Drunk Stories.

Exactly what the name of the thread says , do you guys have any habits when your drunk?And any exciting stories about you guys being drunk?

Well , when I'm drunk I get annoyed really easily . There was this one time in Dominican Republic where it was just a couple guys playing MVP baseball 2005 . We were ALL really messed up . Stayed up till 6 a.m , just hanging out . Anyways after we finished drinking , we all went to the roof of the building and sat down . A few minutes after we were up there , I started throwing up for like 30 minutes . Then I just fell asleep on the roof , at like 5:30 . The other guys just went downstairs and left me there , then they started throwing upp all over the house . I admit that was the most fun I ever had in my life . We all woke up with the worst imaginable hangover . Anyways for those who wonder , we were drinking Brugal and Presidente . And Red Wine ( don't know which kind or w.e)

I always have a perma-smile on my face. Squinted eyes.. and I happen to hit on the ugliest fucking women on the planet. Guess it gives me a laugh.. it boosts their self-esteem and makes me evil But.. unfortunately I dont have time to get drunk anymore due to my job.. but when I do it sure is something people talk about. Ask Cy, the last time I got drunk with them.. people still talkin about it

Yeah, he tried to get a threesome with the fattest chicks at the party. It was hilarious, they were like, "nooo, screw off." They were so frigid, and he kept hitting on them

I always have a perma-smile on my face. Squinted eyes.. and I happen to hit on the ugliest fucking women on the planet. Guess it gives me a laugh.. it boosts their self-esteem and makes me evil But.. unfortunately I dont have time to get drunk anymore due to my job.. but when I do it sure is something people talk about. Ask Cy, the last time I got drunk with them.. people still talkin about it

It's the same with me. But as far as crazy stories go - I have four words for you: I. Smoked. Pubic. Hairs. Didn't know what the hell I had in my mouth, I swear. I was drunk and stoned by the time they gave me to smoke it, so I've a perfectly decent excuse. This certain event is also one of the main reasons I don't drink anymore .

HAHAHA you smoked pubic hair....rotflamo

I have four words for you: I. Smoked. Pubic. Hairs.

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL WTF

Exactly . I found out a couple of days later, when everybody got sober. They were scared that I would get completly pissed off that they even didn't want to make fun out of me. I went into my killer mode for a while, but I've still trouble communicating with the guy who 'grew the substance' .

Did the pubes have any effect on you , because if its gets u messed up imma try smoking my pubes.

late last nite, i stumbled in home. then one on the way up the stairs, i slipped on the last step up, stubbed my big toe, then fell halfway down the stairs.

i was more laughing then anything. i was too drunk to know if i was hurt so i just passed out

when i woke up, i saw i had a few scratches and my back was sore. the worst of it was my big toe is swollen, mostly underneath the nail, so eventually the nail is going to have to come out. i've got a pic if anyone wants to see

EDIT
this is what it looked like when i woke up. i had to throw some of that brown antiseptic stuff on
after i took a shower and iced it down for a bit

so much for that foot modeling gig

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post the pic gordon , I wanna see it . My nail fell off once because I dropper a brick on it . Ouch it hurts .

Somebody lost a whole toenail when it got caught in his blanket while he was sleeping. I have no freaking idea how the hell that can happen, but that sounds so damn painful.

I've lost a peice of my toe nail under the covers . Don't know how it happened but you don't feel it , and when you wake up and look half your nail is missing .

I. Smoked. Pubic. Hairs

its like weed....

you have an excuse why you smoke that.. (coz i got high, coz i got high...)

I once got drunk and I was with some friend who were staying here in my house. We were so drunk that we actually run like 300 mts. just for the fun of it. Unfortunately, I was very young at the time, so when I got home I layed on my bed, but I wanted to puke, so I got up and walked down the stairs...and in the middle of it I couldn't hold it anymore and all that wine was in the floor.
The bad part was that my friend couldn't find a better thing that clean the vomit with my coat, so I had to hide it from my parents like a month in a plastic bag...the lesson? Don't drink and run, guys

I've got too many drunk stories. None involve smoking pubes though.

the last time i was super drunk was at this chics pad back in college days. 4th year to be exact.we were doingg this project on mobile robots and we have 2 girls in the group of 7. yeah we started drinking around 10PM and smoke a few weeds and before i knew it it was 11 AM the next day. this chic head was in my briefs and she was drooling all over it. i also have tons of kissmark at my thigh area, lipsticks and stuff. and to look at it we are the only poeple at that room i immediately wake her up and told her to dress up as she was only wearing a t-shirt [no undies]

when i went to the other room 3 of my guys were naked and in the other room the other girl was sleeping at the chest of my pal. damn if there was an orgy or whatever happened during the night i really have no clue

we didnt attend the afternoon class and when we made it back to school that night for the night classes we all are having this dumb look at our faces.

being high and drunk really just dont mix

ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I havent got drunk yet in my life.... i got a few years until i do... the most i got drunk was when i had a whiskey 'n' coke and a bottle of beer in like 20 mins and i felt a bit dizzy but thats all.... not exciting stuff

i got a little drunk with some of my friends over the summer....one of them was passed out so i peed on his face.

so i peed on his face.

pissing in peoples mailboxes is fun too

Jae pisses on churches. or so he say

jumpin on my friends guest bedroom and broke a whole through the ceiling. laughed it off. got in a fight with that friend (owner of house). after he went to the ground, i jumped it and took another bigger hole. took a piss and shitted. then i think threw up. DIDNT FLUSH. woke up the next morning and told him to fix up those holes. forced me to pay so i whipped out a 20 and sprinted the shit outa the house.

hmm....too many drunk stories to recite in one day....

- once in a blue moon when I am f-ed off my tree then I find I tend to have "Butterfly Effect" moments....
- falling head first into fences....
- trying to break up a scuffle on a street and an all-in-brawl erupts....
- having 5 or 6 punk Maori teens picking me and my mate when we are slaughtered and we both walk out relatively unscathed....
- seeing my nutty mate (with his Slim Shady hair style) not only take on 3 or 4 huge ass Samoans (they would've had at least a couple of inches and 20 odd kilos on me) and beating them by himself....of course he used 2 glass bottles to smash their heads, but I guess you gotta do what you gotta do....he was a little to pschyo for my liking so I was always trying to calm him down and making sure I didn't get into any bad situations....
- the "at least he's not the guy who sucks old men's cock for money in public toilets" comeback call....
- seeing a mate hanging on the roof of his Nissan Evo as it goes around the corner at 100km/hr....
- the night when the Colorado backpacker who crashed at our place rent-free for a month finally got together a few bucks and we proceeded to get pissed....we both ended up passing out on the kitchen floor, which was sticky with all the beer from the hundred or so beer bongs that it had seen....
- the numerous keg parties....they started out on special occasions and at one stage we would get a 50 litre keg of beer (NZ$110) every 2 or 3 weeks....
- in one keg party, my mate's older brother brought back some 15 or 16 year old bi-sexual chicks and they proceeded to put on a shoe....sluts hot though....
- winning a shot contest in Nelson (NZ) just before New Years after downing 18 beers (mostly through beer bong races)....contest rules, each opponent brings their own bottle of grog and you proceed to alternate shotting one of each....he gave up after like 2 or 3 or each....I did 4 of each and then proceeded to down 1/4 of a bottle of Wild Turkey in celebration (or so I was told)....seems like I wanted to rub it in then the guys from the camp site that lost the drinking games (thanks to my shot contest win to seal the deal) proceeded to record the events that followed....I went Matrix (the original) as my body went rubbery and I was doing the hell sway like I was avoiding bullets but not falling down (you'd have to see it to believe it)....crazy night, ended up covered from head to toe in mud as police drove past me.....a couple hundred people all around the camp site somehow knew me after that night....there's more detail to the story but that's enough for now....


damn I was a bit of an Alchy I can't believe how many I am remembering on the spot, and the fact is, that is only a small fraction of them

-One drunkin adventure I went to sit on a couch in a bar, unbeknowing that the couch did not in fact exist and I fell on my ass.
-Deciding to steal my friends door off his dorm room at uni... had heaps of laughs that night cause when he got back he had no idea what to do
-Waking up down the beach a few times with no memory of how I got there
-Getting invited backstage after a concert to get served free drinks all night and meeting some of my favourite musicians
-Getting punched in the back of the head by a guy who thought I was someone else
-At a party in the middle of nowhere waiting 7 hours for a taxi to pick us up. While waiting we ran into some guys who set up a camp fire for us, it was so cold that this was the greatest gift ever
-Someone dropped a coin in my jug (pitcher) of beer ( this has happened a few times now) forcing me too scull it, as by the uni rules, and showing everyone up before going out side to have a quiet 'sit down'.
-Waking up with stamps all over my arms and chest after my friends stole the entry stamps from a local night club and decided to cover me with them.
-Playing numerous games of drunk backyard cricket
-Many many more... but I'm sick of typing now

This one time, i got home from a party, wasted, and i thought it would be funny to ramble in a new thread at NLSC. Hahaha. It was lame.

As far as things that nobody knows about already... the first thing that comes to mind is when me and 3 friends decided to go down to main street of our suburb at night... we were all really drunk and came accross a salvation army bin full of clothes... we all got dressed up. I remember lying on the ground tangled up in a bunch of bed sheets when the next thing i see is headlights looking directly at me... i was like "fuck! car!"... it was the cops

This one time, i got home from a party, wasted, and i thought it would be funny to ramble in a new thread at NLSC. Hahaha. It was lame.

As far as things that nobody knows about already... the first thing that comes to mind is when me and 3 friends decided to go down to main street of our suburb at night... we were all really drunk and came accross a salvation army bin full of clothes... we all got dressed up. I remember lying on the ground tangled up in a bunch of bed sheets when the next thing i see is headlights looking directly at me... i was like "fuck! car!"... it was the cops

you bastard.

Got many but worst would be waking up with shaving cream all over my body and having no hair(top to bottom), stupid bitches thought it was funny!

Best part was listening to my fathers reaction, "Who the fuck are you?"