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Smush Parker?!?

Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:28 pm

Wtf were his parents smoking when they decided to call their son smush...

it is quite possibly the WORST name ive ever heard...

Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:33 pm

LoL I'd have to agree with you there.. is it possible its just a name he goes by and its not his real name? I sure hope so lol..

Re: Smush Parker?!?

Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:35 pm

Laxation wrote:Wtf were his parents smoking when they decided to call their son smush...

it is quite possibly the WORST name ive ever heard...


This is quite possibly the MOST WORTHLESS thread evah.

Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:50 pm

Tch, how stupid can folks get?

Full name is William Henry Parker
Nickname is “Smush” - a pet name given to his father, William Parker Jr. by Smush’s mother, Lisa, and was passed on to Smush

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/smush_parker/bio.html

Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:54 pm

Hobbies include bowling, billiards and ping-pong


Must of been one of those home-schooled kids :lol:

Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:00 pm

Best advice he ever received was when his father told him “you can achieve anything if you put your mind to it”

His dad just stole that from Eminem's Lose Yourself song.

Re: Smush Parker?!?

Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:44 am

Morgan Freeman wrote:
Laxation wrote:Wtf were his parents smoking when they decided to call their son smush...

it is quite possibly the WORST name ive ever heard...


This is quite possibly the MOST WORTHLESS thread evah.


boo yah! (Y)

Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:06 am

Jackal wrote:Tch, how stupid can folks get?

Full name is William Henry Parker
Nickname is “Smush” - a pet name given to his father, William Parker Jr. by Smush’s mother, Lisa, and was passed on to Smush

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/smush_parker/bio.html


speaking of non real first names used in the nba, isnt ray allen's real first name something different? i read somewhere the ray was just a nickname they gave him because of his great 3pt shooting. correct me if im wrong.

Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:10 am

i'd rather have smush as my first name then ndubi

Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:23 am

i read somewhere the ray was just a nickname they gave him because of his great 3pt shooting. correct me if im wrong.


I don't see how "Ray" relates to three point shooting. A ray of light, maybe, but still.

Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:01 am

cyanide wrote:
i read somewhere the ray was just a nickname they gave him because of his great 3pt shooting. correct me if im wrong.


I don't see how "Ray" relates to three point shooting. A ray of light, maybe, but still.




His name is Walter Raymond Allen.

Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:45 am

I think he grew up being called Ray instead if Walter, I mean Walter is prety much a white name for a black guy, no offence.

Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:53 am

hipn wrote:I think he grew up being called Ray instead if Walter, I mean Walter is prety much a white name for a black guy, no offence.


Well then, it would fit him perfectly. :lol:

Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:48 pm

You mean Allen isn't white? :|

Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:41 pm

Smush isnt that bad compared to names like Tracy, Stacey, Sam, Nicky which can be used for both sexes. I find Nicky quite a feminine name and the same with Stacey/Stacy.

Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:11 pm

Strangely, in the year Parker entered the draft nbadraft.net had him projected go to to the Lakers in the 1st round, like in the first mock they did for that year.

Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:42 pm

Is it Smoosh or Smush...as in mushroom?

Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:17 pm

Is it Smoosh or Smush...as in mushroom?


It's Smush, but pronounced "smoosh" I think.

Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:52 am

there are worse nicknames/real names out there

i.e. imagine growing up with the name Gaylord. kids can be relentless

Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:03 am

i.e. imagine growing up with the name Gaylord. kids can be relentless


:lol: That reminds me of Meet the Parents.

Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:21 pm

isnt there like a hall of fame baseball pitcher by the name of gaylord perry :lol: ?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:32 pm

HAHA Gaylord Perry....

BTW I wouldnt want a nickname thats SMush unless its like a family thang.

Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:49 pm

i.e. imagine growing up with the name Gaylord. kids can be relentless


+ tha last name Focker. :lol: :lol:

Gaylord Fuckahh...!!

Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:53 am

i think he used smush exclusively when he played streetball... never was he referred to a "william" even on the credits... i sounds like a fusion of smooth and woosh doesn't it? I dunno, but it's catchy...

Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:32 pm

That's nothing man.. I went to school with a chink bitch named Penny Ho. I'm not even kidding you lol. She was my tutor for Chemistry in grade 11.
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