Breaking the Law

Tell your stories of the times you broke the law, either got away or got caught...

I would say I have broken the law many of times but never anything serious. I was only caught in the act once though. It was this year sometime in February, we had a basketball game that night. I had been doing really well in previous games and even better in practices but yet I only saw limited minutes that game. I was pissed. My cousins were at the game and I was going to ride home with them with my other cousin who also plays ball. They had a shit load of eggs. 1 regular dozen and then those big ass boxes that has a shitload in them. We get to the first house and crazy me I lean out the window so I can hit what I am throwing at, the house. Well little did I know there was a po-po hiding in this gravel driveway that no-one lived in. He pulled us over and I was taken to jail haha. I wasnt handcuffed but just put in the back of the cop car. First he took me back to the womans house I egged which was an old lady. My cousin that was driving had threw one at her car and hit and I didnt know it. The cop didnt see the one I threw at the house so I got in trouble for the one my cousin hit. I had to give the lady money for a car wash, plus try to clean it off with soapy water and a rag and it was fucking freezing outside. I was then taken to the jail and he had to fill out the paperwork and called my mom to come get me. She was crying because I had never gotten into trouble like this before. I went to the juvenile case woman and we had a meeting. I was 16 at the time, now 17. I ended up with 20 hours community service, a 3 page essay, and I have to take a class in November all for one fucking egg

Hmm, is being fined for not buying a train/tram ticket considered breaking the law? If so, too many times.

I've been fined €50,- twice for "jay-peeing". Once I was a tad too "happy" (I use the term loosely) and was caught peeing on Central Station of Rotterdam at 4 a.m. in the morning. The second time I was just dared for a €100,- to pee next to a policeman, I went, pee'ed, was fined €50,- & made €50,-.

The only "serious" trouble I got into was when I had to spend a night at the police holding cell because my mom refused to come get me & my sisters didn't come because they didn't want to piss my mom off. I got in an alteration with a police officer who pushed some 12 year old Marokkan kid in front of our school because he was fooling around with a friend. He smacked his friend on top of the head, and the cops were driving by, well they turned their car & one of the cops pushed the kid so hard, the kid fell backwards & hit his head against a trash can (at the tram stop). Me & a guy from my class stood between the cop & the kid & we were like, hey, you can't do that. So he's like..."yeah, yeah, it wasn't my intention to push him that hard" then proceeded to shove us aside. I got irritated by this & shoved him back. Well they said that was abusing an officer & was taken along.

Was kept overnight because my mom felt I shouldn't be interfering with other peoples' problems. I was let off the next day though, my brother in laws came to get me.

I'm still on the lookout for a bunch of Turks/Marokkans in a paticuliar street though, I just recently heard this but here goes: My sister was in the mood for some Shoarma so she went to a restaurant a few blocks further. Whilst she was walking, in one of the streets, there was a group of those Turks/Marokkans hanging out. It was around 11.30 a.m. orso and my sis is quite fit to take care of herself. (Some kickboxing and gym everyday.) So on her way to the restaurant, the guys kept on "psst'ing" her. She ignored them, went into the restaurant and got herself her food. After she came out and was walking back, the guys came out of the road and stopped her. They proceeded to grab her hand and asked why she didn't pay them any attention when they called her. She told them to let go & hit the guy's hand off hers. Two of them proceeded to punch her in her stomach. She fell to the ground & they walked away laughing & joking. Walked, not ran, they walked away.

Ever since I pass that street, I always keep an eye out. The day I see any Turks/Marokkans there, I'm going to step out and call some Antillian folks. I don't give a fuck which two hit her, they'll all get smacked up.

That's it I think?

I'll just list them like Dramacydal so it's easier to read ...

...cosumed weed
...smoke cigarettes
...drank alcohol under age
...egged a car back then
...a few fights
...driving underage
...gambling ( buying lottery tickets, etc )
...was almost arrested for assault but charges were dropped.

All I can think of so far.

Last edited by BOSS on Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:35 am, edited 1 time in total.

i broke the law everytime i...

...bought weed
...consumed weed
...smoked cigarettes when i wasnt old enough
...drank when i wasnt old enough
...fucked up this one dudes house with a couple of friends
...dusturbed domestic peace and security (i think thats what its called)
...beat the shit out of someone

i think thats it. as you can see no big things, just the regular shit everyone does. and i never got caught, im too fast, lol.

lets see................

i stole food from the cafeteria around 5-10 times. never got caught until the last day i stole. got suspended and grounded for a month. at least i didnt get involved with the police.

Well this can be a pretty big list well let me start...
-Buying weed
-Selling weed
-Stealing a car
-"BIG" Fight (which lead to 4 stabbings, and 1 guy in a comma)
-Shoplifting
-Stealing a Pillow
-Throwing pennies at cars
-Throwing bags of rice in store and later trying to steal it.

Those are just my recent law breaking activities. I did a lot more but that's all i can think of now at this moment. Forgot to mention stealing Kit-Kat today

''Stop Breaking The Law Ass Hole'' in the words of Jim Carrey

Well this can be a pretty big list well let me start...
-Buying weed
-Selling weed
-Stealing a car
-"BIG" Fight (which lead to 4 stabbings, and 1 guy in a comma)
-Shoplifting
-Stealing a Pillow
-Throwing pennies at cars
-Throwing bags of rice in store and later trying to steal it.

Those are just my recent law breaking activities. I did a lot more but that's all i can think of now at this moment. Forgot to mention stealing Kit-Kat today

Hi, my first name is Li. My last name is Ar.

Pleasure.

I got away with stealing a couple chocolate covered almonds in the bulk section

Edit: Wisdomkid, why did you steal a pillow?

Last edited by cyanide on Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:52 am, edited 1 time in total.

omfg widsom kid is da badazzzzzzzzzz 1111 pwns!

I swear to god all of that is true.

Yeah, that convinced me. Really.

Well i dont need to prove anything to you or anyone else. If you dont believe me, I dont care. I am just stating the truth.

I believe you... sooo, why did you steal a pillow?

Guys, I completely believe wisdom. I mean, my typical day usually consists of pimpin' some hoes, cookin' up some crack, participating in some drive-by's, and jackin some bitches straight up. Werd homie, give me mah props.

That's blasphemy! Blasphemy I say!

Well. me and six or five of my friends went to eat during lunch. After we ate one of my friends wanted to go and lie down in a mattress shop (Sleep Country Canada) as we were lying down we started throwing the pillows at each other, and the sales rep came and told us to leave. I was the first person to get out so i just took the pillow and got out. My other friend took a pillow for himself as well.

Wisdom kid, how did you become so cool? Can I plz idol you?

- bought pot
- smoked pot
- bought shrooms
- ingested shrooms
- underage drinking
- egged cars, houses, people, hookers
- stole a packet of M&M's when i was younger
- stole a light fuse when i was younger ( thought it was a piece of gold, stupid i know)
- went driving the day before i got my license (almost got in an accident too)


other than that, i'm a pretty good kid.

hm.. just shoplifted a lot.. broke couple windows... ususally good chinese kid. lol.

Wisdom kid, how did you become so cool? Can I plz idol you?

Yes you can idolize me all you want, i am just born cool. And its wisdom_kid not Wisdom kid.

Did you steal the "_", too?

Yea i stole that from the compaq keyboard i have.

A life of crime won't get you anywhere, young man.

One of these days I'll arrest you, spit on you and then kick you.

Breaking the law is soo gangster.