Jugs' thread about his life sstory (1500 posts mofo yo jo)

g'day g'day, hi i'm Jugs and this is my 1500 post

As being part of the 1500 posts club, I shall now give a speech.

I, Jugs, shall devote thy life towards thy kingdom thee namedeth NBA-Live.com. Thou shall not lie or disrespect thy moderators as thou have bigger balls than thee. Now I shall give shoutouts to thy who deserve thy shotout. Mother Fucker.

Um, well, first off, fuck your bitch, And the click you claim West side when we ride, Come equipped with game, You claim to be a playa But, I fucked your wife. We bust on Bad Boys, niggas fuck for Life. Plus Puffy tryin' to see me weak Hearts I rip, Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia, Some mark ass bitches

That song had to be there....

Okay, well yeah shoutouts... i'd like to be like those guys who don't know many peoples and give shoutouts to everyone but i'm an individual (not gay) but individual... so shoutouts thy beginnedeth

But First.. the Sucks Balls list will be announced... if i bold there names then they'll think they got first shoutouts... so i wont bold there name... fucking bolders

SUCKS BALLS LIST: nbalive744 - sucks too many to be excluded
Streetballaz1 - um keep trying on those jersey switches
Kobe101 - fuck you for making more posts than me
Sac-1 and Sensation - you too are both the same person admit it

Okay that's done well now the shoutouts

Fitzy - Probably my first and most bestest friend on the NLSC... he added me on msn and now we are like fuck buddies... j/k... well you're cool and you keep on making those Portraits

Jae - Jae - for being one of the worst moderators ever, get a life and a girlfriend.. j/k.. to be honest, you're a really great guy and you're fun to discuss nlsc events (and morons/retards) with... dont hurt yaself moderating these forums

Andrew - if you weren't Admin, i would've shouted you out last... but because you are... you're third.. so well done for maintaining this site with it's many.. personalities I dont wanna use the word retard or morons in your shoutout.. so here they go.. here's a whisper out

zmac - i shout you out for living in Victoria... better be coming down to Geelong

The X - you get shouted upon because of thy awesome dynastyeth... keep up the awesome dynasty work.. and dont drink too many beers

Colin - for making my sig... i like your sigging

Legend - for being sooo fucking funny, you make me laugh... if you die.. i'll never laugh again in your honor... cos you're funny... LOL!OL!OL!OL!OL

Cyanide - for being the smart guy who's smart... i think... well whatever you do, you do well

Cklitsie - nice jerseys and photoshop work, it's awesome.. keep it up and you better keep reading my dynasty

Devin112 - for being a cool dynasty guy, your dynasty pwns... and you have great PS skills and thanks for the tv show

Initial D - I had to shoutout the Don or i'll lose my position of Left Hand Man... you're a cool dude and cool dudes are cool so they are cool in my book and if you're cool, you're cool (i'm just sucking up)

Null17 - awesome dynasty you have going there.. the San Antonio Stallions, i cant wait until you play some season games

End Boss - For being cool and telling me the difference between PS and the other Adobe thingy... (i forgot it...)

Fender` - for introducing me to sig making and shit like that.. is really a cool and funny guy...

brad feet - for having smelly feet

Andreas Dahl - for being on my msn list.. and telling me that i can use DBCommander after it's expiriry date

Cameron - for sticking up for me against the retard malcom3000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000g

Jona - for being a cool and fun guy to chat to on msn.. keep up the good work

Drek - for being a cool and fun guy to chat to on msn.. keep up the good work

RECESS BREAK

I've had enough shouting out for now.. i'll shoutout some more dudes after i do a shit....... *shits* aaaaaah, now i'm back

Shoutouts Continued

Habbakuk - for being cool.. and also i sent you something for live 06 for you to work on or something so you get a shout out for that

Thierry Henry - write you're own dynasty stuff you stealerer

DoobieKnicks aka BoobieDicks - hehe BoobieDicks.. i LOVE YOU!!!!!!! MWAH

Riot - for being one of the most argumentative people on the boards... FREEDOM IS OURS BITCHES!!!!!!!

Indy - Pacers are da pwn

Homeboy478 - nice patchmaking dude.. i love it

Jowe - WE LOVE YOUR BALLS!!!!!!!!!

CoolMac + Dweeber - go fuck each other in the Freedom forums.. fucking soooks... Fuck Coolmac and Nieztchan Pride.. fuck them up their stupid asses (Jay and silent bob shit had to be included in here)

Kobe101, Sensitive and Sac-1 - keep spamming

LUNCHTIME BREAK

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Yum, my ideal lunch...

more shoutouts

Courtney - nice patches, except your C. Anthony one

Mazzlowchi - cool dude

Vank - for being stoned when i tried to talk to him on msn

alexboom - for deleting sac-1 and sensations post keep up the good deleting work

Cloudy - for being cool as well

To All the Croatians on the Boards - i love you for being Croatian, Hajde Bogut!

To all morons - Go Home

LIST OF PEOPELS I FORGOT

Skiptomypoo - for being a cool rap rnb guy

Matt - same as above

Jackal - HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET JACKAL... cool dude.. keep on being cool

Matthew - same as above

The Other Kevin and The GOAT - How did i forget the younguns of the boards. You guys are the future ROCK ON

Its_asdf - how did i forget my number 1 dynasty fan


THIS CONCLUDES THE SHOUTOUTS... if i missed you, either cry about it and i'll add ya but if you're a fuckwit, i won't add ya

Well I shall now conclude this with a message of hope.

I see big things for the future... very big things.. and i'm not only talking about MY person thing... but other things like... Portland Trailblazers winning the World Series and Zach Randolph scoring the winning touchdown in that game...

And i'll end this shit with a fuck you and have a nice day.

Last edited by Jugs on Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:50 am, edited 4 times in total.

Congrats and a big fuck you for no shoutout

alexboom - for deleting sac-1 and sensations post keep up the good deleting work

Meh I haven't deleted anything for a while, now that they improved a bit their behaviour... But feel free to spam the Live 2000 and Live 2004 sections, it will be a pleasure to delete your posts

Why am I not there?

Congrats man.

almost as weird as Riot's shoutout thread, good stuff

Congrats Jugs, I'm glad you've settled on a name and keep me informed of what's going on in the Live 06 section, as I refuse to go there of my own will.

CoolMac + Dweeber - go fuck each other in the Freedom forums.. fucking soooks... Fuck Coolmac and Nieztchan Pride.. fuck them up their stupid asses (Jay and silent bob shit had to be included in here)

thanks...pretty weird thread. congrats!

Congrats Jugs! Thanks for the shoutout... I think.

Good luck with that Amare situation. Who knows, after those 4 months, he could be putting up 30/12/3, and that would probably catch up to whatever Kenyon's going to produce by the end of the season. I'm just being nice

Oh noes, I's was forgottens?!?! How's rude's!

Hehe, thanks for the shoutout dude, keep on looking like Mr. Bean & posting at the NLSC.

No beer for you.

Thanks for the shoutout bro aka my right hand man.. Yes you are cool too. Haha. Keep on posting man and ye. ez

Thanks for the shout out, congratulations tool.
And what's that sign behind my shoutout?!

Congrats Jugs, I forget... what was your original name?

thanks for forgetting me and congrats

Congrats on 1500. MABUHAY!

Gongrats.

Thanks for the shootout... Kinda .

Congrats on the 1.5k and the shoutout! I think...

Thanks, but when will people stop trying to use 'sig' as a verb?

Congrats on the milestone and thanks for the shoutout... Oh wait

congrats on your milestone,

To all morons - Go Home

looks like that means me, oh im already home

Congrats on the milestone. You're a pretty good poster, keep it up home skillet.

Congrats. Keep that Jazz dynasty rollin'. I want to see C.J. Miles kick some more ass.

Congrats Jugs, you're a funny poster...And thanks for not putting me in your "SUCKS BALLS LIST (well I think that now you'll put me there )

Congrats, tits

Congrats, yet theres no way to escape your suck balls list!!!