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Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:29 pm

I want in this , where the hell are the boobs!!!???

Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:43 pm

DoobieKnicks wrote:I want in this , where the hell are the boobs!!!???


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:46 pm

DoobieKnicks wrote:I want in this , where the hell are the boobs!!!???


Just lift your shirt and stand in front of the mirror ;)

Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:41 pm

oh shit... legend is tearing your ass up... and ill flame too if u want-but i think ive proved my point to u.

Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:46 pm

My thoughts at the moment

FUCK my ass/lower back wrecks like fucking anything, i went to do a lay-up and i wanted to flip so i tried and then i landed on my back, it's probably bruised because it's been sore for like 7 hours, and i got Semi-Finals tomorow for basketball. My team was undefeated the whole season, i hope we don't choke :mrgreen:

Hopefully i'll be recovered by then, oh and the girl i like found out i liked her but i didnt tell her anything about it, but me and her still continue to talk, so i don't know what to do, I might be takeing her bus home to my friend's house (somefin like that) so i might talk to her more, don't know what to do

(well this thread is random, and my thoughts weren't steamy to put in the let off steam thread, so i posted here)

Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:19 pm

ya-i remember something like this happening about 1 year ago... a certain someone disliked me a lot. i think we r on a nuetral term now though... im just an arguementative guy... maybe good lawyer material...


Ah I remember that disagreement. You happened to think Marks sucked because you saw him miss 2 shots in warm ups :lol: then Rens pointed out he had scored 18/10 in an international match, to which you replied "that was like 2 years ago" despite the fact that the game was actually only played a week before :lol: good times.

Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:28 pm

so Peter Griffin is the guy that doesn't like Marks....I was being neutral on this one....but :x

Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:28 pm

I have to attend a dinner banquet with my parents. (N) Going to be bored out of my mind.

Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:31 pm

so Peter Griffin is the guy that doesn't like Marks....I was being neutral on this one....but


-and the past comes back to life... is this gonna turn out to be a flame war? cause i really dont feel like going through this again.

Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:11 am

No, it won't. We're just reminded of the fact that you're an über moron as you always were. :)

Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:43 am

ok... good-that was a close one. i didnt wanna have to beat u punks like i did during that situation. (jk,... jk-who cares about that old flame. and judging by your guys' feedback-everyone thinks i lost)

Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:37 am

Considering this is "The Random Thread"... :?
I like the term "über moron", it's pretty funny.

Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:28 am

Thoughts in my head:

I am wondering how I can get people to join my sim league. I thought everybody loved the 90s NBA? Maybe it's the site? Maybe I'm just advertising in the wrong places?
Also, who the hell are Walter Palmer and Patrick Eddie? (1990 draft)
Why is Finley not making a decision already?
Spree signed before Finley? QUE?
What would have happened if Kobe was traded for Kidd and Marion like Phil Jackson wanted to in the year 2000?
I think uber anything works quite better than super anything. Maybe uber just sounds cooler.
I want to play Advance Wars Dual Strike.
Family Guy episodes begin September 11th!
I wish I could dunk.

Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:59 am

Ugh, I got a spider bite just behind my earlobe. It's one big red bump. Accidently popped it at Legend's house, and he enjoyed it very much. If anyone knows about how long spider bites last, let me know. Thank you :)

Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:07 am

What kind of spider was it?

Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:11 am

rofl, how'd you get it behind your ear? And were you running around frantically hitting yourself with a fly-swatter yelling "Get it off, get it off!" while Legend laughed his ass off?

Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:36 am

Woohoo! Randomness.

It's a dusty day on the Islands. The sun's just about to come up. There we see our lonesome hero (lonesome given he can't find any punani, not because it's cool) rising from the previous night of playing with himself. God, that was exhausting he says. Cut to the sunset, ah, isn't it beautiful? Wish that fucking sun would get extinguished by a large ass fire extinguisher, then I'd laugh my fucking ass off. Hah.

Jackal walks over to Coolmac's tipi (type of hut) and pisses right infront of his door. Well, what I suppose is his door. Stupid welcome mat, smell of urine from now on cocksucker, never again shall you welcome me without the stench of piss.

Whew, nice leak. Toddle toddle over to the sea. Bleh, mirky green, probably what Cyanide's ear infection is about to look like. :|

*grumble* goes the stomach. Ooh, grub thinks our lonesome (see above) hero. Wonder what we can eat today. In his brain: A flash of gorgeous punani. Back to reality, right you fucker, the day you get punani is the day PinoyIdol & Coolmac have kids. That reminds me, where is Mikki? Can't be seen so far.

Toddle toddle over to the hammock. Hah, tricked you mohfuckers didn't I? Never mentioned a hammock being in the story. Oh wait, I ruined the trick. As I said, mohfuckers.

Woah, what is that over there? Oh my god. It's a female. Wtf, she's got a fish growing out of her ass. Who cares, female = tits & punani! Uncommon Sense here I come!

Jackal (hyper): HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uncommon Sense: Mmm..
Jackal: You got punani or what bitch?
Uncommon Sense: Punani? I can't sleep. What is this punani?

Zap.

Woah, someone beamed that bra saying girl (forgot name) chick to the island.

:shock: 2 Punani's. :shock:

Other Chick: i hurd ya'll talk bout them punani, it true bra?
Jackal (perplexed): Is it a true bra? *Looks at Uncommon*
Uncommon: Huh?
Jackal: Grabs her shirt and peeks into her cleavage.
Uncommon: Oh noes!
Jackal: While running away like Cyanide (a little teenage girl who saw her sperm carriers bleeding out of her..you guessed it, punani) yells back to random girl: Sure was a real bra!!

Bam.

Shit, who the fuck put these random palm tree's on the fucking island? FUCK! That hurt my head. I hope little head can still get it up with alright.

Looks at the sun to figure out what time it is. Damn it. Too bright. Where's the fucking fire extinguisher when you need it?

Looks at Coolmac's tipi. Ah, it's on fire. Means it's 12, when the sun is right above our heads. Awesome.

Still haven't eaten. Ooh, lucky me! My penis head hit the palm tree so hard a coconut fell down. Let's eat it. Starts peeling the coconut, eats the skin & throws away the stupid nut. I mean, why would someone put in a dark brown nut into such a wonderful fruit? Dumbasses.

Wooha! There come the ninja's.

Ninjas: JAM JAM JAM!
Jackal: :? Jam what you fuckers?
Ninjas: Aww, don't be mean, ask nicely!
Jackal: Gosh, alright. What are you going to Jam....fuckers?
Ninjas. :x
Jackal: Tell me before I turn you all into turtles with my magical harry pothead magic!
Ninjas: Alright, it stands for our names. Jae, Andrew & Matthew = JAM! Hah! Aren't we clever.
Jackal: You mean you wasted my time all this time to tell me your names? You're supposed to be incognito idiots, ninja's remember? God.
Ninjas: Oh. *Start kicking Jackal's ass with whoosh whoosh sound effects created by the seagulls.*

Jackal: MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!

A white light appears: Son, this is God. Stop being such a fucking pansy and kick their asses already.
Jackal: While you're talkinga bout pansies, how bout you extinguish that fucking bright ball you cocksucker?
White light: That cocksucking was a one time thing fucker, you mention that again and I'll strike you down.
Jackal: Oh yeah? With what ? Lightening?
White light: Yes!
Jackal: Ok, hold on.

Yo jam guy ninja dudes, come over here.

Jackal (whispers) you know what would make you guys über fucking awesometastic?
Ninjas: What?
Jackal: If you say cocksucker really loudly.
Ninjas: Hah, we aren't doing that, we heard what he just said. That you'd think we'd fall for that...God, you're such a cocksucker.

Bright bolt of lightening hits.

Jackal: :whistle:

Muahaha, I am the pwn. Now for some punani.

*runs off scurrying the jungles for a specimen called a Riot*

The end.

Oh, Filip's a bitch. :D

Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:39 am

:lol: wow! uber random. never saw that coming. great post :D

Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:42 am

Is that a nice way of calling me a bitch? Because now I'm offended.

[runs off to cry]

Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:08 am

What drugs do they have over there, and how long would it take you to send me some? :?:

Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:28 pm

Aren't u 12, not even a teen. :scold:

Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:35 pm

And you have no sense of humor. You win a cookie. Eat it now.

Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:55 pm

Riot wrote:What kind of spider was it?


I have no clue. I thought I was going to die when the mark got bigger and bigger, but I don't think there's poisonous spiders in Alberta... but, what if it's not a spider bite? :shock:

FendeR' wrote:rofl, how'd you get it behind your ear? And were you running around frantically hitting yourself with a fly-swatter yelling "Get it off, get it off!" while Legend laughed his ass off?


Naw, I think I got it while I was sleeping over at Legend's house. He claimed there was a spider living in his basement (his room is in his basement), and maybe that's how I got it. :(

lol @ Jackal's post. That was definitely random!

Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:19 pm

Oh, Filip's a bitch.


That's all I read, and all I needed to read (Y)

Cyanide it sounds more like a pimple than a spider bite :lol:

Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:29 pm

I thought it was a pimple, but this shit swelled up and it's like purple-red. When I accidently popped it, it was some weird transparent sticky puss followed by blood. Note to self: I better restrict that information to the freestyle thread only.
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