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that loss was tough...step up your bench and youll be very fine...

hey were you using the keyboard? was it difficult?

Breaking News: LA Lakers Announce Affiliation with Breast Cancer Awareness



By RICK O'SHEA, Associated Press Writer
AP - 15 minutes ago

13 Oct, Los Angeles - The Los Angeles Lakers' new General Manager William Sit has just completed a 20 minute press conference to the American media. The topics on agenda included introdcuing himself, outlining the expectations he had in the Lakers' franchise and plans he had for the upcoming season.

William Sit, 17 may have made more of an arse of himself rather than made any good impression during the entire press conference. He was accompanied by fellow teenager and Lakers' rookie Andrew Bynum. The two seemed to be trying as hard as they could to outdo eachother with Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson both looking at the two. As Brian Shaw commented, "That's the first time someone shut Kobe up."

Sit started the press conference stating his goals of having Kobe Brynat win the MVP award. He said, "Kobe's my boy and we're going to have a swell time playing in LA." Sit looked over at Kobe and the star guard just shrugged back before Sit said, "Yeah, the food's got to get better around here. It stinks and we're all lucky I get it for free or I'd sue." Bynum looking pleased with himself added, "Yeah, I got something called tomato sauce in my hot dog. I asked for ketchup!"

Sit announced that the team planned to associate itself with Breast Cancer Awareness. Sit's comments were as follows: "The LA Lakers will wear a hot pink wristband in order to support breast cancer awareness for the entire duration of the NBA regular season."

Bynum then spoke up, "Hey boss, that's a little bit too hardcore." The room erupted with laughter as Sit hit Bynum in the head, "Hey it's for a good cause." Bynum looked dully at Sit and replied, "I like breasts."

Sit only sighed in frustration, "Don't we all?"

It was understood that the Lakers' players will wear a pink band on their left wrists and a red one on their right. "Red is for AIDS awareness. As you all know Magic Johnson is a guy we all care for and he is suffering of AIDS," Sit started, "We hope that this new charitable approach our team is taking will be the begginning of bigger rewards."

Bynum unexpectedly reacted to this by saying, "But AIDS are good." Sit stared and asked why and Bynum just responded, "I saw it on Team America."

Sit closed the conference by wishing the rest of the League well. "I think our team is just too elite for the rest of the NBA."

After this press conference, many are wondering what direction the franchise is taking. For once, David Stern is wishing that Kobe Bryant was speaking. The question is how the Lakers will be portrayed in the media. Will Will Sit's antics cover up Kobe Bryant? And is Andrew Bynum as stupid as he speaks?

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Ooooh how nice of them

good to see the Lakers are now more involved in community service...

damn sit.. this is really good, man wish live came out here in the usa at the same thime it does outside... damn it.

Well done on supporting Breast cancer and ROFLLMFAO!L!OL!O!L at Bynum's childishness

Hopefully you can get a preseason win and i hope you're loving NBA Live 06

Hey nice dynasty! What graphics card do you have?

- I use NVIDIA Geforce 4

nice games buddy...... live06 is awesome bro, i got it a while ago...... goodluck on your dynasty bro.......

- Hope u start urs too! I will cheer for ur Kobe a slong as u cheer for mine!

Hey Sit, is the graphic REALLY different from last year or is it just the same???
Cause in my opinion players models sucked big time in 05......Tell me they are better, please....

- Hell yeah, the graphics are more defined and fans actually resemble fans although all of them look the same lol... and the player models are great. Jax actually looks like Jax!

tough loss man, but the screens are amazing, damn i want that game!!!!!

- Yeah man... I will win one day!

hey were you using the keyboard? was it difficult?

- Yeah, the keyboard is easy to use but u cant use the superstars thing to ur advantage... i advise to get a gamepad...

Ooooh how nice of them

good to see the Lakers are now more involved in community service...

- You mean, How nice of me?

damn sit.. this is really good, man wish live came out here in the usa at the same thime it does outside... damn it.

- Of course, Aussieland is just superior to US! And btw, I can call u Xu right?

Well done on supporting Breast cancer and ROFLLMFAO!L!OL!O!L at Bynum's childishness

Hopefully you can get a preseason win and i hope you're loving NBA Live 06

- Yeah man, I'm loving it! And Bynum is fucking stupid, hope I portrayed it lol
I will win my first preseason game soon... fo shizzle!

Sit, go with the USB PS2 converted, that's what I have and it works wonders you'll struggle to find a better controller than the PS2 one and I find the decent PC ones that work are too expensive and seem/feel awkward....although I have been use to the PS/PS2 controllers for the last 7 years or so

if you already have a PS2 controller then I suggest just spending the $20-$25 and getting the adaptor....is cheaper than forking out double to quadruple that for a PC controller for one game....

hope I helped....

Thanks X, I can always rely on you! Any idea in brissie i can get one?

I got my from the Games Warehouse website and got it delivered....it's not an official brand, just a generic one....I think it actually cost me closer to $30 but I've heard you can get them cheaper than that....I wouldn't know as far as stores, but EB or some random computer stores would likely have some sort, although they're probably a little bit more expensive....

happy hunting

Yes thank you! haha... my friend is getting it for me as a very late birthday present! lol

Oh I just realised those are pre-season games! Thats a great idea....im gonna do a couple in mine so im not just sitting around for the roster update!
Thanks man!

haha, zmac, u gotta give me props in ur dyansty to do that!

lmao... nah man, just playing. Go ahead!

Wow another loss man But good job with the Breast Cancer Affiliation.

lol. sure call me Xu

i haven't read anything now, but i will
i just don't have the time now, i only saw u lost to the raps xD

and i took care of mel and she sleeps since a bit more than half an hour, from now

Hah, you lost against the Raptors. I'd usually be cheering you on, but Villaneuva and Graham played quite well, and we all know I'm a biased Raptors fan, so I'm pretty satisfied that you lost.

Hah, you lost against the Raptors. I'd usually be cheering you on, but Villaneuva and Graham played quite well, and we all know I'm a biased Raptors fan, so I'm pretty satisfied that you lost.

same goes for me xD
I'm sorry Will

Wow another loss man But good job with the Breast Cancer Affiliation.

- Thanks mate

Hah, you lost against the Raptors. I'd usually be cheering you on, but Villaneuva and Graham played quite well, and we all know I'm a biased Raptors fan, so I'm pretty satisfied that you lost.

same goes for me xD

- Watever rocks ur jocks.

Nice Preseason Start Sit, I look foward to the start of the season. Your PG problems arent really that big since you have Odom as your Bull carrier most of the time, altho I pose it would be nice to have some insurance at the PG spot.

Tough loss to the Raptors man! And nice article!

Hey Sit, Good luck with this dynasty! You are so freaking lucky cause you got the game!! Damn you! Anyways, everything's looking great so far. kepp it up!

Sit Said:

When you say Mr Sit, I think Mr West on Kanye's album at the end of the first skit

I guess you had to work Kanye into your dynasty thread somewhere lol. perhaps new owner

and i guess what you were saying on msn about having to lock up on defense to have any chance is true.

btw, at harvey norman, you can pick up a ps2esque PC controller for, i think it was $30. the downside is the start and select are on the back, where you hold it, can get pretty annoying, but yeah. the ps2 adapter sounds better, but i just thought id let you know.

bad luck with the loss, Kobe and Pippen (Odom) are still dominating though.

the write ups are sick, and the pics all good, keep up tha good work Mr. West.

Hey, where's Medvedenko ? Isn't he playing in LA ?

Nice Preseason Start Sit, I look foward to the start of the season. Your PG problems arent really that big since you have Odom as your Bull carrier most of the time, altho I pose it would be nice to have some insurance at the PG spot.

- We will see what I have up my sleeve for the virtual Lakers! Odom is doing fine though and I think I will use Sasha a lot more... in fact, I will start Vujavic in the next game against Houston!

Tough loss to the Raptors man! And nice article!

- Thanks alot fellow Kobe fan!

Hey Sit, Good luck with this dynasty! You are so freaking lucky cause you got the game!! Damn you! Anyways, everything's looking great so far. kepp it up!

- Thanks man... Aussieland is more elite than USA, Canada and Argentina now! Proud to be Aussie!

I guess you had to work Kanye into your dynasty thread somewhere lol. perhaps new owner

and i guess what you were saying on msn about having to lock up on defense to have any chance is true.

btw, at harvey norman, you can pick up a ps2esque PC controller for, i think it was $30. the downside is the start and select are on the back, where you hold it, can get pretty annoying, but yeah. the ps2 adapter sounds better, but i just thought id let you know.

bad luck with the loss, Kobe and Pippen (Odom) are still dominating though.

the write ups are sick, and the pics all good, keep up tha good work Mr. West.

- Wat can i say? Kobe + Kanye are my fave american celebreties right now lol. Yeah man, I'm going for the adaptor and its great that u finnaly have the game man! I will try and keep up the dynasty! And then all of y'all will know that I am for real... Mr Sit to tha....

Hey, where's Medvedenko ? Isn't he playing in LA ?

- He's tired from Euro Championships so he's stuck on IR... watch for him to replace Bynum!