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Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:28 am
Hey,
Just wondering what is the best comeback youve used/heard?
for me, its this one aimed at a fat guy.
Wigger: God your fucking fat (Or Something like that)
Fat Ass: yeah, cos everytime i fuck your mum, she gives me a cookie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
okay, whats yours?
Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:33 am
Lame
Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:33 am
Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:35 am
Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:35 am
Hahaha. nice man. why the hell did he show you that. and also, why would HE wanna see his mom having sex?
and @ Skip, why's this thread lame?
Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:38 am
dean. wrote:Hahaha. nice man. why the hell did he show you that. and also, why would HE wanna see his mom having sex?
and @ Skip, why's this thread lame?
Not necessarily the thread, but that joke was lame lol
Sounds like something we used to say to each other when we were in year 7.
Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:39 am
Wasn't so hot, but the video was ok... Better than Paris Hilton
Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:40 am
Cloudy wrote:Wasn't so hot, but the video was ok... Better than Paris Hilton

He must of been one sick kid, to watch his own mother having sex.
Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:43 am
lol @ Cloudy. Paris was better than Chyna (the man/man/woman from wwe). not that ive seen it all, but i can imagine.
@ Skip, well considering the kid was in year 7 or 8, i think its alright. anyway, i meant it wasnt necessarily the best comeback, but the best in recent times ive heard. you got one man?
anyway, ima go catch some sleep. cheers.
Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:00 am
:Because you touch yourself at night" - Peter Griffin
Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:37 am
Sorry all my jokes consist of racist slurs.
Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:44 am
Legend: Tell them the "Hook" burn
Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:45 am
I've had so many, I can't remember. Sorry.
Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:44 am
Well there was this kid that went to our junior high and he dated the same chick I dated. The girls name was Angela, she went out with this kid named Bill.. and according to her he has a hook on his dick. Well I guess the tip was crooked towards the left. She told me and I told everyone at school.. now he's known as "Hook". He used to sit in class and I'd run into his class yelling "HOOOK!!!!" fuck he would get pissed off.. anyways it was confirmed in highschool too I heard. Bill has a hook.
Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:42 am
Wigger: God your fucking fat (Or Something like that)
Fat Ass: yeah, cos everytime i fuck your mum, she gives me a cookie
That was stolen. Glenn McGrath first said it to some fat Pakistani cricketer. Replace "mum" with "wife" and "God you're fucking fat" with "Why are you so fat?"
Anyways I've had alot over the years, my favourite was one no one here will probably get...
While playing basketball...
Guy: Your mum's a slut
Me: Yeah she wishes
Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:56 am
Wait, what are you talking about? You sure know how to confuse people, Jae.
Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:32 pm
i didnt know mine was stolen, but i didnt actually steal it. its pretty funny though.
HOOOK.
Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:53 pm
Null17 wrote::Because you touch yourself at night" - Peter Griffin
I believe that's Peter Griffin's teacher.
Peter - Why did the dinosaur's die?
teacher - Because you touch yourself at night!
Another great comeback from Family Guy
Brian - Nobody works here.
Stewie - You know who works here? F*CK YOU! THAT's WHO!
Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:15 pm
Bang wrote:Null17 wrote::Because you touch yourself at night" - Peter Griffin
I believe that's Peter Griffin's teacher.
Peter - Why did the dinosaur's die?
teacher - Because you touch yourself at night!
Oh yeah, you're right. I stand corrected
Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:25 pm
I like this one.
twolvesguy wrote:Maybe it's funny to people who have posted over eight thousand times over a video game...
Jae wrote:...By the way, having 8000th posts at a forum about some video game does have it's perks, as you're about to find out.
BAN-a bing!
Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:43 pm
that. was. awesome.
Jae seems to own everyone, no matter what they say.
Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:09 pm
I thought it was a pretty lame comeback to be honest lol.
Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:31 pm
George Bush Snr: America should be more like The Waltons and less like The Simpsons.
The Simpsons Writers: We're just like The Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression too.
Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:48 am
Andrew wrote:George Bush Snr: America should be more like The Waltons and less like The Simpsons.
The Simpsons Writers: We're just like The Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression too.
lmaooo.. "We're just like The Waltons"
Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:19 am
Friend is eating a sub at Subway, gets mayonaise on himself.
Me: Your boyfriend left something on your lip.
That popped in my head since it happened yesterday.
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