I have been having this problem lately....

A dirty mind, you've got Yohance.



Congrats Dada, how am I behind you?!?!?!!?



Edit:In posts, not litirally.

Congrats lol, this isn't true is it?

^^ Of course it is!

BTW dadamafia- Congrats!

First thought was...damn..someone is gonna talk about their erectile problems on the board.

I think we're safe from that. Unless "andrew SCOTT" is still lurking.

I read this thread this morning, but I was in a rush so I just scanned & I was like, ehm, wtf? Talking about his shit and stuff? Fucktard.

Now I scanned it again & I see all congrats and stuff...and I'm like...people are congratulating him for taking a wet shit & fondling himself? Something is wrong here.

Then I read the whole post, good one dude.

You got me to write more than one sentance, that on it's own is proof enough that I dug this thread.

Congrats dude & a for creativity.

Great story
Congrats!!!

Congrats dada!
awesome story too

wow.. i was like wtf. lol
congrats

I think we're safe from that. Unless "andrew SCOTT" is still lurking.

I think he is. Or was. Wasn't his name "skinz" or something like that?

Who the hell raised you?

You had me going at the start, lol.

Congrats, and a nice celebration thread.

congrats dada-nice story

great funny milestone thread i actually started to believe it, congrats

hahaha

So the other day I was massaging my nipples in the library

when i read that part i was like wtf is this guy talkin about than when i got close to the bottom i was like ahh now i see. hahaha. nice milestone bro.

I am surprised everyone liked it.

:lol: this is the weirdest shit ever.

Congrats on the 1000, I didn't really notice you until the last 200 or so posts, but I do like you so keep posting.

I feel so unimportant.

LOL! While I was reading I thought you must be an idiot posting all these crazy stuff on net! Congratulations.. Nice story, very very funny..

Its all true… seriously

My advice would be to stop drinking furniture polish.

Congrats on 1000.

Ever since you turned me on to it I can’t stop.

Congrats dadamafia, you're one of the few new posters who actually don't have shit-for-brains.

I have one problem though.

I could probably ask Jae, Andrew, Riot, Jugs, Cable Guy or any of those other smart bastards for advice

If Jugs is considered smart, I'm fucking Einstein.

He’s like retarded smart… he’ll think of stuff normal people cannot fathom.

Congrats dadamafia, your posts in the NBA Talk are thought-provoking and appreciated You better lay off of the nipple massaging otherwise you'll get voodoo on your ass.

You should try it out, it helps me meditate whenever stress is having the better of me.

Now, that milestone post is maybe even more pervert than then "I-like-to-sniff sister-panties" guy, or whatever he is.

Congrats anyway .

Nope, nothing compares to that kind of freakiness.

Congrats lol, this isn't true is it?

Yup

:lol:

I read this thread this morning, but I was in a rush so I just scanned & I was like, ehm, wtf? Talking about his shit and stuff? Fucktard.

Now I scanned it again & I see all congrats and stuff...and I'm like...people are congratulating him for taking a wet shit & fondling himself? Something is wrong here.

Then I read the whole post, good one dude.

You got me to write more than one sentance, that on it's own is proof enough that I dug this thread.

Congrats dude & a for creativity.

Thanks a lot.


Wow, I am getting tired of typing, let me sum it all up...

Congrats

Thanks a whole bunch.

Wow love the stor lol. Best story since my Nets dynasty Nice job, and youve only been on the forum for abour 3 months thats quick!

Now THAT'S creativity. !

shit-he joined after me i know..........

Congrats on the thousand man, keep up the good posting.

PLEASE tell me the story is made up. At least the anal hemorrage part.

Congrats on the thousand man, keep up the good posting.

PLEASE tell me the story is made up. At least the anal hemorrage part.

It was all true but I got that issue resolved now. I met this haitian lady who gave me some herbs and told me to let it settle in my anal cavity overnight. Cleared it all up.

PLEASE tell me the story is made up. At least the anal hemorrage part.

After reading the "Guts" story, it's hard to tell whether dadamafia was making it all up

Haha, i had similar thoughts from reading this after the Guts story too.