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Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:14 pm

So, who here actually knows who Chuck Norris is, what he's famous for, and can name at least three movies he's been in?

Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:32 pm

GloveGuy wrote:So, who here actually knows who Chuck Norris is, what he's famous for, and can name at least three movies he's been in?


You deserve a roundhouse kick for saying that. :P

Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:37 pm

There's a Mr. T fact site too. :twisted: :twisted:

Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:38 pm

GloveGuy wrote:So, who here actually knows who Chuck Norris is, what he's famous for, and can name at least three movies he's been in?


I can only name "Walker: Texas Ranger" when it comes to his projects, but I'll go you one better and ask who knows which WWF wrestling event he was involved in back in 1994, in what capacity and during which main event match?

Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:54 pm

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.

Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven.

Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:17 am

Mikki Dela Rea wrote:
GloveGuy wrote:So, who here actually knows who Chuck Norris is, what he's famous for, and can name at least three movies he's been in?


You deserve a roundhouse kick for saying that. :P


Sorry if I'm tired of the current Chuck Norris bandwagon going on now. I'd rather laugh at Missing in Action 1 & 2, his infommercials, and his cameo in Dodgeball.

Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:55 am

I know he was in Sidekick. I remember seeing that movie and loving every sweet Chuck Norris second of it.

Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:21 am

"Mr.T wasn't born. He was ready"

:lol: Damn, I love that one.

Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:19 pm

Andrew wrote:
GloveGuy wrote:So, who here actually knows who Chuck Norris is, what he's famous for, and can name at least three movies he's been in?


I can only name "Walker: Texas Ranger" when it comes to his projects, but I'll go you one better and ask who knows which WWF wrestling event he was involved in back in 1994, in what capacity and during which main event match?


The wink at the end is priceless.

Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:24 pm

Great find! :)

Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:29 pm

You guys are probably way too young to even know abit of history on Chuck..

Chuck norris was in Return of the Dragon . and fought against bruce lee in it..

General info

Norris joined the Air Force after graduating from high school. During a stint in Korea, he began to study the Asian martial art of Tang Soo Do. A
fter returning home, he worked for Northrop Aviation and moonlighted as a karate instructor. Two years later he was teaching full-time and running a number of martial-arts schools.

In 1968 he became the Professional World Middleweight Karate Champion, holding the title undefeated until he retired in 1974. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwan Do, both Korean fighting arts, and knows all forms of the martial arts.

In 1969 he earned the Triple Crown for the highest number of tournament wins, and was named Fighter of the Year by "Black Belt" magazine. By the time he was 34, Norris had established 32 karate schools and had been a champion for six years.

In 1996 he became the first Westerner to be awarded an eighth-degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do.

His Martial Arts history...

Chuck Norris's fight career lasted from 1965-1970. Norris started off by losing his first three tournaments, but by 1966 he was almost unbeatable.

Among the numerous titles he won were The National Karate Championships (1966), All-Star Championships (1966), World Middleweight Karate Championship (1967), All-American Karate Championship (1967), Internationals (1968), World Professional Middleweight Karate Championship (defeating Louis Delgado on 24 November 1968), All-American Championship (1968), National Tournament of Champions (1968), American Tang Soo Championship, and the North American Karate Championship.

Norris compiled a fight record of 65-5 with wins over champions Joe Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Ron Marchini, Victor Moore, Louis Delgado, and Steve Sanders. Of the five men to beat Norris, three were Allen Steen, Joe Lewis, and Norris's last career defeat to Louis Delgado in 1968.

Norris retired as undefeated Professional Full-Contact Middleweight Champion on January 17, 1970, he was 30 years old.

(Y)

Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:59 pm

GloveGuy wrote:The wink at the end is priceless.


:lol: I remember watching this in my younger days. That Yokozuna was one tough bitch.

Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:23 am

http://thatvideosite.com/view/1558.html here ya go , Chuck Norris peoples.

Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:01 am

Jowe wrote:You guys are probably way too young to even know abit of history on Chuck..

Chuck norris was in Return of the Dragon . and fought against bruce lee in it..

General info

Norris joined the Air Force after graduating from high school. During a stint in Korea, he began to study the Asian martial art of Tang Soo Do. A
fter returning home, he worked for Northrop Aviation and moonlighted as a karate instructor. Two years later he was teaching full-time and running a number of martial-arts schools.

In 1968 he became the Professional World Middleweight Karate Champion, holding the title undefeated until he retired in 1974. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwan Do, both Korean fighting arts, and knows all forms of the martial arts.

In 1969 he earned the Triple Crown for the highest number of tournament wins, and was named Fighter of the Year by "Black Belt" magazine. By the time he was 34, Norris had established 32 karate schools and had been a champion for six years.

In 1996 he became the first Westerner to be awarded an eighth-degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do.

His Martial Arts history...

Chuck Norris's fight career lasted from 1965-1970. Norris started off by losing his first three tournaments, but by 1966 he was almost unbeatable.

Among the numerous titles he won were The National Karate Championships (1966), All-Star Championships (1966), World Middleweight Karate Championship (1967), All-American Karate Championship (1967), Internationals (1968), World Professional Middleweight Karate Championship (defeating Louis Delgado on 24 November 1968), All-American Championship (1968), National Tournament of Champions (1968), American Tang Soo Championship, and the North American Karate Championship.

Norris compiled a fight record of 65-5 with wins over champions Joe Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Ron Marchini, Victor Moore, Louis Delgado, and Steve Sanders. Of the five men to beat Norris, three were Allen Steen, Joe Lewis, and Norris's last career defeat to Louis Delgado in 1968.

Norris retired as undefeated Professional Full-Contact Middleweight Champion on January 17, 1970, he was 30 years old.

(Y)

probably you were still probably floating around in your father's sack when most of these things happened so i don't know what's up with you being Mr Chuck Norris historian

besides anyone could type in Chuck Norris on a search engine and post it on a msg board :crazy:

Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:34 am

Air, isn't Jowe like 102?


I saw these a while ago, still funny.

Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:45 pm

Can you guys believe that Chuck Norris is 65? :shock: I thought he was a decade or so younger than that.

Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:51 am

Why does everyone like Chuck Norris so much all of a sudden? It's lame.

Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:12 am

Yeah, I don't get the sudden interest? It's all over collegehumor & I just don't get it.

Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:46 am

Jae wrote:Why does everyone like Chuck Norris so much all of a sudden? It's lame.


That's like trying to explain the headband craze in the NBA.

Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:01 am

Jowe wrote:You guys are probably way too young to even know abit of history on Chuck..
(Y)

i hate forum generalization. i grew up watching his shows and movies though. If theres going to be a Mr-T/B-A Barackas thread i will cry. :D

Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:07 am

ol' chuck was my fav action star growing up..he and jean claude van damme.


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Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:12 pm

Here's a clip of Chuck and Conan

Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:08 pm

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.


Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.


Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it.


In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?


Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.


Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.


When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.


If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.


These are great :lol:.

Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:07 pm

Jean Claude Van Damme is the pwn. That guy can kick ass, it's a shame his latest movies are blegh.

I remember how excited I was when I heard he was going to star in a movie with Rodman. :oops:

Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:01 am

cyborg, bloodsport, and kickboxer were his best work
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