the *what are you doing for new years eve* thread

Damnit man , I was on the fucking toilet taking a shit for New Years ceebration . I'm so fucking pissed . Happy New Years you fuckers.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We get ripped off here in the central time zone. They should have a ball in Chicago, too. We really have no new year's countdown on TV.

i stepped on my cousin

Animatrix.

I'm a pretty lonely guy.

Didn't you call Dubya?

I'm going to cry and masturbate while the ball is comming down

I was on the fucking toilet taking a shit for New Years ceebration

You could have done both at the same time.

owww my liver

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH MANNNN I just came home from a GREAT new year's bash. 9:39AM down here.

There were like 6000 people there, and the electronic music just made you dance automatically, I was dancing like for 4 hours straight. (A pity she was not that beautiful, but one hell of a dancer).

Happy New Year EVERYONE!!

It was semi-great. We didn't masturbate though, but we did take a group picture. We are shirtless on it, so if enough interest is shown, I'll post it here. C'mon, I know you want it.

We don't want a pic of shirtless fags.

We don't want a pic of shirtless fags.

There were girls and enough of them.

But it was a male-only photo shoot.

I wanna see topless girls.

Does VanK count as a topless girl?

As long as there are nipples I am happy.

shirtless

There were girls

But it was a male-only photo shoot.

I wasnt paying attention and missed that part. I take back all that I said before.

What, am I not enough stud for your taste?

Rumour has it that you live on Brokeback mountain.

Rumour has it that you live on Brokeback mountain.

. Heath Ledger played me.

(But seriously, I'm going to watch that film. They say that it's great (apart of the whole gay thing going on).)

I might go watch it tonight. Its not showing anywhere close to where I live when at college but since I have one more day in Miami I might try to squeeze it in my schedule.

It was semi-great. We didn't masturbate though, but we did take a group picture. We are shirtless on it, so if enough interest is shown, I'll post it here. C'mon, I know you want it.

That's what happened to us. There was a change of plans, and no, I didn't watch the Animatrix (sorry shadowgrin) and we ended up going to a formal party, suit and tie for the guys and dresses for the ladies, with 30 people. It was very diligent at first until we hit the alcohol, then the whole thing went crazy and we all got pissed drunk. Somehow these savages ended up taking my shirt off, and turns out the other guys had their shirts off too and all these girls took a shitload of pictures. I don't remember too much but I just found out this morning that somebody took a picture of me making out with this girl that I didn't know who's name was. All in all, it was fun but I'm still hungover and tired as fuck.

picture of me making out with this girl

Was she do-able or does she look like an ogre? And the reason the pic was taken because you just kissed an ogre?