Australian Open 2006 Tennis

Sharapova is kinda goofy looking so I can see what Jae is saying.

But she aint ugly either.

I think she has benefited from Kournikova being the Russian hottie before her

You honestly think that's attractive? She looks like a tanned guy. The face is rodent-like, she has no tits.

I've seen her up close. In civilian attire. Trust me.

After watching her tonight I will say that shes okayish. Could be better but shes way hotter than some of the other boys playing women's tennis.

My only beef with women tennis players are there mosquito bites (non-existent tits)

Serena Williams seems to be one of the rare players that have "weight problems" (i dont think it's a weight problem, the thin sticks are the weight problems) and actually looks kinda normal (but more like a stereotypical "big black booty bitch")

The point is, tennis players should be determined by skills, not looks, hence Davenport should be the main talk but no, it's some 17 year old stick.

You honestly think that's attractive? She looks like a tanned guy. The face is rodent-like, she has no tits.

I've seen her up close. In civilian attire. Trust me.

You're not making a good argument lol. I'd have no complaints with her, and I know Sits used to girls with no tities.. but imagine her in bed. She'd be a beast but the noise haha

I highly doubt that. Up close she is really good-looking. But then again, opiniona are like assholes, everybody's got 'em. and they all stink even a little bit.

If the Williams sisters focused on tennis then maybe I would pay attention to the women's side more. They should be in their prime about now but right now all I see are two inconsistent underachievers (even though they have achieved alot). For now the only players I really watch are Nadal, Roddick(somewhat) and Federer.

Yeah she does have a pretty face, but imagine the screaming in bed . If she's like that playing with a tennis racket, imagine what she'd be like with a real man

Yeah she does have a pretty face, but imagine the screaming in bed . If she's like that playing with a tennis racket, imagine what she'd be like with a real man

:Grabs crotch:

Yeah she does have a pretty face, but imagine the screaming in bed . If she's like that playing with a tennis racket, imagine what she'd be like with a real man

:Grabs crotch:

What would your lady think of you getting off to the thought of Sharapova in bed?

His lady is with me

What would your lady think of you getting off to the thought of Sharapova in bed?

Most people grab their crotches anticipating pain in teh area, not by getting excited! And the lady agrees with me on the matter of Maria's looks.

His lady is with me

Your hormones are acting up again, eh, Jugie?

How can one not be attracted to a young Larry Bird look-a-like eh?

How can one not be attracted to a young Larry Bird look-a-like eh?

Let's hope you evolve better than Larry, aesthetically-wise. If not, you're in trouble.

Larry Bird isn't a pindick.

James Blake is on tonight boys. Good stuff Gonna watch him pwn some european dude... from Italy right?

He's playing Tommy Robredo, from Spain

Ahhh Spanish guy! My bad!

If you go to foxsports.com.au and then click on AUS OPEN and then click on live scores, you can get live scores (that's if the game is not live for you, cos it's halfway through the first set already)

The point is, tennis players should be determined by skills, not looks, hence Davenport should be the main talk but no, it's some 17 year old stick.

Davenport hasn't won any of the 4 Grand Slam events in the last 2 years. If we're talking about marketing- see Davenport's looks. She has the face of a 70yr old man

If the Williams sisters focused on tennis then maybe I would pay attention to the women's side more. They should be in their prime about now but right now all I see are two inconsistent underachievers (even though they have achieved alot).

This is a little confusing- undercheivers though they've won many titles. Exactly what you expecting?

I suppose, yet she's managed to be number 1 in the world.

Hingis is now at $4.70 to win it while Davenport is at $3.75. For some reason I think of Hingis being an oldy, she's only like 24 or something but it's been ages since she's won her first Aus Open

That's a credit to her but at the same time it shows the WTA ranking system can be flawed. How can a person be ranked #1 if she hasn't won any of the major events for 2yrs???

Year | Aus Open | French | Wimbledon | US
2004 QF 4TH SF SF
2005 RUP QF RUP QF

That's not bad...

Kim Clijsters

2004 RUP - - -
2005 - 4TH 4TH WON

Mauresmo

2004 QF QF SF QF
2005 QF 3RD SF QF

my conclusion is, she's been consistent and has won a lot of minor titles.