+vs+chuck+norris
us+toaster+deaths
government+censorship+of+Einstein
Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:01 pm
shadowgrin wrote:(Weird porn)
transvestite+prostitutes+orlando
gas+powered+doll
men+fuck+sheep
ashley+olsen+with+zits
Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:18 pm
Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:40 pm
Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:51 pm
Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:15 pm
Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:32 pm
flat+chested+women
men+fuck+sheep
ashley+olsen+with+zits
Flat+Chested +Gals
us+toaster+deaths
hoot+porn
Nick wrote:80% of that was porn 50% was some guy looking for the world's largest penis on record.
Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:42 pm
tripplemrox wrote:olsen+twins+picture=porn?
No it doesn't
Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:45 pm
cyanide wrote:Nick wrote:80% of that was porn 50% was some guy looking for the world's largest penis on record.
You mean 50% and 50% or 80% and 20%?
Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:47 pm
shadowgrin wrote:tripplemrox wrote:olsen+twins+picture=porn?
No it doesn't
If you're a girl or gay, yes it's not.
If you're a guy, it sure is.
Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:00 pm
Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:58 pm
Riot wrote:cyanide wrote:Nick wrote:80% of that was porn 50% was some guy looking for the world's largest penis on record.
You mean 50% and 50% or 80% and 20%?
No, I think he meant 50% of the 80% was some guy looking for the largest penis on record. I think Nick was grouping the penis search with the porn search.
ok so when you search that it has pornographic images of the Olsen twins?
have u even tried it?
don't bother:
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=ol ... rch+Images
now you tell me that's porn
Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:46 am
tripplemrox wrote:shadowgrin wrote:tripplemrox wrote:olsen+twins+picture=porn?
No it doesn't
If you're a girl or gay, yes it's not.
If you're a guy, it sure is.
ok so when you search that it has pornographic images of the Olsen twins?
have u even tried it?
don't bother:
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=ol ... rch+Images
now you tell me that's porn
Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:16 pm
Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:17 pm
Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:52 pm