Got Milk? Got a job?

by **Jackal_** on Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:56 am

Milk does a body good, but it didn't do good for one batboy.

On a dare, a Florida Marlins batboy tried to drink a gallon of milk in under an hour without throwing up. But not only did the batboy not succeed in the challenge, his mere attempt cost him his job for six games, the Miami Herald reported Wednesday.

:lol: shitty deal..

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by **Rip32** on Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:24 am

i heard that it wasnt the Marlins it was the Dodgers. Brad Penney was talking to a bat boy and he made the bet with him and the rest of the club house found out and the pot got up to like 2000 dollars. Too bad the kid threw up after he finished it. Me and my friends tried that but my friend drank chocolate milk which is way thicker than White milk, he yacked all over the deck...funny stuff :lol:

EDIT: NVM it was the the Marlins FORMER pitcher Brad Penny oops.

by **Jackal_** on Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:29 am

It's the Marlins.. says so at Espn.

by **FendeR`** on Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:27 pm

I heard that on PTI (show on ESPN), funny stuff. :lol:

They were arguing about it, because Kenny Rogers got a shortened suspension of 15 games (I think) for shoving a cameraman, and this kid got about half that just for chugging milk. :lol:

Thinking of it, I might try that some time...

by **Jackal_** on Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:30 am

Eww @ milk.. I'm lactose intollerant.. (n)

by **AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy** on Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:25 pm

How much is a gallon? Compared to a litre? :?:

by **Andreas Dahl** on Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:43 pm

It'll take you like (literally) two seconds with google for crying out loud...

1 US gallons = 3.7854118 liters

Why would they suspend him anyways? Unless it was during an actual game, which it wasn't, then what's the big deal?

by **AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy** on Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:26 pm

It'll take you like (literally) two seconds with google for crying out loud...

1 US gallons = 3.7854118 liters

I'm not high on crying out loud , so thanks anyway... (Y)

That means 15 glasses of milk, straight down the chute... Hmmm... tough, but feasible...

by **cyanide** on Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:22 am

Holy shit, nearly 4 litres of milk under an hour? 4 litres of water is tough enough, but milk? I wonder what it was, 2% 1% or skim milk (where skim is the easiest).

by **Riot** on Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:30 am

A few teams in Florida are offering him a job for 6 days while he is suspended, including my Minnesota Twins Ft. Meyers team. 8-)

by **AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy** on Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:32 am

A few teams in Florida are offering him a job for 6 days while he is suspended, including my Minnesota Twins Ft. Meyers team.

A job as what? A cow?

by **Riot** on Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:33 am

A bat boy you filthy scumbag

by **air gordon** on Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:27 am

not as easy as it you think it would be...

the local paper had a few people try this:

all failed to finish the gallon and ended throwing up

by **Jugs** on Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:20 am

Dang, I gotta get a few of my friends and try this shit out

wooooooooo! milk

by **Drex** on Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:30 am

Post pics of yourself throwing up...

by **Matt** on Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:42 am

man i could do this easy. I love milk. At times i practically live on this shit.

1hr snds reasonable, i reckon i could do this....the milk cant be higher than 2% though. I'm used to 2%, anything higher and i cant drink cos it tastes too shitty.

by **Jackal_** on Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:46 am

Reminds me of a story lol.. I was at my buddies frat party a few years ago with my girlfriend at the time and I dared her slutty friend to chug a litre of milk and chase it down with 3 shots of rum. Needless to say she spent the whole week shitting and puking. Her parents even tried charging me :lol:

Good thing she didnt remember givin me head..

by **Jackal** on Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:10 am

Good thing she didnt remember givin me head..

Whose head did she give you? OMG, to imagine, there's some dude out here walking around with no head just a body. That's a scary sight. :shock:

by **Riot** on Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:08 am

Oh that's right, Jackal is a mod so he doesn't know what getting head means. :lol:

by **Jackal** on Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:07 am

Pardon me while I wipe away the tears on that one. That was just awesome. :lol:

Where is that cunt? :lol:

by **FendeR`** on Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:20 pm

Riot wrote:Oh that's right, Jackal is a mod so he doesn't know what getting head means.

rofl

What's next, the new reply to any flame from Jackal is "Nevermind, you wouldn't understand, you're a mod"?

by **AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy** on Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:35 am

Oh that's right, Jackal is a mod so he doesn't know what getting head means.

'Getting head'... oh, I remember, it's when you sowly help a woman's head down in order for her to tie your shoelaces... God bless Wikipedia! (Y)

by **Jackal_** on Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:19 am

Nietzschean Pride wrote:
Oh that's right, Jackal is a mod so he doesn't know what getting head means.

'Getting head'... oh, I remember, it's when you sowly help a woman's head down in order for her to tie your shoelaces... God bless Wikipedia!

She wasn't exactly gonna tie up my shoes .. but whatever rocks your boat dweeb

by **AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:22 am

She wasn't exactly gonna tie up my shoes ..

...among other things then, I guess.... but never underestimate a man's shoelace fetish... :lol:

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