Stupidest (funny) thing you've done

Well , I was about 13 years old , and it was my 14th birthday , my g/f at the time was supposed to give me head that day , anyways , I was on my way to her house and to freshen up , I sprayed cologne all over me *buddy* . WORST IDEA EVER. Holy shit , worst experience ever . I never got the blowjob though

My band started in early 2005 or late 2004... We had our first gig in like April 2005.

At the end of the gig, the crowd (school mates) loved it and were cheering. I got a little excited and with a little encouragement from 2 guys up the front, i stupidly decided to jump off the stage into the crowd. With a little help from mr. beer... i didn't realise that nobody except the 2 guys up the front were paying attention... and i leaped... in mid-air i realised what was about to happen... the 2 guys up the front caught my legs, which actually made matters worse, as i face planted into the ground.

This is a musician's worst nightmare, people.

I got helped up and a little bit of blood was on my nose... i go "I'm okay!" And everbody was like "Yeeeeaaahhh!!"

lmao , wow nice story man .

Well , I was about 13 years old , and it was my 14th birthday

lol How are you 13 on your 14th birthday?

Technically I turned 14 at around 11:52 Pm on my birthday , so I was still 13 at the moment.

Technically I turned 14 at around 11:52 Pm on my birthday , so I was still 13 at the moment.

Ok boss

I sprayed cologne all over me *buddy* . WORST IDEA EVER. Holy shit , worst experience ever . I never got the blowjob though

care to elaborate on why it is the worst idea?

Sick-O . Well basically , it burns . ALOT . I got all red in that area and it itched and burned for days . You should try it...

too late

Fuck off, Doobie, we're not that dumb

:lol: Fuck off, Doobie, we're not that dumb

You are not that dumb , some other people on these forums , well lets just say some people here aren't to bright.

Sadly, I agree. I bet coolmac would've done it and then he would make a thread on a monday about it.

lol Nick, that reminded me of Jack Black in School of Rock.

Nick rocks.

Doobie you fool.
You're not supposed to do that directly to your "little" buddy (and I really mean little).
What you do is spray perfume on the inside of your pants or outside of your underwear.
Don't ask me questions. End of advice.

I think the real issue is that any sort of cologne or aftershave sprayed onto that area would probably smell awful. The cologne in itself reacts to the skin it's sprayed on, that's why a) it smells different on your face to how it'd smell like on your chest or whatever, and b) it smells different on different people.

I shouldn't know this, but alas, I do.