Getting Kicked Out Of 'Multimedia' Owns!

I've actually taken viagra in school before.. i walked around with a boner all day and my gym teacher found out and took me aside and told me it's not funny to mess with "drugs"

That is probably the most smartest thing a man could do. Especially when you know you have classes.

I went to a nice catholic school that had a real strict uniform code. In my last year of school I couldn't be arsed shaving (because I'm a hairy bastuard), and continued to go to school with a decent beard. One day at lunch I got called up to the principles office, and the stupid git goes "Why aren't you following the school rules and coming to school cleanly shaven?" Thinking to myself, trying to find an excuse other than I can't be F**cked, I pull out "Jesus had a beard". Well, as you may guess, at a catholic school that didn't go down well and I was sent home. They were going to call my parents to pick me up (which I couldn't believe, thought they were over reacting just a bit) so I walked out of his office, to my car and drove home.

Another time, in year 8 I think, I got in a fight during a church ceremony. This douche in my class who was sitting behind me kept flicking my ears and it was really pissing me off. So I turned around, jumped over the seat and tackled the f**kwit to the ground. Then it was on like donkey kong. I got away with it though cause all the students and staff said I was provoked, plus the teachers thought I was innocent. FOOLS

I think people are missing out on the important thing here...Mazz plays with Pokemon cards

Shit, you guys here are so gangster, all of u had fights before...
And damn Legend, that's sick and stupid

Speaking of getting kicked out, it's a constant thing for me (not trying to look 'cool' or anything but...) mainly caus some teachers just piss me off and if they tell me off for something that I don't do I always answer back which means there's usually some sort of arguement which leads to me getting kicked out.

A few interesting things in class that happened this year was:

1. Threw a stapler through a window in my maths class (I was trying to throw it in the bin, my aim wasn't too good)
2. Me & my class, made our English teach cry 5 times during a 3 month period. Which led her to take 3 months leave, so we got a new teacher now
3. Having a full fledged arguement with my graphics teacher, which including her swearing back at me. She accused me of getting my horror movie poster that I designed off the internet. Bitch

I could list a lot more from this year, but that's enough for now.

I think people are missing out on the important thing here...Mazz plays with Pokemon cards

C'mon Mann! I'll Suck Yo Dick Fo' That Charazard!

..and Mazz talks like a wigga!

Threw a stapler through a window in my maths class (I was trying to throw it in the bin, my aim wasn't too good)

That wasn't interesting, you just suck.

"Jesus had a beard"

You should have made an introductory statement like, What Would Jesus Do these days?, to back up your reason.

"GET IT OUT!!!" so I just took it out of my mouth, so he says "NOW PUT IT SOMEWHERE!" so I put it back in my mouth

Classic.
Fashion tip from a guy with a pink shirt

I stared at the girl for two seconds then screamed "KAVORKA!!!!!!" before leaping at her.

My teacher was asking that if i was a salesman and I went to a retirement home to sell things , what would I sell to the elderly people . I said viagra

Great and practical answer. Your teacher is stupid, s/he'll never make big bucks with that kind of limited thinking. That teacher is a waste of your time.

I've actually taken viagra in school before.. i walked around with a boner all day

You need Viagara just for that? Weakling.

You guys always get caught when fighting? Weak.
During HS, this big guy (if his size was Shaq's I was like Tayshaun in comparison) was disrupting my work during Drafting class, I slammed him with a thick book right in the face when the teacher wasn't looking. He was unable to do anything for the duration of the class. After class though he brought 3 of his "homies" with him and he pushed me in a wall and told me not to do that again. I wanted to laugh while he was talking, imagine a big guy bringing 3 others just to tell 1 guy, me, not to do it again. Pussies. I opted not to talk since a fight of 4 against 1 was still beyond me then.

hm, i had Saturday school and i was in the middle of class so i took out my condom from my wallet and i opened it and my friends started pissing themselves as i was waving it around then i un-rolled it and started spitting in it to make it look like it had some cum in there.. then my friends were still pissing themselves and the teacher was at the other side of the room and then i lifted the condom above the table and showed the girls who were in the middle of the room and they screamed out EW!! CONDOM.. then the teacher turned around and she saw it and i was like FUCK and i ran to the bin and shoved all the way in the bottom and then the teacher told me to go outside and she asked me what i did and i told her i took out my condom and started spittin in it and with her broken english she asks oh why you do that and i say cos everyone thought it was funny then she said cant you think for your self and i'm like eh, then she threatened to send me to the office but i was like hm, nah and then she gave me a 5 minute timeout for it

I have been kicked outta class many many times....some say its coz Im an angry person with a short temper, but that aint always the case.

1. Most of the time its because of sleeping in class, and then saying that I wasnt but the teacher knew and kicked me out for sleeping AND lying.

2. Twice I have been kicked out for fighting. One wasnt a fight but we got into each others face and were just about to before the teacher stopped it. But the other time me and my friend were grabbing each others shirt, around the collar area as a joke, but then for some reason it got serious and he had me against the wall and wouldnt let go so I punched him in the cheek and pushed him into a desk, the teacher finally noticed and sent us to the principal.

3. The worst was when this fuckin gay ass bitch of a teacher was making me look like a dickhead, embarassing me and shit, so I through a small pencil case at her...not only did I get sent out, but I got a saturday detention and 2 days suspension.

And thats how my life ends....

1. I was hanging on a rim after a dunk, when someone pulled down my shorts. I kicked him in his head and also bitchslapped him.
2. I started hysterically laughing after my teacher's monologue about how Danes are cool and how we all should be Danes. He sent me to check if the library is still working and banned me from going to the toilet until 2007 (I graduated this year.).
3. I asked someone from my class if he can turn to the wall during his homework presentation because of the aesthetic reasons.
...

I think people are missing out on the important thing here...Mazz plays with Pokemon cards

I dont play Pokemon, my friend Paul does

C'mon Mann! I'll Suck Yo Dick Fo' That Charazard!

..and Mazz talks like a wigga!

Oh, I forgot to say that i said it like a crackhead

3. I asked someone from my class if he can turn to the wall during his homework presentation because of the aesthetic reasons.

Oh god, that's funny.

Ahh, great stories, especially Jae's. Too bad I'm just plain old boring guy following the rules, well atleast to the point when it really gets serious....

What is XD?

I was kicked out of Spanish class two years ago because I poked a kid in the eye with a dry-erase marker.

Marokkans always seem to be having some sort of weapon on them.

Just a question but have you noticed that if you want to fight 1 that u'l have
to fight 10 of them ?

Believe me I've noticed. That's why I won't be fighting till I get more Antillians around next year to pick fights.

This way I'll have some back up too. And compared to other antillians, I'm a good guy.

I've gotten kicked out of class for mouthing off to teachers many times....

my math teacher said "what do you do with the fractions?" I said you shove them up your ass that's what you do. Thrown out of class, detention.

Science....."Why don't you have your homework?" "Because I didn't feel like doing it." "That's not a good reason. See me after class." "Fuck off." Thrown out of class, dean's detention.

I kept flipping off my tech teacher when his back was turned and everyone would laugh then stop when he turned back around. Of course he knew I was doing something so I got reported for that.

In my science class again, "Mike do you know the answer to the question?" "No fuckin clue." "Watch your language!" She tuns around..."Bitch." (under my breath) "Excuse me?" "Bitch. Bee-otch. B-I-T-C-H. What the fuck don't you get?" Suspension.

Gotten suspended for so many fights I lost count. I got suspended for throwing a bus seat out the window at a car once....almost got expelled for that.....can't think of anything else though.

My favourite was when the teachers used to ask "why are you late to class?".
I would then say "because the bell rang before I got here."

The best thing I've ever heard of that occurred at school was one of my friends made a complete hand-gun in metal work class. No shit! He got caught polishing it off in the last class of the year. They confiscated it off him, but he later got it back cause he wanted to see if it worked. We took it down to a range and it worked perfectly. I was really impressed!

Our teachers never fussed about us being late. For some reason, they encouraged me not to come to class at all.

Today I fell asleep in class & now everyone in my Introduction to Law class calls me sleepyhead.

Saying "Fuck" in front of a teacher gets you a detention?? I got suspended for "shit". Anyway I got kicked out a lot of times sometimes it was because of other people.

It was back in grade 8 and it was my first day in a new school, the whole day went fine but in the last period a guy (we became best friends after the incident) threw my binder down for no reason and my Iranian teacher told me to go outside and face the corner of the hallway. That was the saddest day of my life. God i was so embarrassed, and i couldn't even explain to him because he did not even know English.

In my science class (gr.9) we were watching a video about Human Body and writing down the important info about the video. Anyway i thought the teacher wont read the notes cause he never did. So as the video was showing the anal and stuff, i just wrote "shit comes out the bum" and handed my stuff in. The next day i come to class and the teacher gives a whole lecture about swearing, he was frikkin red. As the teacher was talking my friend (same guy as above) started yelling "shit comes out the bum". Well i got thrown out of class for profanity and was suspended for a day.

Saying "Fuck" in front of a teacher gets you a detention?? I got suspended for "shit". Anyway I got kicked out a lot of times sometimes it was because of other people.

It was back in grade 8 and it was my first day in a new school, the whole day went fine but in the last period a guy (we became best friends after the incident) threw my binder down for no reason and my Iranian teacher told me to go outside and face the corner of the hallway. That was the saddest day of my life. God i was so embarrassed, and i couldn't even explain to him because he did not even know English.

In my science class (gr.9) we were watching a video about Human Body and writing down the important info about the video. Anyway i thought the teacher wont read the notes cause he never did. So as the video was showing the anal and stuff, i just wrote "shit comes out the bum" and handed my stuff in. The next day i come to class and the teacher gives a whole lecture about swearing, he was frikkin red. As the teacher was talking my friend (same guy as above) started yelling "shit comes out the bum". Well i got thrown out of class for profanity and was suspended for a day.

Did they keep you in for recess too?

Yea man, my morning and afternoon recess.

I hope that doesn't bug you, I never cared about losing recess.

:lol: I hope that doesn't bug you, I never cared about losing recess.

How can you not care about losing recess? Didn't you use to play like dodgeball with everyone during recess? That was the bomb.

All I did during recess was play Basketball and Four-Square

Yeah, but the recess I'd lose would be my morning and afternoon recess, like wisdom, and those were only 15 minutes long. That gives you just enough time to get outside, organize teams ... and go back inside. The 'good' recess was lunch recess, 40 minutes of heaven