Wankster's Nets Dynasty WORST TRAGITI IN NBA HISTORY!!!!!!!!

[Blasphemy]

Starting Lineup

C- Nenad Krstic 64
PF- Clifford Robinson 73
SF- Richard Jefferson 87
SG- Vince Carter 89
PG- Jason Kidd 88




Bench

PG- Jeff McInnis 67
SG- Antoine Wright 66
SG- Zoran Planinic 63
SF- Lamond Murray 70
SF- Scott Padget 67
C- Jason Collins 62
C- Marc Jackson 64




Injured List

G- Jacque Vaughn 57
SF- Linton Johnson III 58

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Heres A word From The Superstars

Jason Kidd- Well here we go again. Another year another season in the NBA. I have a feeling that this year will be a great one. We do have a fiece competition in our division with the sixers and the celtics but I think we can over come them. With the adition of V-Carter we now have a great chance to make it to the playoffs and maybe even the championship. My assits will find everyone and Vince's dunking will get get the crowd into the game. Along with Jefferson we can score many points in a game and try to get a record even better than the 96 Bulls. Lastly, My prediction for this season will be 23-6 and we will make it into the Smei-Finals.

Vince Carter- What up New Jersey! This season will be the greatest! We will defeat every team in our way and hopefully not lose many games. I have a feeling that this year we might even go undefeated with a record of 29-0. We are very Lucky to have 3 superstars on the team with many different techniques in the game of Basketball. There was also a rumer that the Nets will trade for Chris Paul and the number one pick Andrew Bogut. Lasty, I have now got so much better at my 3 point shooting and might even make it into the 3 Point Showdown.

[zakIrah]

looks good keep it up

[kibaxx7]

Nice start man... looking forward to the opening night!

[Blasphemy]

looks good keep it up

Thank you!

Nice start man... looking forward to the opening night!

Thanks Thierry. And good luck to yours also

[Blasphemy]

The Staff

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Trainer


Scout

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This Just In!

Sean Marks Died!

New Reporter-We have just been informed that one of the greatest tratagies in the NBA has just happend.
The center Sean Marks on the San Antonio Spurs had been raped and shot to death 35 minutes ago.
Also 6 people got wounde and 2 died when they tried to escape.
This traget event was a heart breaker and witnessed by over 50,000 people and was seen on tv by over 500,000.
The man who assualted him was Frank Billars.
The San Antonio Spurs were playing the Grizzlies on a preseason game. The Spurs were up big by 47 and then Frank went nuts.
He went out of the 1st row of stands and pulled out his gun.
Once everyone in the stadium got quiet he said that he was gay and wanted to have "intercourses" with the hottest guy on the court.
Sean Marks was standing like what is going on, and then Frank said "You Sean Marks get over hear and take of all of your cloths"
He did what he was asked and was bare naked on the court.
Frank told him to get on his nees and start licking his penis, Sean didnt want to but then Frank pulled out his knife and cut his face.
While all of this was happening he saw that a few people were running for the exit, so he fired 9 shots and and 8 of them hit.
Once again Frank told him to let me suck his dick and he did.
After about 3 hours of painfull rape he went up to Tim Duncan and cut his shoulder.(nothing serius just a little cut)
He then kept on torturing Sean and told him to do painfully sexual moves like a "69" and a "doggy style"
Nobody in the stadium moved and just sat there watching a gruesum rap/murder.
Marks was covered in ejaculation and threw up several times.
Frank then make a deep cut in his back and told him to get back to work.
So minutes of all of this were flying by and no one would stop him.
When he was finished he said there is no need for you to live anymore and then he shot him in the center of the head.
Then Billars just sat laughing and laughing until the police came and took him in to custidy.
He was questioned and answered all his questions truthfully nto even one lie, laughed almost after every question.
He then said that now I should die and just stopped breathing and has died.
Thats all for the 10 o'lock new stay tuned early towmarrow morning for more news and the tribute for him, also a word from the loving NBA fans.

[nbalive744]

WOW

[ShAuN]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[Jugs]

Wankster, you are officially the gayest man in the forums.

[Blasphemy]

WOW

Lol i no.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Lol i no no!

Wankster, you are officially the gayest man in the forums.

Im just saying what happend!!!!!!God wtf

[Jing]

... this tops my cloning jason collier like 100 times...
u are gonna be hated by like every aussie and kiwi ever lol

someone should contact marks

[Anthony15]

lol...i need free space on my charlotte roster, maybe i should kill carroll, burleson and voskuhl?

[kibaxx7]

lol...i need free space on my charlotte roster, maybe i should kill carroll, burleson and voskuhl?

Remember my Pistons dynasty... Campbell... but at least he died of a heat stroke, and not licking Frank Billars' dick

[Gator]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LFMAOOO!!

[Cable]

Wtf?

EDIT: It's 'tragedy', retard j/k

[Blasphemy]

... this tops my cloning jason collier like 100 times...
u are gonna be hated by like every aussie and kiwi ever lol

someone should contact marks

LMFAO what you think hes gonna do?

lol...i need free space on my charlotte roster, maybe i should kill carroll, burleson and voskuhl?

Lol!!!

Remember my Pistons dynasty... Campbell... but at least he died of a heat stroke, and not licking Frank Billars' dick

LMFAO licking his dick lol also thanks for posting lol

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LFMAOOO!!

Same here man

[Jing]

buy you a present

[Blasphemy]

buy you a present

Thank you very much lol

[streetballaz1]

wtf,that's retarded

[Blasphemy]

After I read that thing liek 5 times I was on the ground crying cause it was thatr funny@@@@

[ShAuN]

OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! That guy is a SICK FUCK!.....He was covered in ejaculation then he threw up.....LMFAO!

EDIT

Those security guards SUCK ASS, I think they liked it....LoL

[Unrestrict3D]

So funny! NOT. How immature and pathetic of you.

[Blasphemy]

OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! That guy is a SICK FUCK!.....He was covered in ejaculation then he threw up.....LMFAO!

EDIT

Those security guards SUCK ASS, I think they liked it....LoL

Lol that was the funniest part of the whole thing lol. And the security guards were probly wacking off or soemthing LMFAO

So funny! NOT. How immature and pathetic of you.

Nice sense of humer you got there

[Unrestrict3D]

OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! That guy is a SICK FUCK!.....He was covered in ejaculation then he threw up.....LMFAO!

EDIT

Those security guards SUCK ASS, I think they liked it....LoL

Lol that was the funniest part of the whole thing lol. And the security guards were probly wacking off or soemthing LMFAO

So funny! NOT. How immature and pathetic of you.

Nice sense of humer you got there

You can't even spell humor, you expect me to be bouncing off the walls at your childish and failled attempt to be funny? Don't think so. You do know that there are young ones who browse these forums and really shouldn't have to read posts like yours. Maybe next time you'll do a little thinking before you decide to make a gay porn out of the NBA.