NLSC Freestyle Semi Finals: XianeX vs Cyanide.

Hey you lil' fake thug wannabe me,
u came too late, nigga, this is history,
ur bad rhymes, bad style, make us wanna die,
go play in the sand, wheres ur court, where u really shy!

This Serbian thinks he's thug just cause he rolls on dubs?
Best back down before real thugs leave slugs in your mug

Now all we need is a Jew and a girl to post one and we've collected the full set.

Damn! I wish I had joined this forum earlier...i missed out on a lot of hilarious freestyles. Maybe another freestyling contest soon?

Hey you lil' fake thug wannabe me,
u came too late, nigga, this is history,
ur bad rhymes, bad style, make us wanna die,
go play in the sand, wheres ur court, where u really shy!

this fool's so lame i can't be bothered diss/
i threw a pissy hissy fit when i read he come with this/
for you readin my rhymes must be bliss..but i digress/
amma give you a test...follow my flow and finish the rest...

it was a joke u fake ass piece of green mess,
and u know it well, i got style, like GOD has bless,
it took a time u to write that rhyme, hours to think,
i aint that way, im done 'till you make a blink,
ur rhymes a bliss? dont laugh me hiss,
u'll be done till i finish this, u brain lacking pieace of siss',
hey spalding thug? go, give a hug, to ur lover, an odious pug.
now leme c u put more than just 4 verse',
' course u aint, array soldia', im ur general, it's time fo' nurse.

Shut up with rap,
It's all a load of crap!

it was a joke u fake ass piece of green mess,
and u know it well, i got style, like GOD has bless,
it took a time u to write that rhyme, hours to think,
i aint that way, im done 'till you make a blink,
ur rhymes a bliss? dont laugh me hiss,
u'll be done till i finish this, u brain lacking pieace of siss',
hey spalding thug? go, give a hug, to ur lover, an odious pug.
now leme c u put more than just 4 verse',
' course u aint, array soldia', im ur general, it's time fo' nurse.

Damn, I'd pay you some dollars if your rhymes made sense
But I only got a penny, and you're definately gettin less
For the best you better get a test
i'ma put you down like all of the rest
I'll melt you, let Thug shit on you and turn you into a "green mess"
Why expect any less
Now you've asked me to get at it, so i'll give it a go
Just like when you're mom got at me, she's cheap too, less than a penny ho
Hopin that i'm as hard down low as I am with the flow
Leavin the po po goin nuts while they lookin for dough
And since you wanna come and see me kid
I'm gonna make it so this is the last time you're speakin, see kid
When are you gonna man up? You're looking more weak kid
I'd rhyme for a week kid, drop it on the weekend
People will publish it as a CD, it's already on the net leakin
So I suggest you sit down, I'm loading you down like I'm leechin
I'll give you a squeeze, clown, and we'll see how much blood you'll be seepin
Now hit google on your 16k, look up a rhyme and prepare it to say, because what you got now is really reakin.

it was a joke u fake ass piece of green mess,
and u know it well, i got style, like GOD has bless,
it took a time u to write that rhyme, hours to think,
i aint that way, im done 'till you make a blink,
ur rhymes a bliss? dont laugh me hiss,
u'll be done till i finish this, u brain lacking pieace of siss',
hey spalding thug? go, give a hug, to ur lover, an odious pug.
now leme c u put more than just 4 verse',
' course u aint, array soldia', im ur general, it's time fo' nurse.

son..im untouchable like elliot ness.. you weak/
you shouldnt even be allowed to speak/
your writing is more confusing than greek..geek/
im a monster and i step on your face/
youz a fuckin disgrace and im smackin you to remove your taste/
fuckin waste..damned disgrace for you to be in this space/
i make haste and quickly dispose of you...long over a due/
you're over..you're through ..long before your post count reached 1092//

your writing is more confusing than greek..geek

Hey!

son..im untouchable like elliot ness.. you weak/
you shouldnt even be allowed to speak/
your writing is more confusing than greek..geek/
im a monster and i step on your face/
youz a fuckin disgrace and im smackin you to remove your taste/
fuckin waste..damned disgrace for you to be in this space/
i make haste and quickly dispose of you...long over a due/
you're over..you're through ..long before your post count reached 1092//

nono baby, what did ure mommy always teach ya,
dont steal, dont lie, dont swear, or else shes gonna beat ya,
1, u stole a rhyme 'bout elliot ness, shame u laggard,
its wrote by 2pac Shakur, u sonova lame haggard.
my words are confusing only for skunks,
just like u and rest of bailey's punks.
2, u lie, u aint a monster, aint a man, aint a thug,
go hide into a micehole, rend feltid rug.
3, u swear, and thats bad, momys sad, ur a naughty lad,
she hoped ull be a someone, and u became none, now shes mad,
but never mind, drink u godnight milk and go too punny bed.
c, ure talking, yet ure saying nothing, writing empty lines,
i can hear u hacking, u'll be gone, in the zone, where i planted mines.

lpasso is indeed corney and he's startin bore me/
now join the crowd, recognise and adore bailey/
fag talkin bout milk and mammas?..yours is a straight gang bang/
bitch be sellin her shit where the block niggas hang/
you aint know me..but it aint a thang/
you tryna rhyme is straight rape of slang..whats to gain?/
i come at you each time with the slaughter and you slain/
i maintain the illest rhymes straight to yuh pc main frame/
n' you more gay than cowboys from brokeback mountain//

n' you more gay than cowboys from brokeback mountain//

LOL ... THAT IS THE BEST RAP QUOTE OF THE YEAR (AND WE'RE ONLY 21 DAYS IN)

Just because LPasso started rockin cowboy boots and wearin makeup last week don't mean he's gay.

Just because LPasso started rockin cowboy boots and wearin makeup last week don't mean he's gay.

Yes it does.
Now, let's get down to business.

lpasso is indeed corney and he's startin bore me/
now join the crowd, recognise and adore bailey/
fag talkin bout milk and mammas?..yours is a straight gang bang/
bitch be sellin her shit where the block niggas hang/
you aint know me..but it aint a thang/
you tryna rhyme is straight rape of slang..whats to gain?/
i come at you each time with the slaughter and you slain/
i maintain the illest rhymes straight to yuh pc main frame/
n' you more gay than cowboys from brokeback mountain//

alright Y, i aint wanted to start with mamma',
but since u did it first, i'll bring u real drama,
u bad ass motherfucker, u aint have mommy,
just fat ass bitch at her best being naughty,
in the hood, being good,..
with ni**az of crack taking as food,
u hangin' with 'er pimpz, act chillin',
they're using ur ass, u aint feelin',
u'll end up like the rest of the crew,
rejected on streetz, puterfy u foo',
it makes me shit of ur illest rhyme,
u belong to past, not lpasso's time,
just cant imagine how dumb i was,
to talk 'bout two worthles dopers in bronx.

Does the word "was" in any way rhyme with "Bronx"? Or am I just pronouncing some of the words in the english language incorrectly?

No, it doesn't rhyme.

n' you more gay than cowboys from brokeback mountain//

LOL ... THAT IS THE BEST RAP QUOTE OF THE YEAR (AND WE'RE ONLY 21 DAYS IN)

Yea...how bout we get a couple judges here and say who won? Cause i think i killed him with that one. We need a another rhymer in here. Otherwise i could continue with lpasso here

Rhyming is for poetry... which means you guys are all poets

as a judge, I'll help in this one....

Yohance takes this battle in a landslide....good rhymes, good lines, good wit....

it would have been interesting to see you go up against XianeX, although I think XiX might have just got up against you....woulda been good though....

We need a another rhymer in here.

Where is Cyanide when you need him?!

I think Yohance won, atleast I didn't get a headache reading his.

2 votes gives Yohance the win....you may now bow down lpasso....Yohance may take pity on your soul, otherwise he is free to rip off your head and shit down your neck

. . I would go with another tourney.

Congrats Y .

I mainly do diss raps and knock backs/
i warm up n' rip off the slacks and lay down the facts/
i show the wack in mc's.. show them the birds n' the bees/
i blow um down like trees..crush like fleas n' watch um blow in the breeze/
i show um up n' take the lid off the top and take a wiff of mah pop....off/
i look and scoff and skim off the broth and burn um up like moths/
i book bitches without riches..watch um suck and leave with itches/
i know im dope..yet i have no hope..so i keep perspective in scope/
i know you know what im about..read between the lines..my talent shines//

Last edited by BIG GREEN on Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:30 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Yohance is the shit