whos your friend

lol pga, perfect

What do people and jelly beans have in common?
Nobody likes the black ones.

Also lmao @ "i respect nigger"

Yeah I think he has no idea that nigger is a race term specially when it comes from a white euro kid with poor english.


How do you know when a Chinese guy robbed your house?
Your homeworks done, your computers fixed, and the fuckers still tryin to get out of your driveway when you get home.

How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.

What happens when a Jew with a boner walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

What does the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make niggers run faster.

how did chinese learn to speak?
They dropped a spoon and heard, ching, kong, ting, king.

Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw his gas bill.

Ok I think I'll stop rite now, Im going a tad too far with the racist jokes.

Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw his gas bill.

And also lol at the Jew's boner

No!!!! Keep them coming Stevesanity!

lol seriously, nobody is taking these seriously anyways so they are cool

Why is there cotton packed in the top of prescription drug bottles?
To remind black people that before they were selling drugs they were picking cotton.

I heard a slight variation of that one:

Why don't black people take Aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton in the bottles.

A bunch of blacks is trying to rape a blonde. How do you save her? You throw them a basketball.

Why do sharks don't attack blacks? Because they think thats a whale's crap.

[sick]A black family goes to the nudist beach. Daughter asks her father if she can play with his penis. Father says: "Allright, just don't go too far."[/sick]

How do the Chinese give their children names? They throw them on stairs and they listen the echo: Bing bang bong.

I think people will get offended sooner or later and abusing racist jokes is against forum policies. Enough is enough and race jokes get old just like Momma jokes after awhile, so if anybody else wants to carry on by all means feel free to do it but I think this is the end of the line.
But heres one last goodbye racist joke post.

Why is basketball a black man's favorite sport?
So he can steal, shoot, and run.

What is the main difference between a working black person and bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?

How is a nigger like a broken gun?
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

Why was Jesus Christ white?
Because he had to be a virgin.

Why are Australians gay?
Because there dads were fucking each other in british prisons.

What do you get if you cross Michael Jackson and Arnold Swarzenegger?
Michael Wazanigger.

Why did Michael Jackson become white?
So he can fuck children and get away with it.

Why do british people stink?
Because of all the Indian shops.

Why is the Pope white?
Because a nigger would rape the nuns.

Nobody cares about offending people, we aren't even close to being politcally correct here.

LMFAO, there even is a site for racist jokes, http://www.racist-jokes.com

Of course there is, there is a site for everything these days.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA sorry but that cracked me up

Change it to "The Racist Joke Thread"...

Change it to "The Racist Joke Thread"...

Don't get me started about Chileans .

Change it to "The Racist Joke Thread"...

Don't get me started about Chileans .

I'm dying to hear those ones!

Jesus era Chileno!

How do the Chinese give their children names? They throw them on stairs and they listen the echo: Bing bang bong.

Another variation I heard was:

How do the Chinese give their children names?
They throw a pan down the stairs and listen to the banging noises on the way down.

Change it to "The Racist Joke Thread"...

Don't get me started about Chileans .

I'm dying to hear those ones!

You know what do Chileans look for when they watch The Little Mermaid? Penises.

Change it to "The Racist Joke Thread"...

Don't get me started about Chileans .

I'm dying to hear those ones!

You know what do Chileans look for when they watch The Little Mermaid? Penises.

Ouch...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen?

One hundred. Four on the seats and ninety-six in the ashtray.

lol seriously, nobody is taking these seriously anyways so they are cool

That's because 90% of this forum is white, and there's nothing funnier than making racist jokes.

A bunch of blacks is trying to rape a blonde. How do you save her? You throw them a basketball.

Why do sharks don't attack blacks? Because they think thats a whale's crap.

[sick]A black family goes to the nudist beach. Daughter asks her father if she can play with his penis. Father says: "Allright, just don't go too far."[/sick]

Those have to be the 3 stupidest racist jokes I have ever heard...and I'm black.

Nobody cares about offending people, we aren't even close to being politcally correct here.

Apparently.

I think people will get offended sooner or later and abusing racist jokes is against forum policies.

Since when is racism against the forum policies? Some racist white guy on the forums calls a black guy a nigger, and the mods laugh.

Thanks for the link CK, now I can look up my own nigger jokes and when someone makes a joke about a black person, I can say I've already heard it.

Ruff are you a nigger?

No he's not.

I'm black.

yes he is . He's african american . I don't approve of rascist jokes , but if they are funny I can't help but laugh.